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09-14-2002, 04:53 PM
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See, i have a groupie!! HA HA...!!! Now come along people, help me, help you (Thats if your pretty and popular that is) Come on...post your idea's on making this world a nice, pretty, popular world...!!
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09-15-2002, 07:47 AM
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We could kill you for starters.





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Jacob, I want to see you in a photo!

It took me a while to get a hold of a digital camera, and even when I did the Oddtour meetup was only days away. And now there are quite a few picture of me.

If at worst, use your school's digital camera, im sure they have one!

I'd also like to judge whether you get castrated!

I'll be the surgeon too, it would be my pleasure to neuter you Just kidding!

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09-15-2002, 09:04 AM
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Alcar.... *gives him a nudge* Mmmm...
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General Dri[ik is either implying sexual delight at you, offering to help you neuter Jacob, or wishing to be one of those starving people who eats Jacobs parts after he is neutered, to insure thats they are safely ingested wtihin the stomach acid. *blinks*...
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09-16-2002, 10:19 AM
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lol. I was wondering what he was doing, i was stood...watching...looking at him and going 'Why?'
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Originally posted by Jacob


(1) GEEKS -People with no personalities, no social life and are clever and brag about it. Also...whom arn't fulfilling to look at.
be careful what you say about geeks, one day you'll be working for one of us.

As Jesus said: "the geek shall inherit the world!"
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09-17-2002, 10:28 AM
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be careful what you say about geeks, one day you'll be working for one of us.
Thats what my Nan said, until i pointed out many of them will probably commit suicide because they realise how much of a life they dont actually have...
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There is no reason for him to be castrated, he is homosexual.
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09-19-2002, 05:25 PM
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Precisly. Plus, people whom have too many kids should be castrated, and one of those kids should be taken away from them...
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09-20-2002, 10:34 PM
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And religions people should be kept to one country...like...erm...Fiji
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09-21-2002, 01:33 PM
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well Jacob, ur idea is quite amusing. but having read all these threads(yes, I am a patient guy... or I don't have anything to do), and thought about the whole ensemble, I tell u this: it WON'T work. pretiness is not equal in everybody. within the pretty ppl(as within the ugly) there are prettier and less pretty ppl whom are still pretty. now get this, u wipe out all ugly ppl. then, everybody's happy for a while, but mentalities evolute (still in the same direction) and the less pretty ppl who were still pretty, are seen as ugly, and they're exterminated. Then there'll probably be pretty ppl, very pretty ppl, extremely pretty ppl, and total-beauties-oh-my-god-what-I'd-give-to-do-him/her ppl. after a while, ppl will see pretty ppl as ugly ppl, cuz they're less pretty, and again extermination... and etc etc. U got my idea? Eventually there'll be 3 or 4 total-beauties-yaddy-yaddy-yadda, whom'll have kids, kids that will have to breed too and have kids(I said the same thing twice). These last kids I've mentioned will have to do their cousins, then their kids will do their cousins too, and within a few generations, inbreeding will cause everybody to be deformed, more and more. If they manage to survive, u'll have turned the whole human race into defient monsters(to today's standards... they'll find themselves very attractive) that'll eventually weigh 300pds, and leave a trail of pus(or worse stuff) behind them. Get my point?
But don't rush with ur answer, I'm not against u. At the pace that things are going, we'll all die on a nuke war and those that survive will be deformed because of radiation, so we'll become freaks anyway. humanity is doomed.
so now, what matters is what U feel(this works for everyone) so u go ahead with ur plan, if u like... I'll just go live somewhere nice and watch the whole thing on TV.
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09-21-2002, 02:32 PM
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Ugly people wont be exterminated...just exiled.
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sounds like nuke war for me then. there's no future, I'm tellin'ya. enjoy urselves while u can!(if u let others enjoy themselves too, that is... that's really important!)
and if ugly ppl are exiled they should still breed, although controled by some scientists (so their population goes down, but not to extiction, they should eventually stabilise, to keep some examples alive)... now go champion!
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_"... and we can wear our jammies! Oh, I usually just wear a t-shirt and panties!" _"Me too! I mean, man panties... euhm... no, euh... underware! yeh!" - That 70's show


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Im now thinking of breeding them for the purpose of cosmetic testing and pharmaceutical testing. Possibly slave labour. Obviosly, the cretins would have to wear some sort of paper bag over their head...so not to offend our pretty world.
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Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly. Ugly is ugly. Therefore, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Which means you are ugly.





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Wow, you like copying and pasting, don't you?


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Oh yeah!
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oh yeah, but u didn't really make a point, did ya?
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y didn't this debate continue?
I just figured: y nuclear power plants? instead of uranium, we could use obese ppl running in a pool, that'd make the water boil, and the steam would make the turbines go round and all the other crap... u know how a power plant works! so anyway, think of "fatass power plant"! I'm sure it'd end a lot of the unemployment, at least in the interior of the States...
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We're doomed! My carreer is ruined! All because of that bastard Abe! - Director Phleg
_"... and we can wear our jammies! Oh, I usually just wear a t-shirt and panties!" _"Me too! I mean, man panties... euhm... no, euh... underware! yeh!" - That 70's show

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I saw four ugly people in a whole family today, and i was like "Do we really want people like that making more of themselves?"

Right, so, here it is so far. I have changed a few things;

Catholics and Christians - Exiled to Fiji.
Ugly people - Exiled into a ugly school and castrated. Ugly school is in Siberia.
Townies - See above.
Geeks - See above.
Poor - Should be used as slaves.
Paedophiles - Should be used to test new cosmetic products etc
All of them - Shouldn't be allowed to donate Sperm.


Why the last one? Cos if they do, law states that have to live anonymously. And what if they breed with their biological fathers daughter...which...is their sister. It'd be accidental incest...and cause all sorts of problems.

Alternativly, shoot them all.
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Jacobs: Killed
I hope not. The world would be a much less amusing and shallow place.
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Indeed. Who would clear up the streets of the living, pulsating rubbish?
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10-03-2002, 04:25 PM
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Saw some more vile cretins today. I was thinking:

"God, why does evolution skip some creatures!?"

As they did look like some sea bacteria things...
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Less amusing, yes...
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Saw some more...honestly, they dont deserve to walk on this Earth...
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Either do you. Seriously, I am ugly. I invite you to come to my place and blow me out with an AK47. Bring it on, bitch.
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Sorry, i try to avoid the slums if at all possible...
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Im sorry jacob, But your rude like uglie people ia a mader of opinoin. To apeson a girl or Guy could be Hot or cute to another that person can be uglie. Also think about it uglie people have a chilled that chilled ends up bing hansome or beautiful. Heres my opinion I go for looks, And mostly personality. I hate when people think im hot and Just that and thats Y they wont to go outr wit me i wish they l;iked me for me . Yes i meen girls not guy's ok....
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