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Reptile · #**271** 08-31-2003, 09:05 AM

A: Eat a big bowl of brown and watch Telletubbies

Q:

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Sekto Springs · #**272** 08-31-2003, 10:45 AM

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if 1 train leaves chicago at 3:00 am and the other leaves new york at 5:00 pm, do you snore?

Forbidden Paradise · #**273** 08-31-2003, 11:14 AM

Only if you have to transfer to the train heading outta Boston!

How often do you shave your back?

Oddfan · #**274** 08-31-2003, 11:53 AM

A: 3 times a day other wise it grows so much i would just turn into back hair. LOL

Q:how often do you have to shave your feet.

GrigtheSlig · #**275** 08-31-2003, 05:57 PM

A. 60 times a second

Q. Who shaves their feet?

Fez · #**276** 08-31-2003, 05:58 PM

1. a hobbit

2. who dosnt shave their feet?

GrigtheSlig · #**277** 08-31-2003, 06:01 PM

Hobbits don't shave their feet! YOU LIAR!

A. Me!

Q. Why doesn't the world swallow you up when you want it to?

Fez · #**278** 08-31-2003, 06:27 PM

1. 'cause it isnt hungry.

2. which town is the biggestsmallest in the world?

oddguy · #**279** 08-31-2003, 06:47 PM

A: This one I'm sitting on. Or is it sitting on me? I'm confused.

Q: If you jump around a weasle factory, will the world be destroyed by toothless monkeys?

GrigtheSlig · #**280** 08-31-2003, 09:46 PM

A. No, the world will be destroyed by Platupsses with shotguns if you kick 25 people in a sabertooth tiger factory!

Q. Does this outfit make me look fat?

T-nex · #**281** 09-01-2003, 03:04 AM

A: Hmm.... Only if you want it to

Q: Why did the man die?

GrigtheSlig · #**282** 09-01-2003, 04:37 AM

A. Cause it was his time (or I killed him!

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Q. Why did I kill him?

oddguy · #**283** 09-01-2003, 05:00 AM

A: Cus you're crazy!

Q: What happened to Grig?!

Forbidden Paradise · #**284** 09-01-2003, 05:57 AM

A: Fell off the tiolet seat!

Q: What happened to everyone?

oddguy · #**285** 09-01-2003, 06:11 AM

A: The toilet seats sued them for sexual harrasment.

Q: Did you see that alien living inside thae fat mans belly button traveling at 1000mph?

Oddfan · #**286** 09-01-2003, 10:46 AM

no i havn,t been there latly

why is this guy so sad?

Lemming · #**287** 09-01-2003, 11:56 AM

A: He's a purple alien who wants to flood the world with tears.

Q: I've lost my mind, where is it?

oddguy · #**288** 09-01-2003, 04:43 PM

A: It's stuck between cushions of the sofa in hell.

Q: Is Satan's sofa comfortable?

T-nex · #**289** 09-02-2003, 04:12 AM

A: I don't know. I haven't been there. But ask Lemming's mind.

Q: What do you think i am?

Forbidden Paradise · #**290** 09-02-2003, 05:00 AM

A: Lemming's second mind

Q: My name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me?

oddguy · #**291** 09-02-2003, 07:08 AM

A: Ah yes...it's a letter from the IRS stating that they want to take everything you own and replace it with replicas made outta kitten meat.

Q: Who here likes kitten meat?!

Fez · #**292** 09-02-2003, 08:13 AM

hobo

who here like rattle snake meat...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

oddguy · #**293** 09-02-2003, 09:00 AM

A: Starbucks Coffee drinkers!

Q: What's the worst flavor of Coffee you can come up with?

Fez · #**294** 09-02-2003, 10:23 AM

the "nutty" kind.

whats black and white and red all over?

GrigtheSlig · #**295** 09-02-2003, 01:08 PM

A. A penguin murdering people!

Q. Why is that penguin killing people, what'd they do to him?

T-nex · #**296** 09-02-2003, 03:12 PM

A: It's actually a dead pinguin who was revived. The poeple killed him, and now the pingiun seeks for revenge.

Q: Why did the pinguin die?

The Red Muse · #**297** 09-02-2003, 03:28 PM

A: Damn! It was a penguin?! I thought it was chicken! No wonder it tasted so weird....

Q: if you were to marry who would be the lucky monkey?

Q2: If a banana kicks the other banana with the ugly ribbon, will seagulls get more uglier?

oddguy · #**298** 09-02-2003, 06:34 PM

A1: Donkey Kong! He's so sexy!

A2: Actually, the seagulls will turn into annoying telemarketers! They're perfect for the job!

Q: How many telemarketers does it take to spank a pig?

GrigtheSlig · #**299** 09-02-2003, 10:18 PM

A. Me and my 17 friends!

Q. Who can name Lucky's marshmellow shapes? From the lucky charms cereal!

OANST · #**300** 09-03-2003, 09:11 PM

A. fancifull feces and mystical vomit.

Q. I poopy so for you to do thing in ear for people ehhh