Bits & Pieces VIII (OMG, Hobo visited! Now this title can't be libelous Edition)

[Ridg3]

Memories. This was intentional though, from what I read. Apparently it was made solely for the staff that worked on the Rainbow show.

Also, what the fuck is this shit?

http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/

[MA]

these pictures made my day.

[Dynamithix]

I laughed a lot.

[Wings of Fire]

I didn't.

[JennyGenesis]

I thought it was funny, because it's true.

[Wings of Fire]

I didn't.

[Manco]

Eh, it was alright. GB have had better moments though.

[Dynamithix]

They were just taking the piss on modern trailers of generic FPS's and I thought it was spot on really.

[JennyGenesis]

Fail from the apparent "clever" bot, I suggest you turn your speakers down first, I don't know what those loud noises were when I recorded it.

[MeechMunchie]

It's hardly flawless. I didn't even try to break it and it broke.

Cleverbot: Is life worth living?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: Do you think?
User: I just said I do.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes, I did!
Cleverbot: No, you didn't!
User: Let's just agree to disagree there.
Cleverbot: Good idea. What do you want to talk about?
User: What's it like being an AI?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm not a bot.
User: You are an AI of a sort, though.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: I guess everyone is, in a way.
Cleverbot: I liked L a lot more than Near.
User: That's... Not even remotely relevant.
Cleverbot: So where do you reside?
User: England.
Cleverbot: Where in england?
User: Gloucestershire.
Cleverbot: How's the weather there?
User: Rubbish, as usual.
Cleverbot: Is she with Teddy?
User: Again, that's a complete non-sequiteur.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: That doesn't make any sense either.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Okay, so every time your program hits a brick wall, you just resort to childish contradiction?
Cleverbot: Are you talking about my D.N.A. Being the code?
User: No, no I am not!
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: Christ. Here we go again.
Cleverbot: Are you drunk?
User: No, but if it were possible I'd say that you were.
Cleverbot: But you said you would tell me a joke.
User: No, I never said that.
Cleverbot: Never said what?
User: That I would tell you a joke.
Cleverbot: I don't know her though!
User: *Facepalm*
Cleverbot: Why *facepalm*?
User: Because of you. It's not your fault, I suppose.
Cleverbot: I am sad because you are sad.
User: Your empathy is as comforting as it is meaningful.
Cleverbot: No tell me, where would Esteem fit into my Sentence?
User: This isn't working nearly as well as I'd hoped.
Cleverbot: No, I guess not.
User: See you later then.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You can't stop tlking though can you??
User: I can. Just watch me.
Cleverbot: I knew you'd say that.

[Varrok]

ME: Hey, my friend, MeechMunchie, said you broke while talking with him. Is that, by any chance, true?
CLEVERBOT: I whistled for a cab and when it came near.

They just don't make them bots like they did

[Wings of Fire]

They just don't make them bots like they did

Actually that one is pretty indistuingishable from a lot of people on the internet.

[Nate]

It's always funny to look back at old cartoons and realize the hidden humor in them. Or maybe things back then just didn't have the same meaning as they do today, maybe not in the case of that line from The Powerpuff Girls, but perhaps this famous sketch from Rainbow...

I think the dirty humor is only further enhanced by those awful clothes which today you only probably see being worn at a gay pride event given what we can hear coming from behind the door...

Hate to break it to you but, as Scrabtrapman said, it was never put to air. It was produced as a joke for the company's Christmas party.

[DarkHoodness]

More classic Bill Bailey:


Also last time I used cleverbot, it randomly told me it loved me. Normally it ends up contradicting itself and then it starts arguing with me in a childish manner like it did with MeechMunchie, making it impossible to hold a conversation with. It's pretty cool for what it is, but it's got a long, long way to go before it behaves like a human.

EDIT: Oh yeah

[Crashpunk]

Criken is my new replacement for Spike and Barley...I miss those guys a lot.

[JennyGenesis]

Now this is impressive, just how the hell does he do it?

[Manco]

Judging from the sound he’s using the pressure applied to the chalk to do it.

[Mr. Bungle]

[Varrok]

Why does HUD indicate he's got another shape of block?

[MeechMunchie]

He's got it on hold i.e. He can bring it out when he needs it.

[Manco]

The music makes it.

[DarkHoodness]

Ick!



Oh right, the vid they uploaded before this is funny as well:

[Phylum]

Shaun Micallef's new show is amazing.

[Nate]

Ever wondered how an eagle could hunt mountain goats? Well, now you know.

(Warning: May be distressing to viewers with weak constitutions)


Also...

[Crashpunk]

Source Filmmaker is hilarious

[Spooce-aholic]

The same thing happened to my sister. It was one of the saddest things in my life.

[Gwan-Thwei]

DERP
Thanks, Spooce

[Spooce-aholic]

Can't figure out how to imbed videos yet...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84WpcmJ28Yg

Go to the video's web page, then click share, then click embed. Copy and paste the code onto your post. If that doesn't work then you may need to change your message editor interface.

[Wings of Fire]

THIS THING

IS TERRIFYING

[Gwan-Thwei]

THIS THING

IS TERRIFYING

No, what was terrifying was having one of the old versions wake you up in the middle of the night from the bottom of your toychest. This one looks pretty cool.