Stupid answers for stupid questions -

snuzi · #**301** 03-01-2007, 10:13 AM

A: You did. Remember?

Q: Does that Greeter's smile make ya feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

Paramite of War · #**302** 03-01-2007, 10:17 AM

A: No.

Q: Should it?

snuzi · #**303** 03-01-2007, 10:24 AM

A: Yes. Very much so.

Q: Why not?

Paramite of War · #**304** 03-01-2007, 10:30 AM

A: Because you told me it's illegal or are gonna deny that too!?!?!?

Q:Is it Not Easy Been Cheesy?

Slaveless · #**305** 03-01-2007, 11:03 AM

You being cheesy would make me a little more suspiscious that you are one of those health videos kids, who act pretty cheesy.

Does Superman speak Spanish every now and then?

snuzi · #**306** 03-01-2007, 11:06 AM

A: Why of course he does. Otherwise, he couldn't communicate with the Spaniards that would happen to get into trouble.

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Slaveless · #**307** 03-01-2007, 11:30 AM

Well, let's find out. One, two, three, four, *chomp*. How many does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, the world may never know.

Is the man on a moon's girlfriend on Earth?

Paramite of War · #**308** 03-01-2007, 12:14 PM

Yes she is at my house right now.

How do you like your subway?

snuzi · #**309** 03-01-2007, 12:59 PM

A: Toasted. With onions.

Q: Does television poison our minds?

Alf Shall Rise · #**310** 03-01-2007, 04:36 PM

Only if you're watching MTV.

Have you ever tried to hold an iron bar with -5 fingers?

snuzi · #**311** 03-01-2007, 04:51 PM

A: Only this one time, but that ended badly...

Q: What illegal activities are you performing?

Arxryl · #**312** 03-01-2007, 04:55 PM

Wha-!? Their Illegal?! Well... um, I'm not selling Marijuana... OR smoking it Offi-smuggle! I mean uh.... um.... nothing.

Would the world be more peaceful if G.W.B. sold his private stock of weed to the nations around the world?

Alf Shall Rise · #**313** 03-01-2007, 05:15 PM

For all weed lovers, yeesh.

Will I start bleeding if I smashed my head into my desk a few hundred times?

snuzi · #**314** 03-01-2007, 05:23 PM

A: Yeah, but you'll be too dead to notice.

Q: Why does my mouse always move in the wrong direction?

Alf Shall Rise · #**315** 03-01-2007, 05:32 PM

Because it is retarded.

Isn't it so cool that I changed my avi again?

snuzi · #**316** 03-01-2007, 06:20 PM

A: Sure is. And I bet you'll have a new one next week

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Q: Why did you call my mouse retarded?

Paramite of War · #**317** 03-01-2007, 06:37 PM

HAHAhahaha

Because you wanna do this to it |

Will I be remembered?

Slaveless · #**318** 03-02-2007, 11:02 AM

For a mouse-hater, yes.

Will the world cease to exist when Snuzi finds out tacos are made with cucumbers?

Arxryl · #**319** 03-02-2007, 04:16 PM

Sh! Don't tell him that. He might cause a chain reaction and blow up earth!

If the Government is just a huge thing for conspirators, what the hell is Wal-Mart doing?
(Man, we need more people to play...)

snuzi · #**320** 03-02-2007, 05:55 PM

A: Rolling back prices.

Q: Why does Harry Potter look and act so whiney?

OT: Definitely. There are only about five or six of us participating.

Arxryl · #**321** 03-02-2007, 07:33 PM

Because he's the main character of a young adults book. If it were an adults book, he'd look and act mysterious, and if it were to be a young children's book he'd act and look annoying.... Well... more annoying.

Nemo · #**322** 03-03-2007, 01:40 AM

Why didn't Arxryl ask a question?

Slaveless · #**323** 03-03-2007, 05:07 AM

He was too busy trying to figure out if Harry is indeed annoying in his books.

If George W. Bush gave America to her daughters, what kind of things will happen?

snuzi · #**324** 03-03-2007, 08:23 PM

A: Imagine The Simple Life, but real.

Q: Why do people continue asking questions concerning George W. Bush?

Slaveless · #**325** 03-04-2007, 05:36 AM

I said because I couldn't think of anything else. Ask MoxCo.

Google or Ask.com?

Arxryl · #**326** 03-04-2007, 08:45 AM

Crap! I forgot to ask a stupid question! (and nearly forgot to answer one.

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A: Google, duh.... but secretly I use Yahoo...

Why do celebrities act like they are mentally retarded?

Slaveless · #**327** 03-04-2007, 09:10 AM

Because they feel inspired by politicians.

Does a Joey (the kangeroo) secretly have the name Bob?

snuzi · #**328** 03-04-2007, 11:22 AM

A: Secretly, he does. But don't tell anyone.

Q: Why does my dog resemble a cow?

Slaveless · #**329** 03-04-2007, 11:28 AM

Better check its bottom if I were you....

Are yo momma jokes really insulting?

snuzi · #**330** 03-04-2007, 11:37 AM

A: Not in the least.

Q: Do you like movies about gladiators?