Interviews With The Peeps In 'Special'

[MunchOnThis]

Alright I'm interviewing the characthers of Special (no spoilers okies it wouldn't be fair) I'll start with Shirley and Chomp the dyamic duo.

Okies Shirley......*looks at question sheet*
Sooooo I guess you're trying to save the world in 'Special' with Chomp ya??

Shirley: Huh?? Saving the world??? That's not right!!! Saving the Gabbits sure, but the world!!! Are we gonna die!!??

Don't be stupid Shirley, I didn't mean it that way!! Oh well.....What's it like being on the run with sligs on your tail???

Shirley: What do you think gal??? It's not like they give flowers to you and call it quits!!! It really sucks...REALLY!!! My life being famous and on the run isn't peaches in cream you know!!

Ummmmmm.....I could tell after your little tiff with Zip.
You must have suffered bad.

Shirley: Of course I did!!! He dumped in the great salt lake for *@~# sake!!!

Geez wash that mouth out with soap and washing-up liquid okies?? It's not good. Ummm.....thanks for your time Shirley, I'll just interview you when you're cooled down OK??

Shirley: Whatever!! I have a nail appointment like now ciao!!!

Camera Man: *sweatdrop*

She's a vain one.....Oh gosh.....Right let's welcome our hero Chomp the Gabbit.

*Chomp comes in dressed as a rap-guy complete with chains and the classic watch necklace thing*

What the-

Chomp: What's up my homies???

The sky duh!!

Chomp: That was sooooo lame man, you need to freshen up man.

I'm a girl acutally......So like OK, how does it feel to be a total hero who has a heart of gold.......

Chomp: I know my chains are gold but......

NO!! I said......Ah nevermind. So um....do you like develop a romance with you and......*winks*

Chomp: WHAT??!! NO!! OH GOD NO!!! I DON'T LOVE THAT MUD!!!

Whoa take it easy, don't turn this into Oprah Chomp.

Chomp: Oprah???!!!

Oh nevermind......Anyhow why did you get possessed by that sprit who tricked you into having a destiny???

Chomp: Well that sprit was a trickster allright.....He tricked me as I wanted to save the last few Gabbits so badly I believed him.....Man I was a fool.....I was desperate......*cracks up into tears* I need my make up artist.....

*sweatdrop* Ummmmm we'll join them later in part II of The Interviews

*theme tunes plays*

(wasn't that crappy?? I just thought it up at the top of my head. Go ahead and reply if you wish I don't mind)

~Munchy

[Kaimana]

....is there more to say...thats funny

[MunchOnThis]

Thanks Kai!! That's nice of you.......Onto Part II........

Ummm...we're back!!!

*theme tune plays*

*ahem* We're here with Chomp and.....*looks* Just Chomp heh huh. anyhow we were last discussing Chomp's heroic efforts to...Chomp what ARE YOU DOING???!!

Chomp: Huh?? I can't help chewing on you're seats they're all foamy......!!!!

*sighs* Secruity.......

*Steve and Phil (secruity guys) come to take Chomp away*

Chomp: What!!? Y-y-you can't do this!!! I'm the star!!! I GET ALL THE MONEY FOR THE STUNT DOUBLE SCENES!!! AHHHHHH!!! *kicks like a little girl*

He'll never learn......Anyhow our next guest.......Hm?

*sees cameraman not filming probably as he's chatting up some random girl from the audience*

SEYMOUR!!!!

Seymour: *yawns* What now??

STOP FLIRTING AND GET ON WITH FILMING YOU'RE FILMING ALL THE COOL ANGLES ALL WRONG ALL WRONG!!! AND TO THINK YOU WERE MY CAMERAMAN!!!

Seymour: *cooly* Care to step outside???

C'mon if you think you're hard enough Seymour!!!

Seymour: Allright......*cracks knuckles*

Hey Tara take over okies???

Tara: But I don't-

Great!!! See ya later OK??? *glares at Seymour*

Tara: Ummmmmmm......we welcome......*looks at cards being held up for her* Zip and......*squints*.....Mallet!!!

*audience claps*

Tara: Ummmmmm......Hi guys!!!

*audience are silent with one coughing*

Zip: Um hey Tara!!!

*The show is interupped by *boff* and *bang* outside*

Tara: *laughs slightly* So Zip i understand you're evil and you wanna take over the world???

Zip: Wrong guy!!! You must mean Dr. Evil over there *points at Sydney The Shrink*

Tara: Ohhhhhhh........So I also undestand you have a lady friend you chucked in the lake of salt?!

Zip: WHAT I DID???

Tara: I errrrrrr.......nevermind. So over to Mr. Evil.....Mallet......S'up Mal???

Mallet: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!! THAT'S WHAT MY MAMA USED TO SAY TO ME WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GLUKK!!!

Tara: Geez, Munchy will be real mad if you reduce the studio to zinc!!!

Mallet:.............

Tara: There that shut you up......

*Hears fighting from outside*

Seymour: OW!!! THAT'S MY NOSE!!!

That's my fist!!!

*POW*

Seymour: Hah you missed you hit the metal pillar......

.....................OWW!!!!!!

*inside*

Tara: I understand you want Revelation's Fridge to take Oddworld by storm......Tell us all your hopes and dreams.......

Mallet: It all started when I was a young glukk.........It was my ultimate dream to invent new substances of food.........

*about 48 hours later...........*

Mallet: Soooooo that was my story......Cool huh?

Tara:..................GRRRRRR!!! I DIDN'T WANNA HEAR YOUR LIFE STORY!!! *grabs him by the collar ready to punch*

*audience stares*

Tara: *grins cheesly* Join us in a bit..........

*dramatic music plays*
Will Seymour beat Munchy to a plup???
Will Tara kill Mallet??
Is Shirley still doing her nails???
What about Chomp is he gonna live in the Insane asylum??
More questions and answers in the next part...........

~Munchy

[Kaimana]

this is great..I love this show Keep it up Munchy your doing great!!!

[MunchOnThis]

*theme tune starts*

Tara: Welcome back......Before the break I was planning to make a knuckle sandwhich out of Mallet with extra cheese.......*drools*

*Outside.......*

Your going down Seymour!!!

Seymour: My plastic tiara.......Grrrrrrrr!!! You trod on it on purpose!! I'm telling mummy......!!!

Oh perlase.......

*Inside......*

Tara: We welcome Sydney the evil shrink........

*audience boos*

Syd: Thank you!!! Ciao!! Hola!! Ahola!! Hello!!!

Tara: Thank you Sydney we...........

*banging on the doors*

Tara: Oh god what now??!!

*Protestors break in with broads saying 'Seymour sucks' and 'Mallet's life story Is a lie'*

Mallet: Wanna say that to my face???

*Tara punches him*

Mallet:.............MY TEETH!!!

Shirley: What in tarnation.......??? A riot?! I love these always so dramatic and full of action......COOL!!!

*protesters riot and start trashing the place up*

Tara: Munchy/Jill is going to kill me!!!

*Seymour enters*

Protester #1: KILL SEYMOUR!!

*chants*

BURN SEYMOUR, BURN!!!!

Seymour: Ummmmmmm.......I'll just RUN!!!

*They chase Seymour and Mallet into the sunset*

Tara: What a happy day.....(!)

Gimme that Tara, you've had enough today go have a 7 week vacation........

Tara: What the-

I insist.......

Tara: Well........OK!!!

*sighs* Look at this place.......We'll need an arm or a leg to clean this up........

*everyone hides*

I was kidding.....Sheesh.

Join us next time for our usual timetable show. This episode didn't go right thanks to.......wait where is he???!!!

SEYMOUR!!!!!!!

We're be back to normal next episode see you........

*chases Seymour*

~JV

[Al the Vykker]

This is actually really well done, and not to mention hilarious, keep up your good work as usual Munchy!

[Kaimana]

once again Munchy brilliant

[MunchOnThis]

Thank you Al and Kai. Onto Part IV......

*theme starts with a drilling noise in background*

Hi guys welcome back to the JV show. We are having a few buliders popping in and out of the studio fixing our destroyed setting. Seymour is back........

*everyone groans*

Yes I know but he's no longer the camera guy, he just the janitor who cleans up after the show......

*everyone laughs*

Anyhow we re-welcome our guest Sydney the Shrink back.....

*everyone boos*

*Seymour holds up a card with 'applause' on it*

*everyone claps*

Welcome Sydney......So what's your plan to kidnap our Shirley then???

Syd: I errrr.....get sligs.

Yes.....A bit more detail please.......

Syd: All right it all started.......

*About 72 hours later........*

*Seymour had too much beer and collaspes*

Syd: That was my master plan......And it turns out that I can also take over the world something that Dr.Evil could never do....So anyway..

*Another 48 hours later......*

Syd: That's just about it.....Oh wait I need the red keys. That's all.

*Seymour is STILL drunk*

Seymour: Ah shaddup an' gimmee that *hic* mircocone!!!

Syd: Don't you mean 'mircophone'?

Seymour: Shut it Mr. 'I'm a smartalec punk' *hic* Now I want that mircophonie!!! *snatches it off Munchy/Jill*

HEY!!! DON'T SING!!!

Seymour: *sings*# You'll always sing the same *hic* You'll always sing the same in *hic*.......#

That's not a song!! *gets a mallet*

We'll be right back.

*theme tune plays*

*Adverts starts*

Abe: Havin' a problem with finding love???

*Alf nods*

Abe: Havin' a problem with how ugly you are???

*Alf nods*

Abe: Havin' problems with not attracting atention???

*Alf thinks then nods repeatiliy like he's head banging*

Abe: THEN GET OUT OF MY TOWN!!!

Wind up phone calls: They're cheap and nothing personal. So call today!!

*theme tune starts*

We're back!!! And we welcome our next guest Toast the Slig. LOL I wish I could toast him......

*audience claps*

Toast: Yeah, yeah!! I have a nail appointment soon but that damn mud is taking hours.....

Ummm......Whatever. So Toast how does it feel to be a total badass!!!?

Toast: I'm too cool to be a badass

Whatever. So how does it feel to be taking all those orders?

Toast: I'm too cool to be taking orders

SHUT UP ALREADY!!! Anyway do you enjoy hitting muds with the base of your rifle???

Toast: Do I?

I thought as much.....First you didn't say you're too cool for [insert word here]

Toast: I'm too cool for this show......

*sweatdrop* Ummm.....thanks for your time Toast.

Seymour: *sings* #When dark turns to light......And all the dreams sing in this *hic* bar......

Quick!!! End the show already!!! seymour has not got started!!
We see you same time next week on JV show!!! Bye!!!

*chases Seymour around the studio angryliy*

Man: earplugs!! Buy yer earplugs!!! $1 of 2 pairs!!! You don't wanna get Seymour started!!! C'mon, c'mon buy some it's my job my life.

*grabs a pair and chases Seymour*

~JV

[Al the Vykker]

Once again on a roll here. Good work. and keep it up!

[MunchOnThis]

Well it's back! *dun dun duuuuun* Thank you Al for your nice comment...onto Part V!

*theme tune starts*

Abe: *on a crappy organ playing Gary Glitter*

Wakka: *bursts out in a shiny suit*
#Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.....ya #

Tidus: *pops out* Wakka how do the words go again? *grins sheepishly*

Wakka: JESUS MARY AND-

Kimahri: *wearing a leather leotard prances out*

*record scratches*

WHAT ARE THE CAST OF FINAL FANTASY X DOING HERE?! THIS IS ODDWORLD!! ARE YOU GUYS FROM ODDWORLD?!

Tidus: Errrrrr....

Wakka: Huh?

Kimhari: *moowalks*

I love your game and all but this isn't your place or time, so I'm setting you free! Into the wild again! And take Seymour with you!

Seymour: NOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA LEAVE!

Tough...take him away boys...

*Tidus, Wakka and Kimhari drag Seymour out of the show*

Right I was last talking to Toast until Seymour ruined everything ¬_¬ .....Meh! We'll be back after this advert...

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Are you bored?

Abe: *nods*

Are you lonely?

Abe: *nods*

Are you hungry?

Abe: *nods*

Are you ready to clean the dishes?

Abe: *nods*

Then get your own nodding Abe, made of plastic in stores for just $59 dollars. Major bargin! He nods his head to anything! Get yours now!

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*creeped out by advert* Yes that was.....Oh never mind...So Toast tell us about your childhood.....

Toast: I'm too cool for that, when I was a young buck I got hit by a slipper 24/7

Mallet: WHY back in my day we never complained about being hit by slippers!!!

Toast: Yah like I care...It was fun being a child.....you could do what no two year old could do...Shoot muds!

Right-o I can see that. So you had a love in your life yet?

Toast: Hell yeah! She was beautiful and she served me well.....

Well isn't that.....

Toast: *hugs shotgun* This is the love of my love! I love you shotgun your my only friend!

O.o Right.....how.....nice. Yeah heh.

Well that's all we got time for today. Join us for Part VI next time bye bye.....

Tidus: BYE! RIKKU I LOVE YOU!

*gets stungun*