The 11th Annual Forum Poster Awards (endorsed edition)

[Varrok]

Don't let it get you down, nobody cares what Steamer thinks.

Varrok cares. A bit.

[Nepsotic]

Traitor!

[Varrok]

Not me. The other Varrok. *tries not to look directly at anybody*

[Havoc]

Best Thread Creator

Fun Annual Forum Poster Reward Fact:

Did you know that I once won the above reward 3 years in a row? Those were better times. Better times indeed.

[Varrok]

What about "Most Liked"?

[STM]

OoooooooooOoooOoh

[Crashpunk]

[JayDee]

Grab your golf clubs, Gents. That's a par.

[Steamer_KING]

SNAP!

[Nepsotic]

I don't mean to be that guy but you should probably stop before Nate gets angry.

[Crashpunk]

STM! What are the results?

[Varrok]

Nepsotic would handle it so much better.

[STM]

I can't tell you until the voting period is over, Crashpunk. :P

Patience, young Padawan.

[Crashpunk]

But Master, I grow tiresome! I'll give it a week before I join the Dark Side.

[MA]

it's this again jesus

well i'm intoxicated in numerous ways so this should be fine.

Best Thread Creator
MeechMunchie, my love.

Best Blogger
Phylum!

Greatest Debater
Bullet Magnet

Best Oddworld Artist
Slog Bait

Best Non-Oddworld Artist
Vyrien

Best Writer
Oddey

Most Insular Member
AlexFili, in the most loving way possible.

Funniest Poster
OANST. look at him, being a funny fucker. makes me sick.

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
how the fuck should i know i don't know what the fuck is this

Most Meaningful Poster
again, i don't know. my mother.

Most Underrated Poster
OddjobAbe, by which i mean he should post more. you kids could learn something.

Best Advice Giver
OddjobAbe, he taught me how to shoot Germans.

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
Wil of course!

Best New Comer
Job McYossie, that brand-spanking-new shiny little cunt.

Most Welcome Return
Hobo for the ten minutes he showed up had a coffee and fucked off again.
GET THE PARTY POPPERS

Best Veteran
Wings of Fire, he's getting old.

Dearly Missed Member
T-nex and those smiley-face things.

Most Liked
Mr Bungle
AWWWWWWW

Most Eccentric
Albert Einstein

Most Annoying
Kapteeni13 loloololololololoololl are you reading this? huh? are you crying? yeah?
gooooooooooooooooooooooooood

Most Accomplished Troll
Manco
seriously he's like a ninja.

Best Couple
i also think it should be Scrabtrapman and his yank bird.

Most Dedicated Member
Nate. he wants the throne. he'll get the throne. then he'll be mean to us all.
so no change.

Member in Dire Need of a Life
i think i said this last time so i'll say it again only with more heartfelt sorrow
MY MEMBER

Best Staff Member
Wings of Fire, fuck da haterz

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
MeechMunchie & Phylum!

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot
i completely agree


Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
Crashpunk, definitely.

Most Changed Member
Nepsotic

Best Varrok
Varrok
obviously
god

Best Meme
OANST pushing harder and having cardiac arrest.

What Are You? Bipolar?
He got you, cunt.

All Hail?
VARROK

Viva?
RIJEKA

Biggest Head
Havoc

Biggest Penis
Mac Sirloin

Smallest Penis
Vyrien

Biggest Beard
Disgruntled Intern

Sexiest Beard
Phylum

Most Likely To Cause A Global Apocalypse
Bullet Magnet

MOST MEMBER MEMBER
MEMBER

Most Gay And AIDS-Riddled
Wings of Fire

Sexiest Time-Traveler
Pilot

Sexiest Vehicle
KITT

Member I Think Deserves A Mention But Can't Think Of Any Appropriate Bullshit
Enchilado

i kind of went off on one.

Deal with it.

Mull that over.

eh, i'm drunk.

[MeechMunchie]

oh ffs

[Nepsotic]

Beautiful.

[MA]

i don't even understand

[Crashpunk]

He's apparently our friend? Not only that... BUT OUR FAVORITE?!

[MA]

he's going to kill you all. he's going to hunt each and every one of you down, break into your home while you're sleeping, and murder you in your respective beds.

that's why i booby trap the flat!

[Manco]

i’m down for gettin caught in MA’s booby trap

[JayDee]

Kapteeni's always been a bit of a cunt in my eyes since he did a video on a glitch that I found in Exoddus and rather than writing his own method he just copy pasted mine. I found that SoulStorm Brewery Slig Army Glitch after months of dedicated research. Probably.

Oh, and this.

[Nate]

Less spam, please.

[hedjeroo]

Best Couple is obv Nepsotic and Slog Bait. I've seen what you two get up to off the forums.

Mascot is actually officially Bill Murray and/or Abbey I thought

Sloggy's got my vote for best non-OW artist too because furbies

and did Splat step out of the fan corner yet because if he didn't he gets the vote of Most Insular from me

and yeah that's me gone for another decade nice seeing you guys again o/

[Slog Bait]

Whoa a wild hedjeroo appears

[Manco]

wait does splat actually post

[Wings of Fire]

Best Thread Creator
STM

Best Blogger
Phylum

Master Debator
OANST

Best Oddworld Artist
N/A

Best Non-Oddworld Artist
MM

Best Writer
N/A

Most Insular Member
Xavier

Funniest Poster
MA

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
Alexfili

Most Meaningful Poster
Wil!

Most Underrated Poster
Wil!

Best Advice Giver
Manco

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
Wil

Best New Comer
N/A

Most Welcome Return
N/A

Best Veteran
MA

Dearly Missed Member
Nexy

Most Liked
Crashpunk

Most Eccentric
Oddjobabe

Most Annoying
Nepsotic

Most Accomplished Troll
Did we do any trolling this last year? Anyone? JAW then

Best Couple
Jordan and his dad

Most Dedicated Member
MM for his thing thread

Member in Dire Need of a Life
Strike Witch

Best Staff Member
Nate If I lose this by one vote, I'm going to be so pissed in a morally superior way

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator
Manco

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot
Crashpunk

Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
Phylum

Most Changed Member
Nepsotic

Most Deserving of an Award for Nothing in Particular
Slob Gait

[Jbot123]

Best Writer
Nepsotic (that mouth story)
Funniest Poster
OANST
Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
Nepsotic
Most Meaningful Poster
OANST
Most Underrated Poster
Job McYossie
Best Advice Giver
OANST
Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge
Wil
Best New Comer
Job McYossie
Most Liked
Crashpunk
Most Eccentric
Crashpunk
Most Accomplished Troll
OANST
Best Couple
Nate and Poo fetish-man
Most Dedicated Member(s)
Nate and Xavier
Best Staff Member
Nate
The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot
A pile of rotting muffins with a jamaican accent
Most Changed Member
Nepsotic (back and forth)

[Job McYossie]

Woah, that's the first thing I got that wasn't just Best Newcomer.

[MA]

come on you fuckers get voting

aint got all day bitches

goddamn bitches

bitches n hoes