CHAPTER 5: (ran out of gay ass titles)
Abe was just finishing off his eyeliner whenever his dark, emo Mudokon friend, Bas Tard, knocked loudly on the door. Abe put on his especially dark frown as he answered the door.
"Konichiwa, Bas." Abe said morbidly. (I forgot to mention that Abe is currently going through weeaboo phase of his life as well.)
A grunt came from the emo mud as a reply.
"Yes, I know that Good Charlotte starts in 10 minutes, I've just finished making myself look so totally emo." Abe sighed and he gazed longingly into Bas' eyes. There were things that needed to be said to Bas only Abe was to shy to say to him. A single tear fell from his eye as he went to retrieve his Misfits shoulder bag and a freshly sharpened scalpel incase he gets sad.
"Grunt, grunt, snort, splutter, cough?" Bas asked, compassionately. Abe put on his blank, expressionless face as he turned round to reply.
"Yeah, everything is okay. No more than the usual sadness." Abe said. 'Fuck it,' Abe thought to himself, 'It's time he knows how you feel!' As Bas turned, Abe gathered all his courage and grabbed Bas' hand and spun him around to plant one right on the kisser.
Bas pulled back looking confused and scared.
"Grunt, chuckle, snort, snort, splutter!" Bas said in shock and disgust, then he ran from the hut leaving Abe to stand there by himself, still clutching the scalpel in his hand.
Abe couldn't stop the torrent of tears from cascading down his pale emo-ish skin as his pulled the scalpel, shankingly, across the tender flesh of his throat.
Then he died.
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I'm only going to write the chapters whenever I'm bored and I don't really care if I have no viewers, this is for me, although, feedback would be lovely.
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