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  #1141  
11-23-2012, 02:03 AM
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You know what time it is?

It's

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I know I haven't posted here in months, but this seems like the most appropriate place to share this short film I found the other day, titled "Transformer vs Man Bike". From the video:

"A man wearing bunny ears is driving a tractor rather quickly. He is pursued by two well-built, seemingly-gay, Germanic men wearing tight white undergarments, one of whom is, in fact, holding two wheels and is acting as a motorcycle for the other."



Apologies if it's been posted before
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11-23-2012, 03:52 AM
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11-24-2012, 11:50 AM
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World of Tanks gets My Little Pony mod, reality descends into farce

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11-24-2012, 02:08 PM
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11-25-2012, 08:20 AM
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11-25-2012, 05:51 PM
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I never realized how hilarious Sufjan was.
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11-25-2012, 08:56 PM
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How awkward can people be, jesus christ.
  #1149  
11-26-2012, 08:04 PM
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According to the U.S. Coast Guard, Mary Elena Scott, 57, and her husband Howard Kuljian, 54, were walking along the shore of Big Lagoon beach near Orick with their 16-year-old son Gregory "Geddie" Kuljian, their daughter Olivia Kuljian, and the family dog, when the latter entered the water to fetch a stick.

A 10-foot-swell suddenly appeared and carried the dog into the ocean, prompting Geddie to chase after it.

Sean Ledwin, who witnessed the incident along with his girlfriend, said Geddie managed to grab hold of the dog's collar, but it slipped off, and the teen was soon overtaken by the waves as well.

"The father then went in after his son, and he got swept up," Ledwin recalled.

After Ledwin's girlfriend phoned 911, Scott attempted to seize an opportunity to grab her husband, but the waves proved too strong for her and she was quickly pulled under.

The daughter sought to jump in after her mother, but Ledwin says he stopped her.

Eventually an unconscious Scott washed ashore, but efforts to revive her proved futile. Kuljian's body was found later at another spot; Geddie's body remains missing.

The dog, meanwhile, managed to swim back to the beach on its own, and is currently in the care of a neighbor.

"The way that beach is, with the way the swell breaks, is a recipe for disaster," Coast Guard spokesman Bernie Garrigan said.
What a bizarre and tragic sequence of events.
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If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
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On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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11-27-2012, 12:21 AM
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That's swell
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11-27-2012, 06:42 AM
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What a comedian you are.
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Oh yeah, fair point. Maybe he was just tortured until he lost consciousness.

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11-27-2012, 07:04 AM
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That was the most effortless joke I've ever made - I kinda like it for that.
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11-27-2012, 07:21 AM
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It was a bit much.
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11-27-2012, 08:06 AM
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I'm sorry


Look, our favourite chatroulette-piano-song-guy has made his own show, website and stuff

also:

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11-27-2012, 12:13 PM
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A DEA officer stopped at our family farm yesterday, "I need to inspect your farm for illegally growing crops."

I said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there..." Before I could finish my sentence the DEA officer started yelling, "Mister,I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his pocket, the arrogant officer removes his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this fucking badge?! This badge means that I am allowed to go wherever I want...only anyone's land!! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?! Do you understand?!

I nodded politely, apologized, and went on about my chores. A short time later, I heard some loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life. He was being chased by my big old mean bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed like the bull would gore him before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs...

"Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!!"
Hahaha. True story.
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11-27-2012, 12:20 PM
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Only Crashpunk would post a video of someone watching a video.
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11-27-2012, 05:51 PM
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This post of mine made me think of this video:

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11-28-2012, 12:16 AM
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Only Crashpunk would post a video of someone watching a video.
I don't know about that. I'm pretty sure other people have posted stuff like this before.
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11-28-2012, 04:33 AM
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Nepsotic, be useful.
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11-28-2012, 05:46 AM
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What triggered that?



Baby born without the water being broken. Pretty gross.
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11-28-2012, 05:48 AM
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Yeah no kidding.
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@Bungle, Nothing, I'm just unsatisfied with his current work
That's not really true, I meant that Nep tries to earn some respect by searching OWF's past for some specific things
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11-28-2012, 05:54 AM
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I haven't even seen him post this page, that's why I was asking. Not that I disagree.
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Oh jesus what have you just posted (edited)
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Yeah. It's pretty strange. Like some kind of alien pod.
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No, a human eggplant. That's even more terrible
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Or a human child. Truly terrifying.
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Well, that's enough Internet for today. Good night folks.
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Baby born without the water being broken. Pretty gross.


I don't find it much more gross than your average childbirth. At least the baby's fairly clean.

That's a point. Has it technically been born until you open up the amnotic sac? Well, of course this one has, but think about it anyway.

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That's fucking awesome and nowhere near as messy as normal birth.
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