stranger at the bar

Genral.E.Stupid · #1 06-09-2002, 01:08 PM

(ooc: just thought i would try and make a short one involving some random stuff)

It was a day like any other day in pyke, and the bar was filled with the same people as usual. But someone strange had entered the place. It was not unusual for people who no one knew to come in the bar but this guy was very differant, he appeared to be a mudokan but it was hard to tell.
He wore a huge red furr coat and a tall top hat that apeared to be paramite skined, but this was nothing when you noticed his skin which (from what was showing) had patches were it was glowing, His feathers (witch pertruded for the top of his hat) were in every colour and were patterned much like a peacocks.
There was truely no way that you would only look once at this guy. Some of them belived him to have been a throwout from one of the vykers experiments, some belived him to be a bit unstable and only a few knew the truth. This guy was one of oddworlds strangest biological freak. He was one of the few muds that could tell you the exact position, strength and effect of any of the biological drugs in the area. After sampeling them all he has been effected in many ways, his glowing skin, his strange sense of style (if it could be called sense!) and his ability to play most instruments. He was known as JayKae but no one was sure of his real name (and few really cared)

JayKae suddenly stood up. "i Have an announcement to make." he bellowed to the people around him.
After much looking around and then looking back again after reallising who said it they setteled down again.
"i am going to create a band, a band so great that everyone shall know our name."
After some more shuffeling about and some shouts of "get lost" and "go home freak" there was a silence. Some of the people seemed intrested as the only bands they had heard were tribal music and strange coprate noise created by the glukkons to make quick cash.

(ooc: so i know its a bit crapy but i just need to get the idea across of who he is and what he wants to do befor it gets to the real story. so any of you lot intrested in joining this band of non corprate masterpiecery)

sligster · #2 07-01-2002, 11:43 PM

Then a slig stood up, a big whammy slig named Jack ( He killed everyone who called him that, so everyone just calls him Killer ) Alot of sligs were jealous because the vykkers fixed up his pants which made him more agile. '' No ones gonna join your band you freak, the only use for you on pyke is a giant, freaky, smelly night light! Arent I right?'' A few sligs in the bar started cheering ''I mean this guy smells worse than a dead elum!'' said Killer, ''Oh yeah? I'll show you! Is anyone here interested?'' 3 mudokkon scrubs stood up ''We are'' they said. Killer started shouting''What!?! You!?! in a band!?! You 3 are terrible players of any instrument!!! Besides, you got work to do! Remember?'' The other mud ( glowing ) said '' Well what if they joined, and we'r good?'' ''Thats impossible!'' said killer ''Ah, I purpose we make a deal.'' said the strange glowing mud. '' what kind of deal?'' ''Well, if we'r good, you let them go.'' ''And if their not good?'' ''Then you shall have the pleasure of killing all 4 of us!''. Killer thought for a few moments. ''Weird glowing mud, you got yourself a deal!''

Okay, does anyone got anything else?

oddling · #3 07-04-2002, 02:14 AM

Yah I got something. I'm kinda new so if I suck sorry!

Dragel was horrified at the bet this strange glowing Mudokon just made. He reconized him as Jaykae, he used to be one of his best buds. Before the accident with Expirement 720. The Vykkers were making a new kind of energy so they made some sort machine that generated some sort of green stuff that went through tubes and powerd things. It was really weird and he thought it sounded stupid but one day a Slig thought it was a snack machine and attempted to stick a quarter in it. The result was a meltdown and Jaykae happened to be in the room at the time. Ever since that he had a strange sence of fashion and glowed a strange shade of turquoise. He doubted he reconised him anymore, but it was better than cleaning up Fuzzel intestines. But something had gone wrong with Jaykae, he was betting their own lives against a strange Big Bro. But if it was for freedom....... now that was a different story. So he and his friends Shregy, and Lubu decided to go with Jaykae and start a band. He hoped. They left the bar and followed Jaykae through the grimey, graffiti infested, drug abused, hell like streets to wherever he planned to take them. He crossed his fingers and hoped Jaykae new what he was doing.

Okay someone do Jaykae again.

Oddling l:c l
Okay now

sligster · #4 07-04-2002, 02:20 AM

Stop saying that you suck! your RPG posts are good!

P.S. A Big Whammy slig is a worker class slig, not a big bro slig.

oddling · #5 07-04-2002, 03:06 AM

I'm good? Sweet! Opps I saw a pic of one once and it looked a hell of a lot like an armored Big Bro with a rocket cannon. My bad.

Oddling l:c l

I-Are-A-Slog · #6 08-07-2002, 06:12 AM

Suddenly Sloglix appeared and said telepathically to the slig "You will delibaretly try to make them bad just so you can kill them. You are a threat to the Mudokon kind. You have three choices. Jump off a cliff, shoot yourself or I eat you. Which one?" The slig says "Choice 4: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The slig runs faster than Sloglix could, so Sloglix cleverly blasts a hyperblast beam at the slig, and the slig, although not dead, is unable to move. Sloglix makes a slog's woof sound then eats the slig. "I won't have any threats to Mudokons, Scrabs or Paramites - I don't care about the Paramite Pie factory as long as only paramites bred there are used, which is what is used currently. And remember, I DON'T GIVE A *BZZZ* ABOUT ANY SLIG EXCEPT THE OCCASIONAL FLYING ONE!" Sloglix telepathically sends to every slig in Oddworld.

oddling · #7 08-08-2002, 12:19 AM

*gets message* uh oh..........*asks for a promotion* can I have a promotion? *gets fired and put in Skillyas giant taco full of Sligs that got fired* *CRUNCH*

Oddling l:c l

Sl'askia · #8 08-08-2002, 01:21 AM

(ooc: just to let you know...the only reason I haven't deleted this topic is because it was started before the revamp. This is your only freebie here...so don't push your luck. Ta...*ports out*)

sligster · #9 08-13-2002, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by I-Are-A-Slog
so Sloglix cleverly blasts a hyperblast beam at the slig, and the slig, although not dead, is unable to move. Sloglix makes a slog's woof sound then eats the slig.

Hey!!!!!!!!!! Can you do that!?!?!? I thought that you had to keep RPGing to your own character!!!!!!

Abe the legend · #10 08-23-2002, 07:19 PM

Abe had entered the bar to refresh himself after destroying another factory.He saw the glowing mudokon.He went up to him and said,"I know you!After blowing up the factory I asked you who you were.Why are you here?"

mitsur · #11 08-23-2002, 11:50 PM

Alex had heard it all."hey,hey,hey!Don't start somethin'!Let's just get the band ready!As for you," Alex turned to Slogix "you have a chance to run but if you want to fight,step outside with me"

Abe's son · #12 09-04-2002, 10:49 PM

(mind if i join?)

*Raznet walked in Necross fallowing him *
Necross: *flips up face plate* i don't like this..
Raznet: stay calm *he looked up at Necross* i doubt anyone works for Vikker labs.
Necross:if you say so.......
*they sit down at a table*

they bolth looked over there sholder's and saw a Mud and some sligs and a slog

Raznet:what the hell? *gets up*
Necross:interesting *fallows*

Raznet and Necross went over to them. Seeing that some were afraid becuse they were'nt even Odd type(any specis on oddworld hybrids)
Raznet:*he put his hand on his pistol* whats going on here
Necross*raido*:just give the word and this bars front half's good as gone
Raznet*raido*:don't use all your ammo we dont want to spend so much.
.......
*continue*

Rex Tirano · #13 09-05-2002, 03:37 PM

(ooc: Yes though actually this isn't open till saturday english time But i will alow this. Its going so well. But don't forget to register on saturady!!!

Also sligster please type in ooc when not in character thank you. Just alot easier!! :P)

Abe the legend · #14 09-05-2002, 07:14 PM

Abe looked around the bar.After all the excitement,he needed someone to talk to.

Stanley · #15 10-11-2002, 01:37 PM

If you ever whont to see the true stranger at the bare it would be me. Ask any Rpg'er any real one, always when Im there i sit at the bare. Practicaly I mostly live there so if you wont to rpg im your man Not counting on youll win though.See ya........

Majic · #16 10-11-2002, 10:55 PM

(occ: Stanley, don't post things non relating to the topic. I don't see what your motive was. mitsur, your sigs WAY to big. Get rid of at least one banner)

Rex Tirano · #17 10-12-2002, 09:03 AM

(ooc: Stan please use ooc: and ic:. And ty to keep to the subject otherwise. Mitsur its a tiny bit big. You hould get rid of your neopets banner!!)