My birthday

sheridanm962 · #1 04-23-2012, 01:18 AM

I can't believe I had to make myself a thread.... I guess that comes with my reputation here, fuck.

I'm not big on making a birthday thread.

I'm 17 and no one can stop that by not making a thread, know what I'm saying? No, why. Why do I have to be the one who doesn't get a thread dedicated to him in holy matrimony with sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.... Minus the drugs, yeah.

Enjoy my birthday cake:

***Nate*** · #2 04-23-2012, 01:21 AM

Hey! I'm the one who finds appropriate cakes for birthday threads.

Here:

Happy birthday!

sheridanm962 · #3 04-23-2012, 01:26 AM

Tasty!

Can I eat it now, no tedious speeches attached?

enchilado · #4 04-23-2012, 01:53 AM

That cake looks like a piece of crap.

Happy birthday.

Scraby · #5 04-23-2012, 01:57 AM

Happy derpday!

And enjoy your spiderish cake!

sheridanm962 · #6 04-23-2012, 03:01 AM

My birthday was on the 9th but this thread now covers that, I have my insurance.

BoneyHead95 · #7 04-23-2012, 06:42 AM

Happy brithday! I hope you're having a great time! :P

OddjobAbe · #8 04-23-2012, 07:14 AM

Happy birthday.

Dixanadu · #9 04-23-2012, 07:19 AM

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Are you sure that's a cake? Looks like an unholy combination of sausages and intestines.

Happy birthday.

Wings of Fire · #10 04-23-2012, 07:50 AM

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My birthday was on the 9th but this thread now covers that, I have my insurance.

Good post

Good thread

Good poster!

Mr. Bungle · #11 04-23-2012, 08:21 AM

Happy Spiderderp day

STM · #12 04-23-2012, 08:38 AM

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sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.... Minus the sex, drugs, and rock and roll yeah.

I fixed it for you.

And no way you're seventeen. Whatever age you are, and whatever reputation you have, or think you have, I hope you had a good day.

OANST · #13 04-23-2012, 08:54 AM

Had I known it was your birthday, I would have made a mental note of not coming to the forum that day, so that I could avoid any mention of your birthday. However, you waited and made a thread two weeks later, so here we are. Fucking Spiderman. How I despise you, and wish you had never been born.

Happy birthday, you old Spiderman!

T-nex · #14 04-23-2012, 09:06 AM

Happy birthday.

MeechMunchie · #15 04-23-2012, 09:33 AM

Did I leave my keys here? No? Okay.

Wings of Fire · #16 04-23-2012, 09:36 AM

It's funny because you didn't say Spiderman.

MeechMunchie · #17 04-23-2012, 09:46 AM

It's also funny because I didn't say Happy Birthday.

Wings of Fire · #18 04-23-2012, 09:49 AM

No, that was tragic.

MeechMunchie · #19 04-23-2012, 09:51 AM

Hilariously so.

Damnit, now I feel bad. Happy Birthday, 'piderman.

Wings of Fire · #20 04-23-2012, 09:52 AM

I don't hold with dark comedy.

OANST · #21 04-23-2012, 10:30 AM

Should have been darker. Like really fucking dark.

***Wil*** · #22 04-23-2012, 11:56 AM

Happy birthday, Arachno Dude.

Crashpunk · #23 04-23-2012, 02:17 PM

I found a Spider-Man balloon. Hope you like it.

sheridanm962 · #24 04-24-2012, 12:53 AM

I have given too much rep out for today in this one thread.

Dynamithix · #25 04-24-2012, 04:31 AM

I don't get why you made a birthday thread for yourself when it isn't your birthday.

Oh well, happy birthday I guess.

Phylum · #26 04-24-2012, 04:34 AM

Better luck next year.

sheridanm962 · #27 04-24-2012, 05:18 AM

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I don't get why you made a birthday thread for yourself when it isn't your birthday.

Oh well, happy birthday I guess.

It was but I was banned at the time, you can obviously see that's the case. Surely you have read the first post in the thread before typing that message. Now that implies you ignored it or are trying to pass it off as something that is "typical" of me because "that" is whom I am supposed to be.

Lets be clear that I am no longer going to bullshit you all and am not going to stand for this "casual" talk. I don't want to be limited in what I say and should have the right to talk technical with what I feel is best to talk about and is ONLY limited to my knowledge of course... The latter is what you could debate about I guess and that would be fair because I had a good smack of the bat and tried to go for a homerun of success in the topic at hand.

Pretentious speech or weird realization that Sheridan McMillan wants to mature from senseless bullshit and want to stop over reacting to small monogamy? I'll leave you to be the judge I guess.

OANST · #28 04-24-2012, 07:19 AM

I read that three times to see if there was an ad hidden somewhere.

Ridg3 · #29 04-24-2012, 03:42 PM

Happy Birthday, sheridanm962153649.

Hope your day was filled with jolliness and spider eggs.