Greetings!

[spoocemaster]

New member here. Just thought I'd make a quick post to share some info about myself for those willing to read :P

The first Oddworld game I played was Munch's Oddysee on the Xbox. I was pretty young at the time, and this is when my Dad actually started getting into video games (soon to become his profession, he's a concept artist). At the time, I thought it was the coolest thing I'd ever seen. It was so different and my younger brothers and myself loved the characters.

But anyway, aside from liking the Oddworld games I'm a pretty big PC gamer. In my free time I like playing stuff like Team Fortress 2 and MMOs like WoW, and I have a pretty large collection of games on Steam (recently, I added both Abe's Oddysee and Exoddus to that collection). I'm sure most of you are aware of this, but the "Oddbox" is coming out on steam and I'm pretty excited to play two of my favorite games on the PC.

Anyway, I'll stop there.

-spoocemaster

[used:)]

Welcome, fine sir.

[Splat]

Greetings, creature of Earth. May your stay be merry and bright.

[enchilado]

Welcome!

I should like to warn you at the outset that the people of this forum can be a bit... difficult to get used to. Unwelcoming. Uh...

Please don't be put off by their swearing, brawling and general uncleanliness, because they're an okay lot once you get used to them. Not that I have yet, being a new member myself.

So welcome to the Oddworld forums and enjoy your stay, I hope it's a long one

[spoocemaster]

Good to be here, thanks.

edit: Aware of this. I'll be careful :P

[Wings of Fire]

We're not unwelcoming, unless you're adorable.

Are you adorable?

[spoocemaster]

Stare deeply into my avatar, and surely the answer will come to you.

[Wings of Fire]

That's my second least favourite avatar.

Adorable.

[MA]

Stare deeply into my avatar, and surely the answer will come to you.

i got a headache. thanks for the headache.

i will now hate you forever.

[enchilado]

I did it! I stared right into it for 5 minutes and when I turned away and blinked at a white wall I saw the word "YES" written in blue text !!!!11!!!1!!

[spoocemaster]

I did it! I stared right into it for 5 minutes and when I turned away and blinked at a white wall I saw the word "YES" written in blue text !!!!11!!!1!!

That's funny. I'm pretty sure I saw Jesus when I did it

[MA]

THEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING HARD ENOUGH

[enchilado]

Ya gotta look hard, mate. I tell ya, my eyes nearly popped out of my head, and afterwards I had to hold a wet cloth over them for several hours.

[Taco]

Hi there

[MA]

no, its low over there.

OMG ROFLOL

[OANST]

Welcome.

[MeechMunchie]

Enjoy your stay.

[shaman]

Are you adorable?

Am i kawaii? uguu~


Welcome Spoocemaster.

[Wings of Fire]

Am i kawaii? uguu~

No, you're not in my adorable clique.

[shaman]

No, you're not in my adorable clique.

I am saddened by this.

Worryingly.

[OddjobAbe]

Welcome to the forums. I'm sure you'll have an excellent time. Prepare soon to develop a fascination with weird sexual fetishes. We have a representative of every singe one.

[Josh]

That's funny. I'm pretty sure I saw Jesus when I did it

I like this one. Please don't turn out to be an ass. Or if you are, do it creatively like we all do.

[Matriar]

Welcome to the Oddworldforums, Spoocemaster! I find your avatar adorable, it brings back nice memories.

I hope you'll enjoy your stay, and find fun things and persons here.

[OddjobAbe]

I approve greatly of his avatar. It brings back (very recent) memories of Ren beating the shit out of George Liquor (Viacom took the video off YouTube, though).

[MA]

whoa SM, you changed your avatar. that's the way to do it.

Oddjob, do you mean the one were George was meant to be teaching them 'discipline'?

[OddjobAbe]

Yes, I do. I fucking love that one. Another twenty dollars for Ren.

[MA]

god fucking damn it. i've found the first half of it, but the second half, and coincidently my favourite part, has been removed (like you said). that's bloody irritating.



if you find the second half, let me know.

[OddjobAbe]

I found it in its entirety. Fucking awful quality, though.

[MA]

George giving him money as punishment for being naughty always cracks me up.

but yes, as long as it can be watched, i suppose the quality will have to be put up with.