Umm, if it doesn't have to be real, then I elect Johnny C. Johnny, or 'Nny' as he like sto be called, is a deep, profound person wrapped in a thick black trenchcoat and steel-tipped boots. He murders everyone who is a complete asshole, and paints a wall with his victems blood to keep the demon on the other side from getting out. On top of that, I agree with a lot of what he says and I feel like he's been through a lot of what I've been through.
If they person has to be real, then I elect no one. Everyone's an asshole to me, so why should I like anyone? HAR HAR HAR
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