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Rich · #**271** 07-04-2005, 01:38 PM

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Other than that I'd say whoever wrote this thing knows us all pretty well, cause the descriptions are amusingly accurate. (metaphorically speaking)

Heh, you're right. "Speaks randomnly generated sentences"

"Dipstikk is a TV remote control that kills all known germs dead! It swears".

"SeaRex is a bubble-car! It can be used on the move!"

"Ambi is an ironing board that moulds to fit its user, displays pornography and slices vegetables".

It appears that Ambi is quite the typical housewife.

"Hobo is a rocket launcher that runs on six little wheels! It is powered by clockwork".

Esus · #**272** 07-04-2005, 02:33 PM

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It appears that Ambi is quite the typical housewife.

Made me laugh.

Godlesswanderer · #**273** 07-04-2005, 02:38 PM

"Godlesswanderer is a fishpond that jumps like a frog! It fetches help in the event of an emergency and doesn't distract you from your work."

It seems I'm quite the fishpond.

Abe16 · #**274** 07-04-2005, 02:47 PM

"Abe16
Abe16 is a TV remote control that jams mobile phone frequencies, fetches help in the event of an emergency and can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds."

"Starwars
Starwars is a fork! It hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet!"

"Halo
Halo is an artificial limb that cleans itself! It has no sharp edges and has been featured in Star Trek."

"Blah
Blah is like a normal chocolate bar, but it plays a selection of current chart hits. "

Conker_Rocket · #**275** 07-04-2005, 04:58 PM

Could someone Post some cool online ragdoll games? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bubblegirl.html
The one I posted is Funny.
This is my third edit.Could someone please post some ragdoll games?!

Dino · #**276** 07-04-2005, 08:04 PM

You see?

YOU SEE?!?

Dino is the man. When he posts in stupid shit, the people flock to come see the coolness.

sligster · #**277** 07-04-2005, 08:21 PM

Jesus is a dog collar that can communicate with your milk carton, scans its user's fingerprints and can light cigarettes.

Teletubbies is a fridge magnet that catches flies and has an alarm setting.

Lord of The Rings is a crematorium that moves from side to side! It moulds vegetables and obeys simple instructions.

Iraq is a refrigerator that has a built-in motion sensor! It is made from recycled cardboard.

Banana is a breakfast cereal that's made of rubber!

Puffy is a knife that has no moving parts, has a built-in alarm clock and is invisible to the naked eye.

Sligster is a bracelet! It will not work outside of the UK!

Leto · #**278** 07-04-2005, 09:29 PM

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You see?

YOU SEE?!?

Dino is the man. When he posts in stupid shit, the people flock to come see the coolness.

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LOVE ME!!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Conker_Rocket is an energy drink that sounds better than it looks! It is made of glass and contains alcohol.

Xavier is like a normal electric drill, but it pings when it's ready.

System Of A Down is a shoe that uses human blood for fuel! It vibrates.

Conker_Rocket · #**279** 07-05-2005, 09:51 AM

Look at this picture I found on gizoogle! http://www.gizzoogle.com/showimage.php?id=25
Try searching gizoogle.

On Gizoogle OWF it says that I am Conker_Rizzle

Abe16 · #**280** 07-05-2005, 09:54 AM

http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/starwars.html Here's a link people will want to see. Some of this stuff is sick humor, but most of it's pretty funny.

Conker_Rocket · #**281** 07-05-2005, 10:16 AM

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.oddworld.com/

An ekzample of a gizoogled site ma nizzle.

......And a cool song. http://media.epitaph.com/epicenter/c...9/234/3107.mp3

big bro boogie · #**282** 07-06-2005, 01:54 PM

big bro boogie is like a normal key-ring, but it sticks to the ceiling like a gecko.

Majic is a newly-discovered breed of fish that stretches to twice its original size and removes stubborn stains.

T-nex is a sock that can be assembled from common household parts, smells a bit funny and loves children.

Couldn't resist.

General Dripikk · #**283** 07-06-2005, 02:02 PM

"General Dripikk
General Dripikk is like a normal robot, but it emits a constant high-frequency whine."

"Job
Job is a burglar alarm that works upside-down, never gets tired and looks like a fish."???

"Game
Game is a cardboard box that detects explosives!"

I want one!

"Rent
Rent is a false moustache that cannot be removed from your house! It communicates via Instant Messenger and comes with its own storage kennel." O.o

"Kid
Kid is a scooter! It hovers!" Sounds intresting....

Conker_Rocket · #**284** 07-07-2005, 08:09 AM

Alcar
Alcar is a hearing aid that has no moving parts! It cannot be moved and feeds your pets.

George Bush
George Bush is a shirt button that hovers three feet from the ground, keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours and cuts through stone as if it were butter.

A monkey
A monkey is a contact lens that tracks its position with GPS and is unbreakable.

Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey is a suppository that stays sharp forever!

A bum
A bum is an alcoholic drink! It dissolves dirt!

Abe16 · #**285** 07-07-2005, 08:55 AM

Morning
Morning is a bathtub that plays Sokoban! It kills weeds down to the root.

Afternoon
Afternoon is like a normal bicycle, but it speaks randomly-generated sentences.

Evening
Evening is a T-shirt that helps around the home and plays light music.

Night
Night is a suppository that cannot be removed from your house!

Credit card
Credit card is like a normal piece of string, but it can play the trumpet.

Super Munch
Super Munch is like a normal pair of trousers, but it pushes things down staircases.

Hehe,

Kimon · #**286** 07-07-2005, 09:06 AM

1.) Kimon
Kimon is a razor that moulds to fit its user, floats in water and will not work outside of the UK.

2.) Jesus
Jesus is a dog collar that can communicate with your milk carton, scans its user's fingerprints and can light cigarettes.

3.) Cranberry
Cranberry is a hammer! It can bring down an elephant!

4.) Matt
Matt is a skateboard that lasts for up to a week! It speaks randomly-generated sentences and can communicate with your wireless network device.

5.) Absurd
Absurd is a DVD player that sounds better than it looks, remembers all of its past actions and has velcro pads on the side.

I'm L0Ling right now. Numer 3 is the best.

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"Penis is a razor that moulds to fit its user, floats in water and will not work outside of the UK".

Haha! Apparently I'm similar to a penis!

Conker_Rocket · #**287** 07-07-2005, 01:17 PM

Very politically hilarious.

Abe16 · #**288** 07-07-2005, 01:57 PM

That Jihao*Joe looks like it's actually sold!

used:) · #**289** 07-08-2005, 06:41 AM

Origins:

Paris Hilton: A whore-or house. Not a horror house.

George Bush: A decent backwater farm town full of all those good Christian folk.

Dr. Phil: Oprah Winfreys pocketbook.

Dick Cheney: Hell

Back Street Boys: the back street of course!

Conker_Rocket · #**290** 07-08-2005, 08:26 AM

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Origins:

Paris Hilton: A whore-or house. Not a horror house.

George Bush: A decent backwater farm town full of all those good Christian folk.

Dr. Phil: Oprah Winfreys pocketbook.

Dick Cheney: Hell

Back Street Boys: the back street of course!

Did you make those up?

used:) · #**291** 07-08-2005, 06:41 PM

Well, I guess you could say that. Yeah, I actually did make those up.

Dino · #**292** 07-09-2005, 10:03 AM

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Origins:

Paris Hilton: A whore-or house. Not a horror house.

George Bush: A decent backwater farm town full of all those good Christian folk.

Dr. Phil: Oprah Winfreys pocketbook.

Dick Cheney: Hell

Back Street Boys: the back street of course!

Well done, that was indeed stupid shit.

used:) · #**293** 07-09-2005, 02:50 PM

Thank you. My work here is done.

Rich · #**294** 07-10-2005, 01:55 PM

http://www.anagramgenius.com/server.html

Check it out. Fun to be had!

Axl Rose = Oral Sex

Your mom = Yum room!

Pink Floyd = Dinky Flop

Push me off a cliff = Lump off fish face

a flock of seagulls · #**295** 07-10-2005, 02:18 PM

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http://www.anagramgenius.com/server.html

Check it out. Fun to be had!

Axl Rose = Oral Sex

Your mom = Yum room!

Pink Floyd = Dinky Flop

Push me off a cliff = Lump off fish face

'YOUR MOM LOL'
anagrams to
'Mum lory loo.'
British people invented the your mom jokes, I HAVE EVIDENCE!

Leto · #**296** 07-10-2005, 02:44 PM

'Heart Rich's Mod Position'
anagrams to
'To disharmonic trophies.'

'Thank God Stingbee is gone.'
anagrams to
'Bonniest king to eggheads.'

'I heard Dagoth Ur is a cunt.'
anagrams to
'Truth arousing acid-head.'

Kimon · #**297** 07-10-2005, 02:49 PM

'Yay for Kimon'
anagrams to
'OK! My! On fairy.'

'Jesus Hates You!'
anagrams to
'Just, easy house.'

'Dino's High.'
anagrams to
'Hid in hogs.'

'OMG LIEK PWNZORS'
anagrams to
'Prize monk glows.'

'I have Cancer?'
anagrams to
'Anarchic eve.'

Mmmmm.... cancer.

Rich · #**298** 07-10-2005, 02:50 PM

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'oddworld forums is teh suck'
anagrams to
'Foul scrotum's shrewd kiddo.'

Lol!

Say Super Munch, is that Molko's eye in your avatar?

I want to be a mod = I'm wanted taboo

Leto · #**299** 07-10-2005, 02:58 PM

No, my eye. OMG LIEK KEWL

'WTF OMG IMO'
anagrams to
'Fog omit mw.'

Leto · #**300** 07-10-2005, 03:08 PM

Just one last one for my brother Jim...

'Jim's ass'
anagrams to
'Jim's ass.'

True story. XD