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big bro boogie · #**301** 07-10-2005, 03:41 PM

'I hate myself'
anagrams to
'Seemly faith.' (Whoa, creepy thing.)

'I hate my life'
anagrams to
'I am hefty lie.' (No, I'm no lie.)

'I hate living'
anagrams to
'I hating evil.' (Ah, so true.)

'Why should I live?'
anagrams to
'Why! Devious hill.' (yeh... Blame the Hill.)

'Blame Bush!'
anagrams to
'Shame bulb.' (We know he should shame himself.)

'I'm not totally suicidal.'
anagrams to
'Militant as to cloudily.' (How does that thing know my dad was- forget it.)

And to finish it:
'I never liked guns.'
anagrams to
'Unlike deserving.' (Ok, so Stranger not only likes colouring, he likes deserving too.)

Rich · #**302** 07-11-2005, 03:42 PM

Suck it now = stuck wino

Feel my wang = mangey flew

Dino is my everything = Stymying divine hero

Racoon bollocks = crook local snob

Leto · #**303** 07-11-2005, 04:36 PM

'Never Mind The Bollocks'
anagrams to
'Shock nobler devilment.'

'DIPSTIKK LIKES SCAT'
anagrams to
'Spikiest dick talks.'

Sorry ol' Dippy.

Gretin · #**304** 07-11-2005, 09:41 PM

"RuptureFarms is a bathtub that has adverts on the side! It squeaks."

Well, you learn something new every day!

RuptureFarms anagrams to "Up smarter fur."

Leto · #**305** 07-11-2005, 09:43 PM

Quit fooling, turn off the 'appear offline' thing in your profile

I'll up your smarter fur!

Kimon · #**306** 07-11-2005, 09:51 PM

Holy crap. I'm gonna get my new band name through the anagram thingy!

'Sweet Band'
anagrams to
'Waste bend.'

'Rock Starz'
anagrams to
'Cork tzars.'

'We rock'
anagrams to
'OK crew.'

'The Rock Stars'
anagrams to
'Tart shockers.'

'Usns Are great'
anagrams to
'Earnest sugar.'

YES!!! Those are teh CoOL!

'We\'re Sweet'
anagrams to
'Were sweet.'

Tsk, tsk.

Gretin · #**307** 07-11-2005, 09:53 PM

Keh heh heh, whoops!

Seriously, though, I had it on before because of how little I was doing here, just RPing.
Anyway, I don't know whether you'll see this, Splat, but I thought this was pretty funny, even a little (very very little) bit true:
"Stivik is a DVD player that sounds better than it looks, remembers all of its past actions and has velcro pads on the side."

TheRaisin · #**308** 07-12-2005, 12:36 AM

http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/

This is great fun. Explore the hilarious results of perfectly normal English phrases translated back and forth between several different languages (check "Include Chinese, Japanese, and Korean", it makes the results much better). I'll post some of mine soon.

sligster · #**309** 07-12-2005, 02:16 AM

Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai

Conker_Rocket · #**310** 07-12-2005, 08:56 AM

http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
Here is one that let's you talk like like a gangsta.

Kimon · #**311** 07-12-2005, 09:08 AM

Heh.

I started with this:

So I said, "What's up with that? For real?"

And ended up with this:

Thus my that and, " What do you have says? Truth? Because of the"

big bro boogie · #**312** 07-12-2005, 09:13 AM

I started with this:
Enter English Text and "Babelize" it:
And ended with this:
Text of English thymus and " Babelize" Insertions; That:

hehehe.

Rich · #**313** 07-12-2005, 09:19 AM

Lol. Ebonics. How racist.

Anagrams

Put a cap in yo' ass = A Piano Pussy-cat

System of a down = Softy dames now

Yo Yo Yo I'm a gangsta yo = Ya! Oy! Agony toys amigo

I'm a straight up G = I am star thug pig

My rhymes are bad = barmy, mad heresy

Gangsta things generate good anagrams!

AquaticAmbi · #**314** 07-12-2005, 10:11 AM

:

"Ambi is an ironing board that moulds to fit its user, displays pornography and slices vegetables".

It appears that Ambi is quite the typical housewife.

Heehee! Just saw that... Hmmz, the ironing board part is a crack at my small-chestedness! I know it is! *Shakes fist*

Yes, I'm such a happy homemaker with all displayin' the pr0n and slicin' the veggies.

Now for the only anagram I could make worth posting, dedicated to Luke:
Searex is teh hawt = Raw, heathiest sex.

...heathiest?

Rich · #**315** 07-12-2005, 10:20 AM

:

...heathiest?

Lol. I think that the anagram generator makes up words.

What is heathiest? = Hesitate hash wit.

TheRaisin · #**316** 07-12-2005, 11:45 AM

The ironing board is a symbol representing the stereotype model housewives of the 1950s. It's complimenting you on your domestic skills.

Translator stuff:

"I like sexy butts" translated to "Esteem the delicious extremities."
"There was a farmer. He had a dog. The dog's name was Bingo." translated to "With the cosechador. Certain dog in him. The name of the dog is the game of the fruit of the main computer."

Great fun.

AquaticAmbi · #**317** 07-12-2005, 12:47 PM

No worries; I was only kidding, anyway, Rob.

I can blow bubbles with my spit! = Chubbily twistable wimp snob! (What a great insult!)

TheRaisin · #**318** 07-12-2005, 01:45 PM

Uhhh huh.

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com

To move away from the translator/anagram/whatnot stuff, I bring you one of the most hilarious (usually) online comics I've ever come across. The guy probably takes five minutes total to "write", "illustrate", and upload each one, but the results are astoundingly funny. Especially if you're American.

Kimon · #**319** 07-12-2005, 02:51 PM

Yeah that site is hit-or-miss. It can be hysterical, but most of the comics are just weird for weird's sake.

TheRaisin · #**320** 07-12-2005, 06:16 PM

Indeed. Normally I value weirdness like that, but sometimes his comics are just insane. Like his obsession with Bigfoot... I don't know what the fudge is up with that.

EDIT: That link's been posted before, Dino. This highly noticeable message has been brought to you by the wonders of HTML.

AquaticAmbi · #**321** 07-12-2005, 06:54 PM

Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet...

Heh, those comics are so odd. I loves 'em. Well, most of them, anyway.

Dino · #**322** 07-12-2005, 07:45 PM

www.elftor.com is great if you like hilarious mspaint comics that draw from southpark.

Leto · #**323** 07-12-2005, 10:19 PM

Continuing on the 'babel' thing.

Original English Text:
I don't think that orange is a very nice colour, do you?

Translated back to English: I did not think that it was the orange extremely to illuminate itself in the color, about the heifer of years that I am?
Just keep writing the same thign it spits out... Original English Text: don't post on this forum or i will shoot you Becomes...: not they them warnings in this tribune, or I we lose them Which becomes...: they do not destroy to the RECEIPT REQUESTED in this platform or of her he we Which becomes after that: they do not destroy with the SISTEMAZIONE, of that one in this platform or she HE to inside REQUESTS she US

Conker_Rocket · #**324** 07-13-2005, 03:16 PM

Homestar Runner!!! http://www.homestarrunner.com/ Some cartoons on it: http://www.homestarrunner.com/fhqwhgads.html http://www.homestarrunner.com/cheatvideo.html http://www.homestarrunner.com/newboots.html http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
The characters: http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters2.html
Make sure to check out the full site! Put it on your favorites.

Hobo · #**325** 07-17-2005, 01:29 AM

Renamed to help those with filters etc.

Leto · #**326** 07-17-2005, 01:33 AM

Aw.

Not as effective now.

I AM REBLE BECOS I SAE STOOPID SH1T LOL

www.adm.omg.com <-- Stupid, no?

Conker_Rocket · #**327** 07-17-2005, 11:19 AM

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/r...site/base.html
click on labratory and make a creature. That is what I meant to show you.

AquaticAmbi · #**328** 07-17-2005, 12:11 PM

Aww, I am dissatisfied with the new title. Why not just make it Stupid Shite? Or do some filters catch that sort of word too?

Super Munch, your link wouldn't work for me.

Hobo · #**329** 07-17-2005, 12:26 PM

Because shite is still filtered. And we don't want to encourage n00bs to go round going teh shitz0r

Leto · #**330** 07-17-2005, 03:14 PM

:

Super Munch, your link wouldn't work for me.

Precisely the point. Its stupid shit, no?

Shite is filtered? Damn. That's as crappy as an anus.

This one works