Hello All

[Sgt.BlackCactus]

Hello all.

From the age of seven i have been playing Oddworld. I Spent half my life on my PlayStation with my dad. Unfortunately, I accidentally stepped on the disc at age 8 and it snapped right in half. I was so torn, my life changed drastically afterward. At the beginning of this month, I bought The Oddboxx on Steam. My life has been better since.
To me, Oddworld should be looked at like Star Wars, as in wondering what craziness will come next. I hope for Citizen Siege to be a blockbuster and for the beta RTS version of MO, now known as Hand of Odd, to be completed. If you play with steam please join my Hand of Odd support group and the Oddworld fan club.

Thank you for your time.

[T-nex]

Are you here to stay, or just advertise your fan club? Just wondering o.o

[OANST]

Citizen Siege isn't happening. Neither is there a Munch RTS in the works (you're probably referring to Hand of Odd which hasn't been in development for a looooong time). Enjoy your stay. Which will be all of about a day, I'm sure.

[Sgt.BlackCactus]

I'm here to stay. I only said that to maybe give other people something to do. I didn't know it would affect how I look.

[Ridg3]

I'm here to stay.

Tenner says you're not. Anyways, welcome and enjoy your brief stay.

[Alf Shall Rise]

Hey

[T-nex]

People please try to stay nice.. Id like to keep hostility(even if it's slight) out of welcome threads.


Either way, Sgt, I really hope you'll stay, but the sentiment around here is usually that newbies will leave within the first stay or week. If you manage to stick to this forum, I do guarantee that it wont be completely boring We are some weird, but interesting people here.

[enchilado]

hi

I'm enchilado

I'm nice

[Sgt.BlackCactus]

That was quite the welcoming party... well, I'm gonna stay. You guys are alright in my book

[Mr. Bungle]

No, we really aren't.

[Wings of Fire]

I'm okay, I guess.

[T-nex]

I think im pretty ok too o_o ... I hope. It's subjective I guess.

[MA]

i'm great.

Hey

you post too much in W&B and not enough in OT. you are an outcast.

[MarsMudoken]

Hello newcomer. Please enjoy your stay. A warning, some members may try to maul you. This is completely natural.

[OddjobAbe]

i'm great.

Don't listen to him. He's not great. He's a drunkard and a haychewer. I'm the one who's really great.

[MA]

he's an OAP. he'll have you giving him sponge baths and listening to The Ink Spots.

i'm the one that's great. trust me.

[OddjobAbe]

A farmer isn't great if his tractor's tyres are deflated. Bear that in mind. I can assure you that I am great.

[MA]

if he's so great, how come i beat him in the let-down-each-others-tyres competition? huh?

it's because i'm greater.

[OddjobAbe]

But me and my brother can both rough him up a bit. He won't look so great then.

[MA]

he's not great when he see's one of these.

i, on the other hand, am great. i laugh in the face of small creatures. laugh.

[OddjobAbe]

At least I don't see gas mask people at the end of my bed. He's a nervous wreck if you even mention the word "respirator" to him.

[MA]

that's it. lets take this outside.

[OddjobAbe]

Are you sure you want to go outside this time on a night? That's where the gas mask ghosties live.

[Nate]

that's it. lets take this outside.

Yes, please do.


*sprays air freshener*

[MA]

I'M GREAT NOT HIM FUCKINGJNDFEABEULFN

[OddjobAbe]

Welcome to the forums, Sgt. BlackCactus.

[Sgt.BlackCactus]

Thanks

[Dynamithix]

WELCOME...

[Elmatto753]

...TO THE END OF YOUR SANITY.



Did I do it right?

[MeechMunchie]

I'M GREAT NOT HIM FUCKINGJNDFEABEULFN

You are great...

...in bed. You see what I did there? Huh? Huh?

Welcome to you, Sgt. Cactus's Black Heart Band, or whatever.