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12-17-2009, 01:24 PM
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My joke thread

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT ALL THE POTATOES?
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12-17-2009, 01:26 PM
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SPUDIFIED!
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12-17-2009, 01:29 PM
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MASHED?
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12-17-2009, 01:56 PM
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ROASTED
BAKED
SICK
FULL
KICKED OUT OF IRELAND

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12-17-2009, 01:57 PM
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hard poop
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12-17-2009, 02:04 PM
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a hard cock reaching up into your sphincter
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12-17-2009, 02:07 PM
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udongein
rabbits are rabbits are
rabbits are rabbits are
rabbits are rabbits are
rabbits are rabbits are
red eye red eye
red eye red eye
red eye red eye
red eye red eye
red-eyed! [Rabbits have red eyes]

Inaba is Inaba is
Inaba is Inaba is
Inaba is Inaba is
Inaba is Inaba is
rabbit-ears rabbit-ears
rabbit-ears rabbit-ears
rabbits-ears! [Inaba has rabbit's ears]

udonge udonge
udonge udonge
udonge udonge
udonge udonge
[sound of stomping]
fundoshi fundoshi
udongein (udongein)
[These lines are all sound play.]

Rabbits are Fundoshi
Inaba is Fundoshi
Eyes are Fundoshi
[sound of stomping]
Fundoshi fundoshi udongein

You serious? Playing easy mode?
How disgusting
The only people allowed to play in easy mode
are elementary school kids.
[laughter]

Rabbits are rabbits are
Rabbits are rabbits are
Rabbits are rabbits are
Rabbits are rabbits are
Blood vessel contraction agent
Tetrahydrozoline hydrochloride added.

inaba is inaba is
inaba is inaba is
inaba is inaba is
inaba is inaba is
Stops at the affected area and immediately dissolves
and eases symptoms such as high fever.

Udonge udonge udonge udonge
udonge udonge udonge udonge
Eight different ingredients
including Lidocaine which relieves pain,
will heal the affected area.

Stops at the affected area and immediately dissolves
and eases symptoms such as high fever.
Blood vessel contraction agent
Tetrahydrozoline hydrochloride added.

Doctor! Her fever has reached 42 degrees!
Hmm... no other choice! Call the Udonge!
I'm telling you! Don't call me suppository!

Udongein

Oh no I should've went like that and...
Ah, I died.
Why don't you at least challenge as much as normal mode in your life?
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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12-17-2009, 02:08 PM
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I laughed, how about you guys?
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12-17-2009, 02:08 PM
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i tl;dr and rolled my eyes because of predictable jap shit
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12-17-2009, 02:11 PM
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Then again, most of the this thread is utterly predictable.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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12-17-2009, 02:12 PM
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i don't like this thread.
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12-17-2009, 02:14 PM
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NO MORE POTATOES
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12-17-2009, 02:25 PM
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:
i tl;dr and rolled my eyes because of predictable jap shit
What about japs hit?

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12-17-2009, 02:38 PM
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NO MORE POTATOES
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