Sorry for the doublepost, but its been a while since the last comment.
The Oddworld's Best Economist (T.O.B.E.)
= Issue Two =
Quote of the Day;
"I ain't 'fraid of no ghosts" - Ghost-Lock Manufacturer
Main article of the day;
Hail to the Glukkons!
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So, Molluck is dead... or is he? Well, we all know he's in hiding.
But what about us? What about the workers and Sligs left behind?
Can we simply turn our backs on our history and go back to working there as if nothing happened? I for one would be happy never to see Rupture Farms opened again.
Mudokons in general are stupid. No offense to most of us reading this, but it's kinda true. Now, it only takes one smart person to do something stupid to totally screw up our long-term plans right? I mean... one mistimed UXB disarmament and, well... you can guess the rest.
Even if we do form an alliance with the Sligs, what then? You think the Glukkons will just take it lying down? Heck, even the Vykkers have started working with the Glukkons. I hate Vykkers even more than Glukkons and that is really saying something!
Now, you may think I'm rambling on (I am). But spare a thought for the pour souls stuck in Rupture Farms. Heck, they may still be in stockyards for all we know. At least... it sure smells like something died down there.
Well, I suppose I should stop writing for now. Although, I would like to leave you with one final thought.
Supposing the world ends tomorrow, what do we have to show for our life's work? We made some animals into lunch. Is that really a life-long motto? I guess it should be.
That's it. No more writing from me for a while.
Catch you on the netherside.
Signed, The Masked Mudokon.
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RANDOM BITS & BOBS
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- Today's survey revealed that 99% of Mudokons hate Glukkons and 1% of Mudokons hate Mudokons. That begs the question, why the heck would someone write that they hate their own race? Why would someone write such a poll anyway? Maybe you'll find the answer next week. No you won't - Ed.
- So I was walking down the street and I saw a bone. Now, most people think it's for dogs right? Well this was a massive bone. I'm talking Sea Rex rib. You may think I'm rambling... and you're right! Wanna buy a bone?
- I hate rainy days. Makes my pants go all funny like. Remember the DC Hummer video? Of the guy in the big pants, it was like that... but with more sparks.
T.O.B.E. continued...
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