Worse Christmas Gifts

Wolfpac · #1 12-20-2002, 06:29 AM

I can't think of any bad one's off the top of my head apart from a Racing Car set that didn't work. But I remember hearing on the Radio that someone once recived a Glow-in-the-dark Jesus.

So what have you guys got???

nads · #2 12-20-2002, 10:27 AM

underwear + socks

oko · #3 12-20-2002, 04:31 PM

i got old cheese only kiding i got....um......100 underware's from my uncel

paramiteabe · #4 12-20-2002, 05:04 PM

Hehe one year I got one of those wire men that are about the size of a paper clip in a matter of fact it probabally was a paper clip that can bend in all differet directions as a gift. It was a little magnet that went into a small tin. Now that for me was just retarded! Ohh talk about pointless! Ya know? Infact I think when it was made someone just took a paper clip and just turned it into a little man. I mean comeon if someone was going to get a gift like that make it a stocking stuffer for crise sake sheesh! But I usually get great gifts every year. My favorite was when I got one of those race tracks that was called Sky Climber Cliff Hangers. That was a cool gift.

Statikk HDM · #5 12-20-2002, 05:45 PM

Clothes. Aren't you just flat out dissapointed when you get t shirts or flannel, or some other crap like this. It's Christmas! Who gives CLOTHES for CHRISTMAS!!! You know what, clothes as gifts is like getting Jello for dessert. It just sends the message: I don't care. I didn't have the time to make something decent, or ask you what you wanted so I copped out and made Jello and got you some Levi's.

Joshy · #6 12-21-2002, 03:31 AM

A pencil...

The Red Muse · #7 12-21-2002, 03:50 AM

Broken CD-player + socks + horrible pastel coloured make-up and some ugly clothes

Disgruntled Intern · #8 12-21-2002, 04:22 AM

Domino Rally.

Facsimile · #9 12-21-2002, 07:16 AM

Electonic toys that say things but the buttons have been pushed too much so the battery is dead.

Woohoo my 100th post!

Jacob · #10 12-21-2002, 09:20 AM

Clothes are an amazing X-mas present, so long as they're decent ones and not some cheap things bought off some ragger...

M.O.M · #11 12-21-2002, 03:52 PM

A broken RC Car!

Majic · #12 12-21-2002, 10:52 PM

I'm suprised n one has said this yet:

Bed sheets. I got a set of bed sheets from my grandma one year. They were the wrong size. I still thanked her though, seeing as sehs my grandma and she took the time to get them. But gosh... Wrong sized bed sheets?!?!

munchman · #13 12-22-2002, 01:07 AM

tight underware.......very tight underware.....

MunchOnThis · #14 12-25-2002, 11:06 PM

The classic knitted sweaters and socks *shrudders*

paramiteabe · #15 12-25-2002, 11:20 PM

How about McDonalds coupons? I can see it right now so what do you get for Christmas? I got McDonalds Coupons yay I want a big mac! Not only the gift is cheap but you can eat it too!

MunchOnThis · #16 12-25-2002, 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by paramiteabe
How about McDonalds coupons? I can see it right now so what do you get for Christmas? I got McDonalds Coupons yay I want a big mac! Not only the gift is cheap but you can eat it too!

That is the just the thing I want for christmas! What could be better than *DUNN DUN DUUUUUUN* a Maccy D's coupon!
Yup a edible gift...How fun

*drips with scarasm*

Rex Tirano · #17 12-26-2002, 02:17 PM

underware, pink and green underware, when i was about 8!
Oh the shame!

MunchOnThis · #18 12-26-2002, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by Rex Tirano
underware, pink and green underware, when i was about 8!
Oh the shame!

*shrudders* Underwear for Christmas.....isn't that swell?

And those annoying knee high white socks...Oh the horror!

Majic · #19 12-26-2002, 02:45 PM

At least underwear/boxers are better than socks... I mean, it saves the problem of going to the store with your mom or dad and they shout "Hey (kids name), need some undies!"

MunchOnThis · #20 12-26-2002, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by Majic_Abe
At least underwear/boxers are better than socks... I mean, it saves the problem of going to the store with your mom or dad and they shout "Hey (kids name), need some undies!"

You know I never thought of it like that.

Some kid's mom: "Hey [insert kid's name here] look at these undies they're perfect for you!

And yes you guessed it...

Kid: MOM!

And a group start snickering...

I guess next time I won't complain if I get underwear for Christmas

Mojo · #21 12-26-2002, 04:29 PM

I got a CD once, it was one of Bitchy Spears. I mean, you don't give a GUY a CD of Bitchy Spears. Come on... I thought that was lame and I returned it to the shop and changed it for a CD of Blink 182

rikkypop · #22 12-26-2002, 06:20 PM

Pens, lots and lots of pens...

MojoMan220 · #23 12-26-2002, 06:21 PM

A hover toilet... it was over hyped in my opinion, but it gets the job done.

nads · #24 12-26-2002, 06:44 PM

I got the sims, and IT DOESN'T FIT ON MY F***IN COMPUTER!
but AO does make up for it

Majic · #25 12-27-2002, 12:09 AM

You shall make room. Or suffer the lack of playing a great game.

Facsimile · #26 12-27-2002, 06:51 AM

What is a hover toilet?

MojoMan220 · #27 12-27-2002, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by Facsimile
What is a hover toilet?

Its pretty neat and it actually works! I like how the hovering mechanism glows blue. The lack of features dissapointed me though...

nads · #28 12-27-2002, 07:10 PM

that still doesn't explain it

MojoMan220 · #29 12-27-2002, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by nads
that still doesn't explain it

What's to explain??

Facsimile · #30 12-28-2002, 07:17 AM

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Originally posted by MojoMan220
What's to explain??

Everything! You did not explain what a hover toilet is at all. Is it a toy? Is it full sized and you crap in it? What is it???