Witty LCD Messages and Adverts -

***Xavier*** · #31 05-26-2009, 03:16 AM

Mod advice: everyone goes back on topic now! If I see any more off-topic here there will be infractions.

joshkrz · #32 05-26-2009, 05:14 AM

no problem Xavier, sorry.

Soulstorm Brew, Twice the flavour, Twice the Bones, Twice the price!

Crashpunk · #33 05-26-2009, 08:23 AM

Sorry, i was just angry.

Rampage48 · #34 06-11-2009, 12:17 AM

I remember some from exoddus Like
"SHUT YER PIE HOLE!!!
"Drink Nice cold Depressing soulstorm brew."
I also remember that sign for scrab o rama-

SCRAB-O-RAMA
FEEL-The gentile caress of a fleech tounge.
SEE-Clumsy mudokons get attacked by scrabs.
HEAR-the popping of slurgs under feet.

moxco · #35 06-11-2009, 03:10 AM

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you posting here about isnt relevent eather though

only 29 spam related mesages this week, keep up the hard work drag0nbane442

Probably the funniest thing I've heard you say.

_oddhead · #36 06-11-2009, 04:18 AM

"Depressed? ..then work harder!"

RoryF · #37 08-26-2009, 04:42 AM

I thought somebody would've posted this one...
"scrab cakes they'll cost ya' an arm an' a leg!"
Also, the slig says it in one of the M.O.M vids. Not sure which one though

Josh · #38 08-26-2009, 04:58 AM

The results justify the means. Or something like that in AO...

RoryF · #39 08-26-2009, 05:02 AM

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The results justify the means. Or something like that in AO...

I think someone already posted that.

MeechMunchie · #40 08-26-2009, 05:03 AM

The profits justify the means.
New improved Soulstorm Brew...Twice the flavour...Twice the bones...Twice the price!

RoryF · #41 08-26-2009, 05:07 AM

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New improved Soulstorm Brew...Twice the flavour...Twice the bones...Twice the price!

I liked that one because it's twice the price.

***Nate*** · #42 08-26-2009, 05:07 AM

You mean 'The profits justify the means'?

Please, people. If you're not going to bother finding the correct quote, please don't bother posting.

EDIT: about five people posted in between me reading the post and replying. The point still stands.

RoryF · #43 08-26-2009, 05:14 AM

I remember one "You are not the only one who can hide in shadows"

MeechMunchie · #44 08-26-2009, 05:16 AM

That was a game hint though. It's not really funny.

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I liked that one because it's twice the price.

Really? I thought the 'improved' was hilarious.[/sarcasm]

RoryF · #45 08-26-2009, 05:18 AM

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Really? I thought the 'improved' was hilarious.[/sarcasm]

I like improved too because it probably isn't.

MeechMunchie · #46 08-26-2009, 05:37 AM

Dear god, he's too damn innocent!
EDiT: Apparently he's 11, and his favorite show is Spongebob Squarepants.

RoryF · #47 08-26-2009, 06:07 AM

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That was a game hint though. It's not really funny.

It's not a hint it's in red writing. I am 11 as well.

Josh · #48 08-26-2009, 06:19 AM

Somebody younger than me! Whoo!
I feel old now...

RoryF · #49 08-26-2009, 06:40 AM

I got one "Vykkers labs molding the future out of you" that one freaked me out.

MeechMunchie · #50 08-26-2009, 09:05 AM

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It's not a hint it's in red writing.

Some of the red LCD messages are hints, but are less instructive than the green ones. They are hints that are not required to complete the game, but are required to save all the Mudokons. 'You are not the only one who can hide in the shadows' tells you to look for them in the black areas in front of columns, and 'When a Slig shouts "Look out!" the wise Mudokon hits the deck' tells you how to shoot Sligs without killing Mudokons. There are also ones like 'Run, Abe! The Sligs will shoot you on sight!' and 'Do it, Abe... do it now!'.

RoryF · #51 08-26-2009, 09:44 AM

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Some of the red LCD messages are hints, but are less instructive than the green ones. They are hints that are not required to complete the game, but are required to save all the Mudokons. 'You are not the only one who can hide in the shadows' tells you to look for them in the black areas in front of columns, and 'When a Slig shouts "Look out!" the wise Mudokon hits the deck' tells you how to shoot Sligs without killing Mudokons. There are also ones like 'Run, Abe! The Sligs will shoot you on sight!' and 'Do it, Abe... do it now!'.

Oh well then... well most red ones are jokes.