Neverending story -

mudling · #**331** 04-22-2005, 08:43 PM

the world turned into black and white, and some old people became narrators. some young warriors fuaght for independence, cuasing...

Abe16 · #**332** 04-22-2005, 09:09 PM

...time to bend turning everything wardsbacki' os neht,,,

Leto · #**333** 04-23-2005, 07:08 PM

...yeknom a dedavni neht oS... And that monkey pinched everyone, breaking the Black and White law! They all called the cops on his anus, so the monkey ran away screaming 'I'm A REEL BOY!'. So then...

Abe16 · #**334** 04-23-2005, 07:22 PM

...A comedian came up with tons of bad jokes, that everyone died except the monkey, so...

Leto · #**335** 04-23-2005, 07:37 PM

...The monkey tap danced! Tap danced into oblivion! But suddenly, the gates of hell opened. Now, the monkey was stranded on a weird space station, and he...

Kimon · #**336** 04-23-2005, 07:56 PM

...was called upon by the emporer to slay all the Daedra coming from Oblivion. But the monkey decided to leave Tamriel (the name of the space station) and pursue a career in...

Leto · #**337** 04-23-2005, 08:26 PM

...The Fighters guild. So he ventured forth to the town of Balmora, but was stalled along the way by...

Abe16 · #**338** 04-23-2005, 08:46 PM

...another comedian, he broke the copmedian's jaw and went on, he soon made it to Balmora! And then...

Leto · #**339** 04-23-2005, 09:08 PM

...he was greeted by an Khajit, named Ra'virr, who mugged him, and left him for dead. Monkeys gone to heaven... So, the funeral was held in...

Abe16 · #**340** 04-23-2005, 09:15 PM

...some nerds basement, he snorted a lot and then his mom...

Leto · #**341** 04-23-2005, 09:26 PM

..caught him doing coke, that's why he was snorting, stoopid!

So his mother turned into a hideous, hairy man, and the man...

Abe16 · #**342** 04-23-2005, 09:30 PM

...scratched his armpit for several minutes and said, "So, where's da food!?" So then...

mudling · #**343** 04-23-2005, 11:54 PM

the nerds basement was hurtled to oddworld cuasing it to overflow with nerds. then....

Abe16 · #**344** 04-23-2005, 11:58 PM

...the monkey awoke and stared at the room full of nreds for a couple of seconds and said, "Jesus christ" and fell back down and fainte, then...

mudling · #**345** 04-24-2005, 03:03 PM

the magnetic force of the nerds' basement cuased planet earth and every other imagenary and real planets to join onto oddworld cuasing....

General Dripikk · #**346** 04-24-2005, 03:49 PM

...The devil to drink 700 bottles of beer on the wall and then making a state called...

mudling · #**347** 04-24-2005, 03:56 PM

albaquirky. then the nerds declared war on oddworld, and the randoms declared war with the monkey and the devil, then the....

Abe16 · #**348** 04-24-2005, 06:20 PM

...aliens thought that the chinese got all the luck, so the Aliens...

mudling · #**349** 04-24-2005, 06:24 PM

decided to put all other life except the life on earth into video games, books and stories. at that is the reason why oddworld is a series of video games and movies. everything went back to normal until....

Abe16 · #**350** 04-24-2005, 06:29 PM

...a guy named henry wanted to rule the worlds oldest bookstores, he did but no one wanted to work for him. he then through a tantrum and knocked down several old ladies who...

mudling · #**351** 04-24-2005, 06:45 PM

turned into singing ronald macdonalds, then everyone gained alot of....

Abe16 · #**352** 04-24-2005, 06:49 PM

...weight, so much weight that the earth fell down into eternal darkness, but then...

mudling · #**353** 04-24-2005, 06:58 PM

gravity reversed and the earth was about to crash into the sun, meanwhile, over the hills and far away....

Abe16 · #**354** 04-24-2005, 07:34 PM

..hunters, hunt teletubbies that are coming in their direction, thus begins the teletubbie massacre, and...

Godlesswanderer · #**355** 04-24-2005, 07:41 PM

unknown to the hunters, the teletubbies had nuclear warhead stuck up their arses. So when they were shot, it would start off a nuclear chain reaction...

mudling · #**356** 04-24-2005, 07:46 PM

and blew up every neclur power plant somehow, homer simpson was without a job and led the world in a war against the teletubbies. the earth was coming closer to the sun, and then....
*edit* i changed my previous post.

Abe16 · #**357** 04-24-2005, 07:53 PM

...the crocadile had sacrificed his wife to the sun and everybody lived happily ever after, but that didn't stop the growing population of teletubbies, the teletubbies had gone into war with the...

mudling · #**358** 04-24-2005, 07:59 PM

springfeildians and the rest of the humans. they gathered in a huge castle, and then they saw the horrific site of orcs, teletubbies and the people from family guy. then...

Abe16 · #**359** 04-24-2005, 08:07 PM

...the evil peporoni s attacked!!! they were sucking on pens! Then...

mudling · #**360** 04-24-2005, 08:27 PM

the war started, then the earth started going towards the sun again, and the people from armaghetan....