I'm too tired to think of a non-sexual pun about 'Phylum'

***Nate*** · #1 03-08-2015, 12:10 AM

I don't know what it is about that username that makes me want to pun. And I really don't think I can top last years' effort. So I shall just wish the good gentleman a happy birthday!

Why this cake? I dunno... it just looked tasty.

Shade667 · #2 03-08-2015, 12:40 AM

I was going to make this like 12 hours ago, but I still dont think I have authority to wish people a happy birthday. U guys know people much longer than I have.

Seems ur clocks have finally caught up though.

Varrok · #3 03-08-2015, 01:09 AM

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Why this cake? I dunno... it just looked tasty.

But does it look new?

STM · #4 03-08-2015, 03:02 AM

Happy birthday again Phyyyy, just in case you haven't been aboot on Skype.

Crashpunk · #5 03-08-2015, 04:03 AM

Happy Birthday!

Shade667 · #6 03-08-2015, 04:33 AM

Your birthday ends in like an hour, so i guess I better say it now. Happy Birthday.

MeechMunchie · #7 03-08-2015, 03:19 PM

put him in a dress and i'll dePhylum

Happy Birthday.

Phylum · #8 03-08-2015, 07:15 PM

THANKS I'VE BEEN AT A MUSIC FESTIVAL ALL WEEKEND AND I'M REALLY TIRED!

IT WAS A GOOD DAY.

Shade667 · #9 03-08-2015, 08:33 PM

SOUNDS LIKE IT.

Vyrien · #10 03-09-2015, 11:01 AM

Happy bonkledonk

Paul · #11 03-09-2015, 11:29 AM

I beated him

Varrok · #12 03-09-2015, 11:45 AM

Happy Birthday, Phylum. Paul beat you.

Shade667 · #13 03-09-2015, 12:09 PM

:

I beated him

25 in 4 hours!?

*flips table*

OANST · #14 03-19-2015, 07:19 AM

I missed this one! Happy birthday, turd fucker!

I've really run out of ideas for these.

Mudokon_Master · #15 03-19-2015, 08:01 AM

Haooy Birthday! Sleep well, sweet prince.