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  #271  
04-10-2002, 06:09 PM
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Wired Innnnnnnnnn Theeeeeeeeeee Middleeeeeee Offffff Nowhereeeeeeee!!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOo!!! MUHAHAHA!!!! We are in the middle of no-where. MUHAHAHA!! OOOoooooooOOO look guys shaving cream. Yum yum!!
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"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

  #272  
04-10-2002, 06:31 PM
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MojoMan220 never thought it would come to this. Being the forest ranger that he is, he has the power to stop these criminal acts...

STOP RIGHT THERE!!

MojoMan220 calls the police. Moments later all the campers are stuffed into the police car like sardines. MunchOnThis makes a run for it, but is soon caught and taken into custudy.

At Jail-

"What were you kids thinking! Grand theft auto, murder, vandalism, kiddnapping, assault... the list goes on! You are in big trouble, you know that..."

At court-

"I sentence you all to death by catapult!!" The judge screams.

All are thought to be dead...
  #273  
04-10-2002, 06:48 PM
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Jebus, you're all on crack... this whole topic sounds like some sort of drug-induced dream...
  #274  
04-10-2002, 07:04 PM
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All are thought to be dead...
*gets up weakly* I'm alive!!!!!! Any survivors???? *everyone groans*
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"I will torture his groin" ~ Policeman in HNB

"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

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04-10-2002, 11:08 PM
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we are not on crack we are just WERD well some of us, im WERD and im proude
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  #276  
04-11-2002, 03:31 AM
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Cwrack? Whou sed *hick* anysing about cwack? I jused had *hick* had one to many *falls face towards the grond like a plank*

Then the police comes back and trys to catch everyone but they all scatter and they see me and takes me to the catapult wicth is aimed out in the Grand Cannion.

HEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP YOU *HICK* GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
  #277  
04-11-2002, 08:18 AM
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:
Originally posted by munchman
we are not on crack we are just WERD well some of us, im WERD and im proude
I'm Weird too and I'm also proud of it!!!! But I'm not on crack......Oooo no.

Uh oh Dark_Xinos Is in twouble......*runs after him*
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"I will torture his groin" ~ Policeman in HNB

"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky


Last edited by MunchOnThis; 04-11-2002 at 12:23 AM..
  #278  
04-12-2002, 12:50 AM
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The police did not notice I ran a way HUHAHAH!*HIDES IN BUSHES (quietly)and takes commando wakie-takie*HELP!*gets back up*I'll save you guys!
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  #279  
04-12-2002, 06:32 AM
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Oddworld *Whoops!!*

*gets out her trusty whip of steel and looks around and then Lulu runs into a bush bumping into Mity and hides*
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"I will torture his groin" ~ Policeman in HNB

"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

  #280  
04-13-2002, 01:56 AM
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starts goin up a tree come in Mitsur, can you two here me??
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  #281  
04-13-2002, 08:04 AM
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Wired Wait A Sec..............

I hear ya loud and clear.............almost. *takes out her cotton wool ear plugs*

EDIT: Geebus 8 pages????!!!! Wow!!!!!
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"I will torture his groin" ~ Policeman in HNB

"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

  #282  
04-13-2002, 04:45 PM
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8 pages
ok, im goin to go hide in this tree i think some thing herd me crap!!!!!!!!! cuts off..........................................
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04-13-2002, 05:59 PM
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Wow! EIGHT! 8! OCHO! Ã…TTA!
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Polis gives me eight pickles to munch on!
  #284  
04-14-2002, 06:53 AM
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Wired WUTAI...................

*gets into a cardboard box and starts going down a hill* WhhhhhhhhhhhhhEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! *then hits a tree* Ow.......
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"I will torture his groin" ~ Policeman in HNB

"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

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04-14-2002, 03:47 PM
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starts runnin down the hill trips over cardboard box, and rolls down it, they are comin we must leave
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  #286  
04-14-2002, 06:12 PM
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Drunk WUTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

*looks at munchman* Oh dear...........Uh well. *goes in cardboard box*
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"I will torture his groin" ~ Policeman in HNB

"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

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04-14-2002, 08:52 PM
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MojoMan220 sees a cardboard box walk past him, he shoots it three times...

"Hey, it looks like that box was full of runny ketchup!"

MojoMan220's backup moves in.

"Once again it is our job to finish what the fly boys started. We are about to engage the hoodlums on violent grounds. We will defeat the enemy and rip their skulls from there spines and toss em' away laughin'. AM I RIGHT MARINES!!"

"SIR, YES, SIR!"

"Uh huh, damn right I am"

"All you greenhornes who wanted to see hoodlums up close, this is gonna' be your lucky day!"

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  #288  
04-15-2002, 08:36 AM
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It seems as thought the group has circled all the way around the mountain and returned to my property. Why is there holes in the side of that cardboard box? And is that the Marine Corps? HEY YOU! GET OFF MY LAWN! Meddling kids.....
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  #289  
04-15-2002, 01:15 PM
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Exclamation WATAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

*stands in her cardboard and does a dance like a weirdo and sings random words*
AMERICIAN GHOST DANCEEEEE!!!!!!!
*munchman plays a gutair*
*sings*DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IN THE NAME OF SOMEONE'S CRUSTY SHIRT.............
*munchman plays the gutair*
*sings*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*munchman laughs at me*
Who wants to come on a trip in my cardboard box?????????
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"I will torture his groin" ~ Policeman in HNB

"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

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04-15-2002, 06:08 PM
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throws the gutair down*i do*
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04-15-2002, 07:36 PM
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AN THEN THE WOLF BOY COMES BACK FORM VACTION AND SAIDS HOOOWDEDE I JUST GOT BACK FROM TX
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ok ok get this i was walkin down the street when a big pille of crap land in front of me and i looked uo an saw god smilling at me an he said a gift from haven 0:]

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04-15-2002, 07:42 PM
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Yo wolf boy, starts packin for trip
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04-16-2002, 06:03 PM
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(salty pretzils suddenly appears holding pizza)Dis' the pizza hut?
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04-16-2002, 09:12 PM
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i will blow up the force fields!*calls abe on the phone....*
Sligface:Hello?
Abe:Hello
Sligface:Is this is Abe?...
Abe:yes...what do you want?
Sligface can you come here in the woods?
Abe:Yes...but where in the woods?
Sligface:When you see a force field surrounding a slig you go there.
Abe:A slig?
Sligface:Yes....a slig,got a problem?
Abe:Is he nice?
Sligface:Of course he is!
*Abe goes to the force field in the woods*
Abe:Sligface...is that you?
Sligface:Yes!
Abe:it's my pal!yay!
Sligface:Can u just blow this force field up already!
Abe:OK!
*abe drinks soulstorm brew and farts,possesess it,and the force field blows up...*
Sligface:Yes....I'm free!!!*Chases after the crew*
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04-16-2002, 10:08 PM
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*mitsur is on cliff*HEY!I'M BACK*falls off*SAVE ME MUNCH ON THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Cool!new odicons!
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04-16-2002, 10:47 PM
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lets save Mitsur and go on the trip im ready can we bring Mitsur?
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04-16-2002, 11:45 PM
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you need more cardboard boxs MunchOnThis we all cant go into one box wow i did not even see those
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04-17-2002, 03:48 PM
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Yay! Oddicons!

Hears SligFace202 roaring with anger (at me).

*glad im in prisson

Haves a brew
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04-17-2002, 04:55 PM
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Oddworld WUTAIiIiIiIiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

:
you need more cardboard boxs MunchOnThis we all cant go into one box wow i did not even see those
Ahhhhh, I got lots.And mitsur can come too!!!!!! AHOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
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"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

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04-17-2002, 04:57 PM
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