Stupid answers for stupid questions -

snuzi · #**271** 02-23-2007, 07:20 PM

A: Not at all. You must be paranoid.

Q: How many times? Huh?

Arxryl · #**272** 02-24-2007, 12:28 PM

Well, he said to do all the odd problems but I just look in the back of the book for answers.

What would happen if my flux-capacitor ran out of juice and I was stuck in prehistoric times?

snuzi · #**273** 02-24-2007, 12:30 PM

A: Short version: Dinosaurs would devour you, and you would be in a world of pain. Time travel sucks sometimes, huh?

Q: If I were to run downstairs and eat some Mexican food right now, what time would it be in Europe?

moxco · #**274** 02-24-2007, 01:35 PM

A.25 O'clock
Q. Whats the name of my neibors half cousin twice remove aunts sisters grandmas grand child.

Alf Shall Rise · #**275** 02-26-2007, 11:28 AM

MoxCo. Executive

Does MoxCo really live on Mars?

snuzi · #**276** 02-26-2007, 04:15 PM

A: Probably not.

Q: Why are most customer service places located in India?

Arxryl · #**277** 02-26-2007, 05:49 PM

Because if they weren't, we'd all have ringing telephones on our hands... or something.

Why is Moxco. his own neighbor's relative?

snuzi · #**278** 02-26-2007, 07:30 PM

A: I don't know, by some special circumstance, perhaps?

Q: Why does everyone make such a big deal about the Oscars?

Slaveless · #**279** 02-27-2007, 11:03 AM

Oscars make the world go round! Either that or, the human mind is easily entertained by seeing actors of people that they know, and feel special when someone they have heard of is nominated. Basically, to put the out of touch people feel neglected.

When you buy a doughnut, do ever think that the hole is eaten instead by people in other universes?

Alf Shall Rise · #**280** 02-27-2007, 05:05 PM

Nah, not really.

2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate?

Arxryl · #**281** 02-27-2007, 07:09 PM

That's a hard one to answer... I'm not really sure. Is it a trick question?

Why is the human race determined to fail at existence when we eventually destroy our O-zone?

snuzi · #**282** 02-27-2007, 07:36 PM

A; Because the human race is a pathetic bunch of nitwits.

Q: Why are XM and Sirius merging?

Arxryl · #**283** 02-27-2007, 07:44 PM

Because they find eachother attractive.

Should I really do my homework?

snuzi · #**284** 02-28-2007, 06:06 AM

A: Nah. Homework's for squares, Arxryl, didn't you know that?

Q: Why am I so tired?

Paramite of War · #**285** 02-28-2007, 06:41 AM

A: Why are WE so tired of you! (Just Kidding)

Q:Where can I buy a Munch's Oddysee can besides Oddworld?

snuzi · #**286** 02-28-2007, 10:43 AM

A: www.buymunchcan.com

Q: If I were your relative, would you give me lots of monies?

Alf Shall Rise · #**287** 02-28-2007, 11:17 AM

I would give you lip, boy!

Could someone please turn off that light?

Slaveless · #**288** 02-28-2007, 02:40 PM

But, we love the light....

If Alf_shall_rise is giving Snuzi the lip, do I get a hug? If so, can it be passionate?

Paramite of War · #**289** 02-28-2007, 03:03 PM

A: No you're the same Gender and it would be wrong

Q: Would you be a spy if you didn't have to worry about dieing or being caught?

snuzi · #**290** 02-28-2007, 03:31 PM

A: Hell yeah I would. Espionage is fun.

Q: Why would it be wrong?

Arxryl · #**291** 02-28-2007, 05:31 PM

Well, it wouldn't, unless of course you left your liscense to kill at home.

Why on Earth did the "Broaden OWF to more artistic games" thread die? It was such an interesting discussion. (please... for the love of Odd... take heed of my sarcasm.)

snuzi · #**292** 02-28-2007, 05:34 PM

A: I don't know! I mean, grr! It makes me so mad to think that they closed such a brilliant thread! (Also sarcasm)

Q: Do you think Fozza is sexy?

Alf Shall Rise · #**293** 02-28-2007, 05:57 PM

I know you do.

Oh my odd, did my back just split open? (eww)

Paramite of War · #**294** 02-28-2007, 07:24 PM

What the... Are you seroius like it split open and you can sorta seen in it and there is little hairs on the sides of the scar and sometimes it sorta oozes stuff out but barely.(Just kidding and I hope no one threw up from that)

Who is Fozza and if I should know sorry for being stupid but this is the stupid questions thread

snuzi · #**295** 02-28-2007, 07:36 PM

A: Fozza is an odd, hyperactive puppet that I created in my mind, and used as a personality online to mess with people a few years ago. 'twas fun.

Q: Remember, remember, the fifth of November?

Arxryl · #**296** 02-28-2007, 08:24 PM

Like the 31st of October... like it was yesterday... and I have no idea what poem you got that from...

Why are only the stupid people reproducing?

Patrick Vykkers · #**297** 02-28-2007, 10:13 PM

A: Because smart people don't have children.
Q: Do you wanna take it from here Bam Bam?

moxco · #**298** 03-01-2007, 12:48 AM

A. Hell no, because bam bam votes for libral.

Q. whats one google times 4 hundred billion 3 thousand and 32 plus my geat aunts age in 2 years time?

Slaveless · #**299** 03-01-2007, 02:57 AM

2.

Blue wire or red wire?

Paramite of War · #**300** 03-01-2007, 07:04 AM

Well the red wire would probally kill me.

Who let the cat out of the bag?