Howdy

Chicken Chaser · #1 10-07-2009, 12:29 AM

I am new here, it's your duty as a forum member to welcome me, so do it. Do it. Welcome me. Embrace me as one of your own.

By the way, if you happen to be a fan of Super Smash Bros Brawl and Oddworld, you might want to make your way over to the Fan Corner, for I'll be posting something relevant to your interests there very shortly, in fact, it may already be posted by the time you read this. In fact it is posted, so go and look at it, here, I'll even link you to it.

Pilot · #2 10-07-2009, 12:36 AM

You clearly do not know what it is you're asking. We'll gladly embrace you, but there are certain criteria you must meet and certain trials you must undergo if you are ever to be accepted as one of 'our own.'

Disgruntled Intern · #3 10-07-2009, 12:56 AM

Yeah, you won't last long.

OANST · #4 10-07-2009, 07:05 AM

Hey there. Eh, that's all I can muster.

Josh · #5 10-07-2009, 07:11 AM

Greetings. Welcome. Horray. Now shut up and get posting.

OddjobAbe · #6 10-07-2009, 07:42 AM

Fuck off, you shit.

Or, the other option is to stay. Welcome to the forums. You won't mind if I refer to you as Digby for reasons you may or may not understand.

EDIT: His name is chicken chaser, not caesar. You're still my Digby, anyway.

Josh · #7 10-07-2009, 07:50 AM

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MA · #8 10-07-2009, 08:02 AM

hello there fellow dipshit!

Chicken Chaser · #9 10-07-2009, 08:18 AM

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You clearly do not know what it is you're asking. We'll gladly embrace you, but there are certain criteria you must meet and certain trials you must undergo if you are ever to be accepted as one of 'our own.'

Trials like a gameshow trial or like trials like a physical or mental exam? Or a combination of all three?

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Yeah, you won't last long.

That's what they said about Stephen Hakwings, and he's doing fine. He wrote a book, what have you done with your life?

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Fuck off, you shit.

Or, the other option is to stay. Welcome to the forums. You won't mind if I refer to you as Digby for reasons you may or may not understand.

EDIT: His name is chicken chaser, not caesar. You're still my Digby, anyway.

I do understand. Oh, and fuck you, I'm staying.

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hello there fellow dipshit!

See, this is the welcome I wanted. 'Hello' is a greeting and 'fellow dipshit' is embracing me as one of your own; a disphit.

Anyone who wasn't quoted in this post is uninteresting and should feel bad. Also, you better all be this dickish usually, or this is the worst hazing ritual I have ever witnessed, even for the internet.

AlexFili · #10 10-07-2009, 08:38 AM

reminds me of Fable

used:) · #11 10-07-2009, 08:45 AM

Welcome, person.

Disgruntled Intern · #12 10-07-2009, 09:34 AM

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That's what they said about Stephen Hakwings, and he's doing fine. He wrote a book, what have you done with your life?

Well I haven't written a book. Gosh, you sure have showed me the error of my ways.

Mac Sirloin · #13 10-07-2009, 09:38 AM

Urine.

MA · #14 10-07-2009, 09:53 AM

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See, this is the welcome I wanted. 'Hello' is a greeting and 'fellow dipshit' is embracing me as one of your own; a disphit.

aww, thanks for biting. i'll be sure to keep up with your posts for a few months now.

Pilot · #15 10-07-2009, 09:55 AM

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Trials like a gameshow trial or like trials like a physical or mental exam? Or a combination of all three?

Well, first off no new member can do without reading the OWF Member Charter. You can find the link below in my signature. After you've read that you'll have an idea of what we are about here.

Disgruntled Intern · #16 10-07-2009, 10:05 AM

I've never read the charter.

Pilot · #17 10-07-2009, 10:06 AM

It's new.

Disgruntled Intern · #18 10-07-2009, 10:09 AM

Okay.

shaman · #19 10-07-2009, 10:10 AM

Welcome to OWF.

During your stay here, you will enjoy watching the casual throwaround of phrases such as the C word, The word "penis".

And my personal favorite ... "Man what a dick".

Enjoy

Chicken Chaser · #20 10-07-2009, 10:57 AM

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Well, first off no new member can do without reading the OWF Member Charter. You can find the link below in my signature. After you've read that you'll have an idea of what we are about here.

I understand this site completely after reading that informative and creative charter. I also feel more confident about myself.

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Welcome to OWF.

During your stay here, you will enjoy watching the casual throwaround of phrases such as the C word, The word "penis".

And my personal favorite ... "Man what a dick".

Enjoy

Warmest welcome so far, shame on the rest of you.

OANST · #21 10-07-2009, 11:11 AM

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Welcome to OWF.

During your stay here, you will enjoy watching the casual throwaround of phrases such as the C word, The word "penis".

And my personal favorite ... "Man what a dick".

Enjoy

Shut the fuck up, cunt.

Man, what a dick.

MA · #22 10-07-2009, 11:14 AM

Great post.
get it?

OANST · #23 10-07-2009, 11:25 AM

I laughed. How about you guys?

Hobo · #24 10-07-2009, 11:51 AM

CHICKEN CHASER?

I always preferred Salad Dodger.

WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?

shaman · #25 10-07-2009, 11:55 AM

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Shut the fuck up, cunt.

Man, what a dick.

You forgot "Penis".

Ridg3 · #26 10-07-2009, 12:02 PM

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I laughed. How about you guys?

My Gawd and I never even posted.

Oh to CC, (little nickname for ya)
Hi thar, I hope you have a gender so we can be the best of buds XD.

Beware of Josh, he will try and convert you into a Joshinite.

digidestiny · #27 10-07-2009, 12:09 PM

not very interesting so far, but welcome. not good to piss off those you are asking to welcome you *oozes back into the corner and dies*

OANST · #28 10-07-2009, 12:13 PM

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My Gawd and I never even posted.

Oh to CC, (little nickname for ya)
Hi thar, I hope you have a gender so we can be the best of buds XD.

Beware of Josh, he will try and convert you into a Joshinite.

I thought we were using this thread as an excuse to post all of the Oddworld Forums memes.

Wings of Fire · #29 10-07-2009, 12:29 PM

Moar liek Annoyman lololol

Disgruntled Intern · #30 10-07-2009, 12:37 PM

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*oozes back into the corner and dies*

Well thank God for that.