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Ridg3 · #**331** 06-12-2012, 09:15 PM

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I'm watching the new season of Hell's Kitchen.
Gordon Ramsey is a huge asshole. I love him.

Gordan Ramsey is a lovely person. His final thoughts and the summarizing jokes at the end make me cringe to no end, though. Jeremy Kyle is an asshole and I hate him.

Sekto Springs · #**332** 06-12-2012, 09:38 PM

You're right. He isn't an asshole, he just has zero tolerance for bullshit, which I respect and appreciate, especially when he's chastising the "professionals" under him.

Jeremy Kyle is a useless turd. All of those dysfunctional family drama talk show hosts are though.

Ridg3 · #**333** 06-12-2012, 09:48 PM

He got his zero tolerance off his mentor, I reckon, who is a real asshole.

Nepsotic · #**334** 06-12-2012, 10:13 PM

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You're right. He isn't an asshole, he just has zero tolerance for bullshit, which I respect and appreciate, especially when he's chastising the "professionals" under him.

Jeremy Kyle is a useless turd. All of those dysfunctional family drama talk show hosts are though.

Its hillarious, though. I love how angry he gets and starts shouting.

Sekto Springs · #**335** 06-12-2012, 10:19 PM

Kyle or Ramsey?
When Ramsey does it, it seems appropriate.
When Kyle does it, he's just being an obstinate prick. He and Steve Wilkos are total hotheads who never let their guests get a word in edgewise.

I prefer Jerry Springer's "I'm still doing this shit?" approach.

Nepsotic · #**336** 06-12-2012, 10:38 PM

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Kyle or Ramsey?
When Ramsey does it, it seems appropriate.
When Kyle does it, he's just being an obstinate prick. He and Steve Wilkos are total hotheads who never let their guests get a word in edgewise.

I prefer Jerry Springer's "I'm still doing this shit?" approach.

Are we talking about the same Jeremy Kyle show? Because the american one is pretty lame to be honest. But to be fair, on the english one anyway,the people on there are absolute pricks. I just find it funny.

Sekto Springs · #**337** 06-12-2012, 11:00 PM

I'm talking about the American one.

Nepsotic · #**338** 06-13-2012, 07:32 AM

Oh. The english one's much better. They need more than shouting at!

Ridg3 · #**339** 06-13-2012, 09:16 PM

Yeah... they're both shit. JK is a fucker who was, for the Americans, a gambling addict who has a deluded sense of his own fabulousness over the chavvies and the chavettes. I hope he walks into a firing range sometime.

Crashpunk · #**340** 06-14-2012, 02:11 AM

Jerry Springer is the only guy I like who does that sort of stuff. It's hilarious at times.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Nepsotic · #**341** 06-14-2012, 06:19 AM

I watched Adventure Time. What a horrible excuse for a show.

Mr. Bungle · #**342** 06-14-2012, 06:55 AM

Fuck you.

I watched the first two episodes of The Wire. Good show so far but I don't get why it gets so much acclaim for being "BEST TV SHOW EVER!!!".

Still good though, I'm gonna keep watching it.

OANST · #**343** 06-14-2012, 07:57 AM

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I watched Adventure Time. What a horrible excuse for a show.

Fuck you.

Dynamithix · #**344** 06-14-2012, 08:16 AM

Yeah, fuck.

Sekto Springs · #**345** 06-14-2012, 08:52 AM

Adventure Time is an amazing show you worthless furfag tiger fucker faggotron. Go stick your crooked dick in a blender.

Nepsotic · #**346** 06-14-2012, 09:09 AM

(Ouch)
Oh come on! Was the guy on crack when he wrote it?
And tiger fucker? I'd of thought that's an insult that you'd hurl at Havoc.

I just think it tries too hard to be funny, with stupid names and mental storylines.

Sekto Springs · #**347** 06-14-2012, 09:40 AM

Oh shit. I totally thought you were Havoc because of the Twilight avatar. My bad.

Oh well, replace "tiger" with "pony", and I don't have to rescind my statement. You're not allowed to think Adventure Time is bad and Ponies are good. Either you like both, or hate both. Have a little quality control, dude.

Adventure Time was created by Pendleton Ward, who is a magnificent, huggable genius with a big bushy beard full of candy and magic. If you dislike AT, that's fine, but just know that in doing so you are giving us the right to do awful, awful things to you.

OANST · #**348** 06-14-2012, 09:57 AM

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Oh shit. I totally thought you were Havoc because of the Twilight avatar. My bad.

Oh well, replace "tiger" with "pony", and I don't have to rescind my statement. You're not allowed to think Adventure Time is bad and Ponies are good. Either you like both, or hate both. Have a little quality control, dude.

Adventure Time was created by Pendleton Ward, who is a magnificent, huggable genius with a big bushy beard full of candy and magic. If you dislike AT, that's fine, but just know that in doing so you are giving us the right to do awful, awful things to you.

This is all very true. Adventure Time is one of the greatest animated programs of all time. It brings all of it's insanity together in a package that somehow makes sense, and the characters are endearing as shit.

Sekto Springs · #**349** 06-14-2012, 10:06 AM

I would post a funny scene from Adventure Time to further invalidate Nepsotic's inferior opinions, but there are simply too many to pick just one.

OANST · #**350** 06-14-2012, 10:09 AM

To this day I can't get the song from the first Marceline episode out of my head.

Watch this:

This is great too:

Sekto Springs · #**351** 06-14-2012, 10:15 AM

OH MARCELINE,
WHY ARE YOU SO MEE-EAN?

OANST · #**352** 06-14-2012, 10:17 AM

I'm not mean. I'm a thousand years old, and I've just lost track of my moral code.

Sekto Springs · #**353** 06-14-2012, 10:24 AM

I love Pendleton's voice.
"BARFS A TIGER!"

Also Marceline's my favorite character.

OANST · #**354** 06-14-2012, 10:26 AM

Mine too.

Sekto Springs · #**355** 06-14-2012, 10:33 AM

The song that started a thousand fanfics.

Dynamithix · #**356** 06-14-2012, 11:01 AM

I don't watch the show but I find some of its clips hilarious.

Varrok · #**357** 06-14-2012, 11:07 AM

I've seen 2 episodes and I liked it.

Sekto Springs · #**358** 06-14-2012, 11:17 AM

The pocket fart joke had me on the floor in stitches the first time I saw it.
I honestly think you have to be a miserable old fart to actually get enjoyment out of the show. Not unlike ponies, it appeals more to adults than it's target audience. Every young person I've asked about Adventure Time doesn't like it, strangely enough.

I also love how they're actually developing the story and characters. I remember Frederator mentioned off-hand on one of their numerous blogs that they would like to make Finn age, not only to accommodate the voice actor, but to keep the series going and flesh out it's characters and their relationships. I am all fucking for it. Finn is the Goku of Gen Y.

OANST · #**359** 06-14-2012, 11:38 AM

Abbey loves Adventure Time.

Sekto Springs · #**360** 06-14-2012, 11:46 AM

If my kid didn't love Adventure Time, I'd have to go Clockwork Orange on his/her ass.