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Varrok · #31 02-27-2016, 10:16 AM

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WELCOME TO THE TEAM

The image needs to be edited. It misses current memes

FennecFyre · #32 02-27-2016, 10:16 AM

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-eye rape-

WELCOME TO THE TEAM

thenk u

Shrykull43 · #33 02-27-2016, 10:43 AM

I don't know whether to be amazed or terrified by this...

(referring to image on previous page)

FennecFyre · #34 02-27-2016, 10:48 AM

Be terrimazed?

MA · #35 02-27-2016, 11:03 AM

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I'm very happy you kept this. It is our magnum opus.

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The image needs to be edited. It misses current memes

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I don't know whether to be amazed or terrified by this...

(referring to image on previous page)

lest we forget. that thread is pretty dilapidated now though, a lot of the images have disappeared. i was tempted to use Nep's Nobody Cares image on vlam though.

btw i'm not actually hosting that image or anything, i just bookmarked it from Varrok's post.

Varrok · #36 02-27-2016, 11:17 AM

I have no idea about what I added

Vexen · #37 02-27-2016, 12:02 PM

Salutations.
I know, I'm late to the party.

OddjobAbe · #38 02-27-2016, 12:30 PM

Had to do a quintuple-take before I realised this was an introduction thread.
Welcopme.

Nepsotic · #39 02-27-2016, 12:50 PM

Speaking Of forum memes, welcopme is the worst one in history.

Varrok · #40 02-27-2016, 12:53 PM

Ponies are the worst meme in history.

Mull that over

FennecFyre · #41 02-27-2016, 01:15 PM

Oh man, I must be really out of the loop. So far the only meme I've seen on here is that Abe fanart one. Which is fantastic, but still.

Havoc · #42 02-27-2016, 02:00 PM

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Oh man, I must be really out of the loop. So far the only meme I've seen on here is that Abe fanart one. Which is fantastic, but still.

We had others, none as great as A Fanart though.

***Nate*** · #43 02-27-2016, 03:59 PM

I want to make it clear in this thread and elsewhere: Transphobic and homophobic language isn't acceptable on these forums, even when not addressed to trans or gay people. Also, making jokes about a female member just because she's a female makes you a dick. And the members of OWF only like dicks in the most literal sense.

MOD EDIT: The discussion that this post prompted has been moved to its own thread. If you want to respond to this post, please post here.

Varrok · #44 02-28-2016, 04:20 AM

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Full disclosure: I didn't grow up with the Oddworld games. I started playing them last year after a Youtuber I like talked about them, and now I think I might be slightly obsessed, so yeah. I found this forum, lurked for a bit, and decided to stick around.

Who was that, may I ask?

...was it GameGrumps?

FrustratedAssassin · #45 02-28-2016, 04:24 AM

Sorry for turning your welcopme thread into The Fourth Crusade, Fennec.

Alf Shall Rise · #46 02-28-2016, 06:09 AM

Only the best welcome threads turn into war zones, so you should be honored.

FennecFyre · #47 02-28-2016, 06:39 AM

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Who was that, may I ask?

...was it GameGrumps?

Nope, Caddicarus. Guy apparently likes Oddworld so much he got Abe's tattoos on his own hands. They do look pretty cool, admittedly.

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Sorry for turning your welcopme thread into The Fourth Crusade, Fennec.

Yeesh. No kidding...

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Only the best welcome threads turn into war zones, so you should be honored.

Yay?

Varrok · #48 02-28-2016, 06:43 AM

Caddicarus was kind of funny at first, but somehow the quality dropped around the time he's gotten that awful hairstyle

EVP_Glukkon · #49 02-28-2016, 12:37 PM

Welcome to the forums, glad you enjoy Oddworld enough to come here. Hope you enjoy your stay and make new friends.

V_O_T · #50 02-28-2016, 05:42 PM

Welcome to the happiest place on earth.

Now, here are two important questions that the entire forum and all of its staff will judge you on for the rest of your time here:

1. What is your favourite Oddworld character/species or creature?

2. If you could have any super power, what would it be?

Bonus question:

How would you make your super power useless? E.g. The ability to identify any poison in the universe! However in order to identify it, you must ingest it.

FennecFyre · #51 02-28-2016, 06:13 PM

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Welcome to the happiest place on earth.

Now, here are two important questions that the entire forum and all of its staff will judge you on for the rest of your time here:

1. What is your favourite Oddworld character/species or creature?

2. If you could have any super power, what would it be?

Bonus question:

How would you make your super power useless? E.g. The ability to identify any poison in the universe! However in order to identify it, you must ingest it.

1) Stranger is probably my favorite character, but only just. As for species, I couldn't pick any particular one, they're all amazingly freaky-looking.

2) Shapeshifting into any creature--living, extinct, or fictional.

Bonus: Hm...I could shapeshift, but everyone would still be able to tell it was me?

Nepsotic · #52 02-28-2016, 06:16 PM

That would still be useful. It would pretty useless if you could only shape-shift into things you have fucked.

FennecFyre · #53 02-28-2016, 06:30 PM

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That would still be useful. It would pretty useless if you could only shape-shift into things you have fucked.

Dammit, why couldn't I have thought of that?

Havoc · #54 02-29-2016, 12:43 AM

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That would still be useful. It would pretty useless if you could only shape-shift into things you have fucked.

Still leaves a fair range of things to potentially shape-shift into, just nothing fictional sadly.

Shade667 · #55 02-29-2016, 01:46 AM

Welcopme.

***Nate*** · #56 03-01-2016, 12:40 AM

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Now, here are two important questions that the entire forum and all of its staff will judge you on for the rest of your time here:

You say that as if we're not doing that for every single post anyone makes.