Oddworld: Lulu's Oddysee -

Zerox · #**271** 05-20-2007, 01:56 AM

OOC: Sus-Slig? is that meant to be suspect or something?

IC: Salve saw the arthropod flying to them, and quickly dropped down to the floor and grabbed hold of the Slig's legs so it couldn't escape from the inevitable webbing.

Brudda still barked at the Flying Slig above, trying to get it's attention.

Slig 7665 · #**272** 05-20-2007, 02:00 AM

Slax fell to the floor coverd in webbing he stugled to try and get himself free.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**273** 05-20-2007, 04:11 AM

Mike shook his head as the two sligs began arguing and the slig suspect was caught. He worriedly followed Vobos who walked drunkenly around the shop, before tripping over. "Daaarrhhh..." He got a bit of paper and a pencil, writing on it and handing it to Kas. 'I think we should get him a doctor.' It said.

skillyaslig · #**274** 05-20-2007, 08:20 PM

Kas: *reads note then glares at Vobos, resisting the urge to shot him* Well go get one then! I'm not a frigging slave!
Jayne: *snorts* Yeah, might need one for Kassie here.
Kas: Plah, you need one, a Psychiatrist.
Jayne: Excuse meh?
Kas: *turns back to Jayne* You heard!
Jayne: So what?! Not like you don' nee' ohn, Mr Stupid!
Kas: Oh, and you want to know what Mr Stupid thinks of you?!
Jayne: And what does a little pimp squeek think of me?
Kas: He thinks your a great fat idiot!
Jayne: *bellows* I am not fat! *punchs Kas*
Kas: *yelps and gets thrown backwards, landing with a crash in between 2 trash cans*
Jayne: *stops and looks shocked* Oh f**k! *Hurries forward, towards Kas* Odd, I'm sorr' Kassie! I was just reall' angry!
Kas: *groans*

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**275** 05-20-2007, 11:15 PM

Mike looked scared and backed away from the two while Vobos laughed at them, clapping his hands.

Zerox · #**276** 05-21-2007, 08:28 AM

IC: Salve walked over to the Slig as it writhed on the floor, trying to escape from the webbing "So, firstly, I want joo to tell us whut you doin' 'ere"

OOC: SSP.

Slig 7665 · #**277** 05-21-2007, 08:46 AM

IC:"And why should I tell you anything" Slax said said trying to escape the webbing.

dragonzardman · #**278** 05-21-2007, 11:53 AM

IC: "yo wot all de racket down der
OOC:I am in the celing you know!

WaterMelody · #**279** 05-21-2007, 02:14 PM

Sejsx calmly walked up to the slig and drew her knife. "because if you dont, theres going to be a hole in your body, right where your heart should be." she said softly, while supposedly examining the weapon.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**280** 05-21-2007, 11:25 PM

OOC: dragonzardman, state who's talking when you make your character speak.

IC
Mike and Vobos watched the slig struggle as Vobos laughed at him. He raked around the shop and took another box of happy pills to use for later, poking the spot on his head where he had shot himself.

OOC: And since Ilovehammy! is away for a while, i guess Lulu is just idle for now. Oh well.

Slig 7665 · #**281** 05-22-2007, 01:23 AM

"Everyone die's one day" Slax said calmly laying on the floor.

Zerox · #**282** 05-22-2007, 08:29 AM

IC: "Hey, Doogem basher, come 'ere!" Salve yelled over to the Flying Slig. He then returned his attention to the webbed Slig on the floor "Whut, ye'd rather die than jus' simply tell us why yer here? Now that is dodgy and suspichy, which is why we caught joo like this...so, gonna tell?"

Brudda barked once more, loudly, at the Flying Slig, then ran back over to Salve. He sniffed the Slig, wrapped up on the floor, and licked the pants. Blood. This guy was most definitely up to no good. He continued sniffing round the Slig.

dragonzardman · #**283** 05-22-2007, 09:47 AM

OOC: forgot to add names sorry
IC: Doogem basher looked over at salve "comin, hey maybe he talk if he got a chill pill in im"

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**284** 05-22-2007, 10:45 AM

Hearing the name of a drug, Vobos snapped his claws and ran back to Doogem with a box of them. "Baabee!" He was holding the happy pill box and the chill pill box at the same time. Mike shook his head.

Slig 7665 · #**285** 05-23-2007, 02:27 AM

IC:
Fine I'll tell you I'm here to keep track of Lulu. Slax replied

Zerox · #**286** 05-23-2007, 08:09 AM

IC: "'keepin' track' of Lulu? Don't that sound more like, y'know, tryin' to bag 'im later or whut? I don' see why anyones be interested in i'm 'cept fer the bounty. An' then they got me ter deal with"

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**287** 05-23-2007, 08:19 AM

Vobos fiddled with the box, before babbling and falling to the floor. Mike slapped his head hard and dragged him inside while his injuries took effect again. His eyes widened like crazy as some liquid laughing gas entered his brain, and he ran and screame daround the shop while Mike chased him. The two boxes of drugs lay on the ground.
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Lulu looked over at the group whilst walking with Star and smiled, unable to wave. "Hiya guys!" He called.

WaterMelody · #**288** 05-23-2007, 01:48 PM

sejsx looked down at the slig with distaste."look, are you going to give us a straight answer, or will we need to force one out of you?" she said.

OOC: thats prolly my fisrt short post

skillyaslig · #**289** 05-23-2007, 09:16 PM

Jayne: *nudges Kas* Ye okay?
Kas: *Sits up and rubs his temples* Ugg, what?
Jayne: *rubs his neck* Uh, sorr’ fo’ hitin’ ye Kassie….
Kas: *Blinks* Who hit Kassie?
Jayne: Wot? I hit ye! Okay!?
Kas: *Looks confused* You did?
Jayne: Yeah…

Slig 7665 · #**290** 05-25-2007, 11:01 AM

"I'm giving you a straight answer that's all my boss said keep track of him now can you get my out of here".

dragonzardman · #**291** 05-25-2007, 11:04 AM

IC: Doogem flew over to look down on the figure on the ground "so ur ere to look afta dis Lulu guy, well now ya seen im so get goin"

Zerox · #**292** 05-26-2007, 12:05 AM

IC: "What 'e said. Joo may be trackin' 'im for hostile purposes later or summat. An' why don't yer boss give yer a proper answer? Merely keepin' track of someone results in doin' summat later to 'em, generally. An' kowin' that Lu has summat of a large bounty on 'is 'ead right now also makes your followin' 'im a leetle bit suspichy."

Brudda came back over with the Flying Slig. He snarled at the webbed Slig on the floor. He didn't like his scent.

skillyaslig · #**293** 05-26-2007, 03:45 AM

Kas: *Looks confused* You hit me? Why?
Jayne: Uhh…I got angry…
Kas: Okay, that’s reasonable.
Jayne: *looks puzzled* Ye an’t gonna yell ah meh? I hi’ ye though.
Kas: So? You were sorry.
Jayne: *stares then yanks Kas upright and shakes him* Wake uhp! Wots wrong wit’ ye?!
Kas: *squawks* I’m fine!
Jayne: *puts Kas down* No ye an’t! Oh, Odd, I hi’ ye too hard! I knocked ye mind off!
Kas: What? Now, sir, I think you are over reacting.

Slig 7665 · #**294** 05-26-2007, 10:45 AM

"Well I'm here to keep track and protect Lulu so for all you know I might save his life from somthing so can you get me out of this web now" Slax said lying on the floor.

Zerox · #**295** 05-26-2007, 11:16 AM

IC: Yeah, protect Lulu, as if this puny thing would do a job as good as him "Two things wrong wit' that: One, why would anyone wanna protect 'im, but not say why, secondly, I'm already his bodyguard, so I doubt 'e's at any great risk anywayz, so joo might as well get summat better to do"

Slig 7665 · #**296** 05-26-2007, 11:21 AM

"You a body guard don't make me laugh you could'nt protect a rock" Slax started to laugh

Zerox · #**297** 05-26-2007, 12:41 PM

IC: "Mock me, will ye? Yer want summa this, cause yer bloody askin' fer it!" He raised his Lungbuster into the air, and swung it at breakneck speed right past the Sligs face, glancing iff the mask and smashing the pavement underneath "Will ye lookit that...I missed"

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**298** 05-26-2007, 02:24 PM

Mik flinched as Salve nearly hit the slig as Vobos gurgled and fell on the floor, sleeping with a bleeding head. "Daaaahahuha....."

WaterMelody · #**299** 05-26-2007, 05:07 PM

Sejsx was now a little peeved off with this slig. she was used to annoying ones, hell, she worked with xandiel for 2 months! but this slig was pushing her to the limit. When he insulted salve, and *almost* got hit, sejsx decided it was time for her to take action. she picked the slig up and threw him back down hard. "WILL YOU STOP MESSING AROUND WITH US!" she roared "we know your up to something so tell us, and we might let you live"

OOC: someones angry

Slig 7665 · #**300** 05-27-2007, 03:45 AM

"I am telling you my boss just said keep track of him so let me go" Slax yelled "in fact I don't even know who my boss is so you know as much as me".