"Molluck's Mouth Lube"

UnderTheSun · #1 11-03-2016, 01:20 PM

I don't know what it's for. All I know is its slogan, "Say it, don't spray it," and I regret my misguided decision to search up "mouth lube" on the internet.

Does anyone have any idea what it's for?

Gunnr · #2 11-03-2016, 02:15 PM

To treat cotton mouth from all the brew?

***Nate*** · #3 11-03-2016, 08:49 PM

It's probably used for slood withdrawal.

Gunnr · #4 11-05-2016, 08:38 AM

"Slood"?

UnderTheSun · #5 11-05-2016, 09:00 AM

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"Slood"?

Looked it up when he mentioned it. Apparently, it's something in Discsworld ("slightly easier to discover than fire, slightly harder to discover than water").

***Nate*** · #6 11-06-2016, 10:05 AM

It's something on many worlds. Just not Earth.

My point being that a product we don't have in our world may be solving a problem that we don't have on our world.

Gunnr · #7 11-06-2016, 10:18 AM

Ah ok, went and looked it up too. That's a funny go to term

. It still makes me think it could be along the lines for chronic mouth dryness, brew induced cotton mouth or even just a sort of lip balm. With them being aliens it's fun to guess
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Oddey · #8 11-15-2016, 09:44 AM

Do you suppose it's there to aid in consuming food faster and for longer periods of time, making it go down smoother? Something no hyper-consumer would be without?

FennecFyre · #9 11-15-2016, 11:51 AM

Given the slogan, maybe glukkons have an accidental tendency to spit when they talk?

Gunnr · #10 11-16-2016, 12:14 PM

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Given the slogan, maybe glukkons have an accidental tendency to spit when they talk?

I thought that for a while too, but then how can an artificial lubricant prevent a glukkons mouth from being full of spot? aka from spraying it when they say it? Idk

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