Greatest Fan-Fic evar!!
It's a Fan-fic based in Hogwarts, horribly written and extremely lulzworthy....although I admit, embarassing to read at points.
I just started to read it and I'll give you one of the greatest bits yet;
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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC.
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