Vlam's Art

Vlam · #1 03-28-2016, 03:47 AM

I haven't had the time to finish it yet.

STM · #2 03-28-2016, 03:55 AM

I love the detail, you've got potential, kid!

abe619 · #3 03-28-2016, 04:48 AM

My god, the talent, my eyes can't handle this beauty. @.@

**JayDee** · #4 03-28-2016, 05:15 AM

The only criticism I can give is that you appear to be "chicken scratching" your lines. Try doing all your lines in one fluid motion, rather than several little ones.

Vlam · #5 03-28-2016, 07:51 AM

I thank you all! J_dude, can I be your apprentice?

By the way, I'm currently working on a drawing. It looks exactly like South Park but has nothing to do with South Park. Of course, I can't show you anything. Is it copying? What do y'all think?

Varrok · #6 03-28-2016, 07:53 AM

Are you making the drawing using a South Park generator?

MA · #7 03-28-2016, 11:07 AM

you're not funny, Vlam. you're a dick.

Varrok · #8 03-28-2016, 11:19 AM

I do actually find Vlam both occasionally funny and a dick.

FennecFyre · #9 03-28-2016, 11:23 AM

The problem is that sometimes it's hard to tell when he's just poking fun and when he's just being a jackass.

Slog Bait · #10 03-28-2016, 11:30 AM

Lol this isn't anything but spam.

Come on, Vlam. You're better than this.

MA · #11 03-28-2016, 11:31 AM

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I do actually find Vlam both occasionally funny and a dick.

me too, to be honest, but he's not funny at all when he takes the piss out of other people's artwork. because that's all this thread is, for anyone who may not have realized that. he's just taking a sarcastic swipe at certain members here. that's cruel, so by definition, he's a fucking dick.

plus his whole passive-aggressive you're-all-idiots schtick isn't amusing anymore. he's a pompous uppity little shit that thinks he's smarter than everyone here, even though he's still a fucking child.

Varrok · #12 03-28-2016, 11:45 AM

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me too, to be honest, but he's not funny at all when he takes the piss out of other people's artwork. because that's all this thread is, for anyone who may not have realized that. he's just taking a sarcastic swipe at certain members here. that's cruel, so by definition, he's a fucking dick.

plus his whole passive-aggressive you're-all-idiots schtick isn't amusing anymore. he's a pompous uppity little shit that thinks he's smarter than everyone here, even though he's still a fucking child.

This thread, maybe.

On the other hand, you were really upset about his fanfic, which I consider the funniest thing he created.

FennecFyre · #13 03-28-2016, 11:47 AM

The fic wasn't a personal attack, though.

I hate even responding to this thread, because he was obviously looking to get people butthurt, but this is really getting old.

MA · #14 03-28-2016, 11:52 AM

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This thread, maybe.

On the other hand, you were really upset about his fanfic, which I consider the funniest thing he created.

i was 'really upset' because he made references to really serious parts of STM's blog. that has no place in a stupid fucking story other than to laugh at the person they're from. that isn't funny, but hey, if you find that funny, carry on praising him.

it's like if i blogged about a real suicide attempt and then he added it to his story, would you find that funny too? wake up. the guy is a fucking cunt. and stop defending him.

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The fic wasn't a personal attack, though.

actually it kinda was. all those little excerpts from our posts he added to his story is his way of laughing at us and our opinions, and at first we all just laughed along with him. now i realize what the little shit is doing, i no longer find it funny. to be fair, if he doesn't grow the fuck up, i want him off this forum.

Nepsotic · #15 03-28-2016, 12:20 PM

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i was 'really upset' because he made references to really serious parts of STM's blog. that has no place in a stupid fucking story other than to laugh at the person they're from. that isn't funny, but hey, if you find that funny, carry on praising him.

it's like if i blogged about a real suicide attempt and then he added it to his story, would you find that funny too? wake up. the guy is a fucking cunt. and stop defending him.

actually it kinda was. all those little excerpts from our posts he added to his story is his way of laughing at us and our opinions, and at first we all just laughed along with him. now i realize what the little shit is doing, i no longer find it funny. to be fair, if he doesn't grow the fuck up, i want him off this forum.

I think we have all had shit go on and it gets us down, it's healthy to poke fun at it once in a while. I wouldn't mind people making a joke out of my suicide attempts because it's a joke.

**JayDee** · #16 03-28-2016, 12:51 PM

You do have some good potential Vlam, have you considered digital art? Here's an example of the piece you did but using a program I downloaded called MSPaint. I used mostly oval shapes as you can see because that way it's all circles. And also I removed some, you can't do that in real life so this is much better if you make mistakes.

I make a lot of mistakes.

MA · #17 03-28-2016, 01:03 PM

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I think we have all had shit go on and it gets us down, it's healthy to poke fun at it once in a while. I wouldn't mind people making a joke out of my suicide attempts because it's a joke.

yeah well, that's your opinion. just because you don't give a shit doesn't mean everyone else holds the same values as you. if that were the case no one would ever be offended by a joke because "it's a joke". even if the person it's at the expense of doesn't mind, that doesn't necessarily make it ok. it's distasteful. if someone were to joke about my granny dying or something i would troll the shit out of them in response.

and just for the record, "it's a joke" is usually something only jerks say. and it's a terrible excuse.

Varrok · #18 03-28-2016, 01:10 PM

I think you're exaggerating. Nobody joked over anyone's suicide or dying grandmas.

MA · #19 03-28-2016, 01:14 PM

lol i was using them as examples, and you know that. try trolling harder.

and try sucking Vlam's penis harder too.

Varrok · #20 03-28-2016, 01:16 PM

I'm not trolling. I gave you my honest opinion.

MA · #21 03-28-2016, 01:28 PM

oh, right. then you must just be fucking stupid, because it was obvious i was using them as examples of what not to joke about, not actually what he was joking about. your 'honest opinion' is an empty response because it points out what we already know. well done, captain obvious.

here, let me quote the post i replied to you that you completely fucking ignored because you have no defence and are too stubborn to admit you're wrong or just stop responding:

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i was 'really upset' because he made references to really serious parts of STM's blog. that has no place in a stupid fucking story other than to laugh at the person they're from. that isn't funny, but hey, if you find that funny, carry on praising him.

try giving me your 'honest opinion' on that, or if you're just going to make another empty response, try shutting the fuck up. i'd prefer the latter.

EDIT: actually, you know what? don't. i'm sick of talking about Vlam, it would have been better if i had just made my original post and left it there, so i'm gonna stop responding now anyway. believe what you want. i'm done.

Crashpunk · #22 03-28-2016, 01:32 PM

Goddammit Vlam...

Nepsotic · #23 03-28-2016, 01:33 PM

Stop getting so annoyed. You are exaggerating, and that's not me sucking Vlam's cock that's me standing up for what I believe in. So what if some people are offended by a joke? They shouldn't be, in fact they shouldn't be offended by anything because it's completely pointless. People need to stop being such victims and basically just chill the fuck out. Come on MA, I thought you were with me on that?

Varrok · #24 03-28-2016, 01:46 PM

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oh, right. then you must just be fucking stupid, because it was obvious i was using them as examples of what not to joke about, not actually what he was joking about. your 'honest opinion' is an empty response because it points out what we already know. well done, captain obvious.

here, let me quote the post i replied to you that you completely fucking ignored because you have no defence and are too stubborn to admit you're wrong or just stop responding:

try giving me your 'honest opinion' on that, or if you're just going to make another empty response, try shutting the fuck up. i'd prefer the latter.

EDIT: actually, you know what? don't. i'm sick of talking about Vlam, it would have been better if i had just made my original post and left it there, so i'm gonna stop responding now anyway. believe what you want. i'm done.

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MA · #25 03-28-2016, 02:00 PM

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Stop getting so annoyed. You are exaggerating, and that's not me sucking Vlam's cock that's me standing up for what I believe in. So what if some people are offended by a joke? They shouldn't be, in fact they shouldn't be offended by anything because it's completely pointless. People need to stop being such victims and basically just chill the fuck out. Come on MA, I thought you were with me on that?

i'm sorry but i just can't agree with that. so if anyone ever gets offended about anything that's implied as a joke, they're just being victims? what if someone was joking about raping children? am i still not allowed to be offended by that in the World Of Nepsotic? if that's the case, get me on the first train outta thurr.

also so what if i'm exaggerating, people make jokes about shit they really shouldn't which is what i was referring to, and people have every right to feel offended if it really is offensive and is aimed at them. that's the point i was making. you seem incapable of understanding that jokes can be offensive, even if they're meant only as jokes. it doesn't mean you don't have a sense of humour or that you're playing the victim, it's easy to make a joke that's completely offensive. racist jokes are another one.

but anyway, this is way off subject seeing as we're not even talking about Vlam anymore, so if you want to discuss the intricacies of whether you're allowed to be offended by jokes or not, make a thread about it.

in my defence my whole point originally in this thread wasn't about offensive jokes and dying grannies and shit, it was about Vlam being in the wrong for taking the piss out of another members artwork by parodying it poorly. what's so funny about saying (in a sneaky, round-about way) "your artwork sux"? that was my original point. that's it. so if you feel the need to respond, respond to that. or respond to Vlam's amazing masterpiece that he so obviously put his heart and soul into. jesus fucking christ.

Vlam · #26 03-28-2016, 02:16 PM

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You do have some good potential Vlam, have you considered digital art? Here's an example of the piece you did but using a program I downloaded called MSPaint. I used mostly oval shapes as you can see because that way it's all circles. And also I removed some, you can't do that in real life so this is much better if you make mistakes.

I make a lot of mistakes.

Impressive piece of art, Master. I had to deal with criticism. I now empathise with Charlie Hebdo.

Nepsotic · #27 03-28-2016, 02:17 PM

I don't think the original artwork was good, but I don't think Vlam's joke was very funny either, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have a right to make it. Here's the thing: there is no "should and shouldn't" when it comes to making jokes, either everything's okay to joke about, or nothing is.

If I make a joke at a members expense, I don't want them to be offended, I want them to have a pop back at me, then it's a success. If they are offended though, it's not much of a loss.

STM · #28 03-28-2016, 02:22 PM

Christ, Nep. You're like someone translated God Is Dead really really badly, and then translated that back into English.

Splat · #29 03-28-2016, 02:33 PM

Vlam, please don't post pointless threads like this. It's just spam.

Necrum'd.