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  #301  
07-09-2005, 08:11 AM
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Name: Charderavs
race: Slig ( i only have first two abe games)
Title: Overseer(beating up all the mudokons. and all the other things sligs do. )
Bio: Charderavs( or Char) is a lean mean pant wearing machine. he is very loyal and likes guns and female sligs. As he is an over seer his pants have 4 legs instead of two
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  #302  
07-09-2005, 09:30 AM
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That's really not much of a bio. Go back and look at other peoples. I would also recommend you read back on the story a little. The boss, Arnie, is unlikely to hire a guy just so he can beat mudokons.

If you haven't already (and no offence if you have) you should go and read up on the RPG rules. (http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=11928)
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  #303  
07-09-2005, 11:15 AM
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changed it. can i join Dripi?
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07-09-2005, 01:40 PM
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OOC: Splat, was Stivik talking to Arthur here? :
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Stivik: "Don't take it so hard. But there are a lot of sligs out here that would ahve had your legs off after that. How long have you been in the military."
I got confused by it cause I was the last guy to talk to Stivik but Arthur has never been in the military.

IC: Dek listened to Stivik. "Nick? Hmm, what exactly happened between him and Anni?"
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07-09-2005, 02:26 PM
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Sev helped himself to some expresso and stacked some in his pants compartment.

Sev:"Waste not want not! "

He took a look at the Cybernetic Slig and shrugged. He didn't understand what history he had with his coworkers, but he didn't really care at the moment. At least he wasn't killing anyone.

These mudokons and sligs seemed to have their own special secrets, and Sev wanted to know some of them. But for now, he was going to the Rec-Room to get some shut eye.

Sev programmed his name into the LED sign on the side of the bunk. He took off his mechanical pants, gun and mask and got into the bed and fell asleep.
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  #306  
07-09-2005, 02:27 PM
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ooc: Yeah, sorry MM. By military I (or he) meant just... working. For the Cartel. You know.

Stivik: "They had a fight, I think she was bugging him, like I said, she was doing some wierd things, and he attacked her. Nothing out of the ordinary but the boss here is..." He glanced around at the several people still in the room. "Is not big on violent punishments. A bit easy going. He seems to think it's all easier to stop the sligs beating the slaves, rather than letting them get on with it and have them do it for no real reason."
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07-09-2005, 03:00 PM
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ooc: Ta for clearing that up Splat.

IC:
Dek shrugged "Well, if it gets good business and keeps the workers in line, I don't see what's wrong in it. I personally don't like that method but, if it works well, nobody can critiscize it."

Arthur thought a bit, then answered Stivik " Well I started off at Slig Barracks #1034 where I did a bit in the mudokon capture forces, but I found it too much work so I filed a transfer to the airborne Vykkers Labs and I went there, this was waay before Munch the terrorist. I then got moved because of laziness and failure to stop a riuot, and sent to FeeCo where I worked as a Cargo Delivery supervisor. Ah, good times. Anyway I worked there happily for a while, but got sent here because I was still too lazy, so here I am now, first day of work here and still without a sleep. So I'd say I've ben working for roughly...geez, 20 years. I'm getting old." He answered Stivik.
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07-09-2005, 10:14 PM
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Groll walked furthur into the cafeteria and saw Dek.

Groll:"A vykker? What are you doing here?"

Groll had only seen vykkers once before in his life, and the memory wasn't pleasant...
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  #309  
07-09-2005, 11:09 PM
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hello? can i join?
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  #310  
07-10-2005, 02:13 AM
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OOC: If you want to join just post your character's full bio and start RPing.

IC:

Dek turned to Groll
"Oh, I'm only here performing a couple of medical operations for Arthur's 2 friends, but seeing as i just got fired from my labs, I may have to seek a job here."


OOC: Sorry for the short post, but I had to help this guy join and answer Gretin's guy so it turned out shorter than hoped.
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07-10-2005, 03:06 AM
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ooc: MGWM, before you start RPing check up on the RPG rules and read some of the backstory. Get an idea of what this thing is about and look out for problems with certain members so you can try to not copy them. A lot of new people here break some of the rules so make sure you know what you're doing before you start.

Stivik shrugged. (To Arthur) "Nothing to rough then? That would be it. I worked at Vykker's Labs for a while. It was all a bit hectic, too many animals running around. And at Feeco. Guarding Dripik's Slig Barracks. When Abe got in it all went a bit wrong. They killed some of us and transfered others. I only moved here 2 days ago and you're right. i haven't had much sleep either."
He drains his expresso and picks another can off the floor while secretly taking a recording of the broken machine, throwing perfectly good (if you ignore the use-by date) cans of profit-bringing coffee around for all the world to steal!
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07-10-2005, 03:20 AM
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ooc: 2 days have passed since Stivik arrived?! No way it must be more!?

IC:
Arthur picked up one of the expressos, drank it, and answered "yeah, nothing too tough, except the capture corps. Especially if the muds have got weapons, then it can be a problem. Trying ta capture a mudokon while he runs around swiniging a huge club ain't easy. And yeah, I know about trouble at Vykkers, those damn fuzzles get everywhere. But I never knew you were at FeeCo or Vykkers, which ones?"
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07-10-2005, 06:12 AM
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OOC:
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ooc: 2 days have passed since Stivik arrived?! No way it must be more!?
Wha!? That means by the time Scruben can see again, we're at W@RF V.8!

--IC--
Floyd: "Hey, you're talking about Vykkers Base Labs? I've worked there before as a machine checker. Then I got transferred here. So umm, what section did you work at?"
(ooc:He talks to Stivik)

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Scruben: "Ok, so where are we?"
Boogie: "In some busy place. Wait. Yo Dek."
*Boogie walks over to Dek.*

Boogie: "No important body here knows that you're fired, does any? Well, I bet that if you tell The Boss, you were... head medical officer back at... wherever you came from, He'd hire you for sure. Wanna go find him?"
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07-10-2005, 07:23 AM
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OOC: I'm back. I see I missed a lot, but I've read myself through it. I'm not going anywhere in the next two weeks, so I'll be here and post.

Welcome to W@RF, MGWM! As Splat already said, read the rules, learn from others and you'll be OK.

Welcome to W@RF, Jarnww! You're already doing fine, as I see it. Keep it up. (Do you know Republic Commando by chance? Your character's name is kind of familiar.)

And welcome back, Cyber-Slig!

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Characters like T-nex's, Havoc's, maybe Dripik's, will have seen the old CS.
Well, It would be strange if I never saw CS, since I'm here since the start of the W@RF series. The things I saw here in the past few years...

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RG-49 arrived at the Board Room. He ran inside to the Glukkons and the Slig.

RG-49: "RG-49, ready for duty, Boss."

He looks at the new Glukkon and his Slig, suspiciously.

Arnie: "Ah, RG-49. At least someone was wondering where are we."

Otto: "Like they care about our whereabouts."

Arnie: Well, you never know. What's going on, RG?"

RG-49: "The production is surely not going on, Boss. Current Efficiency: 45 percent in separate parts of the plant. The malfunction mentioned earlier led to a boiler breakdown, two injured employees."

Arnie: "Injured employees? Are they safe?"

RG-49: "I know little about their current conditions. My main task is to protect you from any hazards."

Arnie: "OK, then. So, back to the topic. Carl, I've seen a lot of this factory, but I never saw the thing you're asking for."

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07-10-2005, 08:09 AM
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Anni, shook her head, as she could that Stivik was already getting to be good friends with the Vykker.

"Now there's two of them..." she muttered, and tightened her grip on CS.

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Kix and Dean were heading towards the Cafeteria, and saw the bunch of new and old employees. But one of them caught her attention.

"Hi!!" Kix yelled, and ran over to CS, pushing Stivik aside on her way(OOC: Couldn't resist ).

A quick "uh sorry!" slipped her mouth and then she turned to CS.

"How have you been? I haven't seen you in a pretty long time." she said and smiled.

Dean had made his way to Kix and saw the big half-slig half-robot.(OOC: I don't remember if Dean has already met CS...)

"Ehm... Hello." He said.
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Razer was heading inside the restroom, and walked to his bed. He picked up a package from under his bed.

"Oh yeah... I've been missing you guys..." he said and hugged the pack.

He opened the box, and found several cigarettes, but they didn't contain tobacco. He took one of them, put it to his mouth, and lit it.
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07-10-2005, 08:15 AM
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CS : You people are insane. I was only relaxing yesterday, and today I come to find it that the world is ending, or something. I'll be in my lounge, if anyone needs me...

*CS marched down the corridors and came to his room*

CS : What the...

There was some other slig sitting in here, with Fang

CS : Hey pal, this is my room, care to leave, or shall I force you?

Slig : This is my... ummm... right away Sir.

CS sat down, and called Fang over. Fang disobeyed. He was in the corner shivering.

CS : Not you too... *slaps himself on the head*
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07-10-2005, 08:30 AM
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"Ah don't leave me!!" Anni said, as she wanted to do evrything to get away from the vykker, "Stivik, Nick is looking for you... wanted to chat to you or something."

She didn't care to look at stivik while she was speaking, but then she ran away.

"Wonder where he is..." She said to herself, but then a smell caught her.

She entered the rest-room, and saw Razer smoking.

"You know... Smoking can be very bad for your health... Thats how most glukkons die. I don't even think you're allowed to smoke in here." she said.

Razer almost got a shock, but only laughed when he saw Anni.

"You want one?" he asked, took one of the cigarettes, andraised the hand towards her.

"Ehm no thanks, but i apreciate that you asked." she answered, and thought, "Not really."

She sniffed the air a bit.

"Hey wait. This isn't tobacco.. this is..." she said but then she shut up.

"Yea so what... take one... Are you afraid??" He asked and laughed scornfully, "Always doing what the other tell you?"

At this point she got angry.

"I'll show you..." she said, and took one of the joints.

*duhn duhn duhn*
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  #318  
07-10-2005, 08:55 AM
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OOC:where am i Dripik sir?
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07-10-2005, 10:27 AM
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Hey, the more the merrier, right? I'll join.

Name: Snipe
Species: Slig
Age: 16 (human years)
Job: Rookie Security Guard
Personality: Complete Mud hater. Usually dosen't concern himself with muds, but he CAN get harsh if it is called for. New employee, so dosen't really have a lot of experiance.
Appearance: Awesome shiney metal pants, but instead of a shotgun, he has 2 pistols.

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  #320  
07-10-2005, 10:49 AM
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ooc: MGWM, you can start arriving in the factory by train and then move about from the station, that's how most of us enter. Same for you PerfectKirbyJr, presuming drpi lets you join (which he should, as he's a ncie guy)

IC:
Dek turned to Floyd briefly "Vykers Base Labs? As I said, that's were I just came here from. You were a machine checker? Hmm, I don't recognize you, but it was a big place." He turned back to Boogie "Find the boss? I suppsoe I could do with doing that. Does this factory have any sort of business section: Glukkon offices? Boardroom? Meeting room? As I'd imagine Arnie would be there."
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07-10-2005, 10:56 AM
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ooc: Hi perfectkirby. Make sure you know the backstory before you join. MGWM, you enter how you want. You can arrive by train, fall out of a blimp, walk up to the door (gasp, that's a new one). It's up to you, as long as it makes (some) sense.

Stivk resisted the temptation to smack Kix in the back. He then not-quite resisted the temptation to decapitate Anni by flipping her off as she walked away.
Stivik: "It was Aslik's Feeco, before he topped himself. Now it's that Barkak guy, who's really doing a better job." He grinned to himself. "Vykkers Labs, the first one, the airship. They weren't doing so well at the time so there wasn't much to do. Picked up a bit while I was there though. Yeah, I mostly worked at the docking bay, sometimes moving to the labs themselves. That was awhile ago though."

ooc: Arrived, looked about a bit, talked to Arnie. Day 2, Anni's trial. Talked to RG-47, followed Anni as she tried to escape. Day two/three, took cans from broken expresso machine, talked to other employees.
Time just moves really slowly here!
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07-10-2005, 11:25 AM
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IC:
Arthur turned to Stivik "Airship Vykekrs'? That's were I worked. Like I say, I worked at a FeeCo but i forget which. It's the one near here. Anyway at Vykkers' you're right when you say it was bad quality at first. I was a guardslig, mainly in the orridors. Too many escaped animals.But you worked where? Docking? When, as I don't remember you."
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07-10-2005, 11:41 AM
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Snipe was on his way to Rupture Farms by way of thw employee train. Sinpe took a look for the first time at the huge factory. "Damn, this place is HUGE. I hope I get a good spot in this place...." Snipe told himself. The train then stopped. Snipe looked around the station. "Maybe there is someone around here that can give me the lowdown on what to do..." Snipe said, looking for someone that could tell him where to go.

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ooc: Perfectkirby, back up a little. First, no random characters are allowed (though there have been quite a few lately from older members, no names mentioned, some, like CS's cykkers can be excused.)
Also There are only three glukkons in Repture Farms, Dripik's Arnia and Otto and chirpy's Carl. Though Carl might say something like that, he's basically a visitor and wouldn't be managing new arrivals. And Otto and Arnie wouldn't say anything like that at all. There are no other glukkons here so Snipe would have to walk in (the station doors are open) and look around for someone like Arnie.


Stivik: "About... 2 or 3 years ago. One of my earlier jobs of the kind. Got moved there after I'd been working in a genetics research centre that was having some problems. I think the bosses liked me when I worked there so they got me a good job afterwards."
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07-10-2005, 12:42 PM
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Nick arrived at the board room and walked up to Arnie.

Nick: Boss, I need to talk to you! This Stavik guy is being a real pain to everyone in the factory. I think you are better off if you kick him out the factory.

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Math meanwhile followed Anni, seeing how she took a joint (OOC: What the?).

Math: What are you doing? That stuff isn't good for you.
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07-10-2005, 12:49 PM
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ooc: Perfectkirby, back up a little. First, no random characters are allowed (though there have been quite a few lately from older members, no names mentioned, some, like CS's cykkers can be excused.)
Also There are only three glukkons in Repture Farms, Dripik's Arnia and Otto and chirpy's Carl. Though Carl might say something like that, he's basically a visitor and wouldn't be managing new arrivals. And Otto and Arnie wouldn't say anything like that at all. There are no other glukkons here so Snipe would have to walk in (the station doors are open) and look around for someone like Arnie.


Stivik: "About... 2 or 3 years ago. One of my earlier jobs of the kind. Got moved there after I'd been working in a genetics research centre that was having some problems. I think the bosses liked me when I worked there so they got me a good job afterwards."
Oh....sorry. I think I rushed into the story a little. I'll edit that post to something a little more on story, alright? ^_^;;
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07-10-2005, 01:08 PM
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OOC:Welcome aboard Perfectkirby! I just started a while ago too, so if your character needs a buddy, you know who to call. Nice SN by the way.Also welcome back to Dripik and thanks for letting me join, this is the best Oddworld Rp evah!

Sev woke up and put on his mask. He got into his pants and grabbed his gun, then walked out into the hall.

Sev:"Man, I hope the boss is done with his meeting, cause I need to meet with the head of security sooner or later.

Sev walked down the hall and soon found his way to the Boardroom where another cyber looking slig were as well as a couple more sligs and of course, three Glukkons who seemed to have a lot on their hands. Sev also saw the crazy Glukkon ranting about something while another slig was talking to what seemed to be the head Gluk.

Sev:"Uh, who's the chief of security here? I just got transferred here and I don't exactly know where my post is.
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Snipe kept walking down the hall. "Arg....i'm going nowhere fast......" Snipe said to himself. Snipe then saw Sev, and mistoke him for an official. He tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, uh, I just got transferred and I have NO idea where to report, so do you think you could point me in the right direction?" Snipe asked him.
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Boogie: "I've asked Floyd and Scruben to think of where the Boss might be, but then we got interrupted by some stupid- What the?! That thing was a steef?! We need to get that thing outta here!"

Floyd: "Whoa, settle down a bit, chippunk lover. And oh, Chippa the singing chippunk?"
Boogie: "Oh no, you mean you've seen the poster?"
Floyd: "Yeah, it freaked me out."
*Boogie sighs*
Floyd: "Anyway, we've heard a message from some hyperactive idiot screaming that Arnie needed to go to the Boardroom. He's probably there right now, so we'd better hurry."

Boogie: "Care to come with us, Dek?"
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"Whoa!" Anni said shocked, and dropped the joint on the floor, "Uh, I'm doing nothing... nothing... What was i thinking?"

"Bwaha, I knew you couldn't do it." Razer laughed out.

"Can too!" She said angrily, but then her face got all serious.

A flame was beginning to grow on the floor. The joint had obviously turned something on fire. What it was, she found out quickly.

"MY JOINTS! NOOOOOOO!! MY PRECIOUS JOINTS!!!!" Razer yelled and began blowing on the fire, which only caused it to expand.

"UH NO! QUICKLY! DO SOMETHING!" Anni yelled, and whent out to get some liquid.

She got a bottle of something transparent, and threw it on the flames. Then she read the bottle:

WARNING> Highly flamebale.

"ARGH!! Whoops!" Anni yelled, and watched Razer's bed take flames.

She ran out and found a bucket. Then she filled it with water from a nearby wash. Then she got back and threw the water on the flames, to watch them fade away. Razer lay on the floor, whimpering and sobbing over his joints. When she had stopped the fire, she slowly walked out.

"C'mon, let's go before he comes back to reality." she said and ran away.
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