Neverending story -

Oddish · #**271** 04-06-2005, 03:48 PM

... a gang on moter bikes skidded past him, this of course made the chicken very...

Abe16 · #**272** 04-06-2005, 03:56 PM

...scared. He then jumped into a pool and started to...

Oddish · #**273** 04-06-2005, 03:59 PM

... caused a massive tsunami, which had an effect on...

Abe16 · #**274** 04-06-2005, 04:03 PM

...japan! the tsunami went underground and rolled he surface like a rolling carpet. The peole in japan got toppled over and...

Sheriff-Murder · #**275** 04-07-2005, 01:13 AM

...got thrown to usa where bush killed them, then the chicken....

T-nex · #**276** 04-07-2005, 06:14 AM

... visited his old...

Godlesswanderer · #**277** 04-07-2005, 06:28 AM

...dusty grandmother, who liked to shower him with...

duveaux · #**278** 04-07-2005, 07:03 AM

... small brains and big butts. Since the chicken didn't do butts and brains anymore he ...

Leto · #**279** 04-08-2005, 01:32 AM

... Turn into MC Hammer, and wrote the hit single "I like but now I don't like so much: Big Butts!". The towns rejoiced and...

(EDIT: The last page was rather anally obsessed

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Sheriff-Murder · #**280** 04-08-2005, 02:25 AM

...and killed the chicken until he died, but the chicken didnt want to so he...

Leto · #**281** 04-08-2005, 02:41 AM

...exclaimed, rather loudly, "Please don't kill me 'til I'm dead! I have easter eggs for you!". And so happened the first Easter, which we still celebrate today. The Chicken legacy was passed down through generations, and...

Sheriff-Murder · #**282** 04-08-2005, 04:18 AM

...the story was fried so the giant duveaux could eat it, so that...

duveaux · #**283** 04-08-2005, 08:21 AM

WTF?

... he never tried to hide any eggs. But if he finds any he'll inmedeately soil them next to the...

Leto · #**284** 04-08-2005, 07:56 PM

...horse head in his bed. And in an instant, an egg is hid in an obvious place!

So he knew what to do. And this was...

Abe16 · #**285** 04-08-2005, 10:24 PM

...boring so he decided to hold up a donut shop for fun. He held up a gun to someones head and pulled the trigger...and out came confeti, so then...
(Sorry for bad spelling)

tentacle_orgy · #**286** 04-08-2005, 10:37 PM

...He said "f*ck you, I'm going to bed"...

Abe16 · #**287** 04-08-2005, 10:51 PM

...and the next morning, he pulled out a panguin from his dresser and used to...

General Dripikk · #**288** 04-09-2005, 01:43 AM

( Used, IT to)
...go sliding on the sidewalk. The panguin kicked him in the shins and left. Then...

T-nex · #**289** 04-09-2005, 05:35 AM

... he saw a gian balloon which...

duveaux · #**290** 04-09-2005, 08:52 AM

... definately looked like a really rich and famous...

Abe16 · #**291** 04-09-2005, 10:57 AM

...and some scam artists made it rich and famous, but, got arrested for...

General Dripikk · #**292** 04-09-2005, 02:48 PM

...farting on a bench, in section, B4, it clearly states that...

duveaux · #**293** 04-09-2005, 11:49 PM

... god had declared: Thou shalt not fart on a bench! And if thou is planning to make a real rich and famous look-alike-balloon thou shallt be arrested. So They went into jail. Inmediately they planned to...

Abe16 · #**294** 04-10-2005, 01:15 AM

...beg for mercy of the jury. The jury wasn't that merciful, they threw them in the longing room where..

Leto · #**295** 04-10-2005, 01:17 AM

...he soiled himself with much ecstacy. The room smelled horrible after this, and the janitor had to...

Abe16 · #**296** 04-10-2005, 02:21 AM

...clean up poo for the rest of the year. he then did the Mack daddy and...

Sheriff-Murder · #**297** 04-15-2005, 03:28 AM

...and his dog found something, it was a...

Abe16 · #**298** 04-15-2005, 04:08 PM

...picture of his old dog and his new dog got mad and....

Kimon · #**299** 04-15-2005, 05:22 PM

... urinated in his own mouth. It was about that time that the dog realized he had a large cancerous lump on his...

Sheriff-Murder · #**300** 04-17-2005, 09:49 AM

... p*ck*r, so he lost his leg that he didnt do, and...