The five word story Part II

[alf's brother's mate]

Hello and welcome to the five word story PART II.
For those who do not know what the five word story is, please pay attention.
Over a series of posts posted by multiple users of the forums, a story will be crafted.. The title is fairly self explanitary, in that everyone may make a five word post involved with the story. There is mainly one character, who everyone contibutes to.

E.g

:: There was once a guy...

:: called jim. He liked to...

:: shoot creatures with his slingshot...

:: but one faithfull day, in...

:: the deepest part of the...

:: ancient forest, jim saw a...

etc. etc.

So i hope you get the jist. Just a couple of rules though...

1. One post at a time, leave the next part of the story for someone else.

2. If you see someone starting to get a good idea, then do your best to help push this idea in the right way.

3. NO FLAMING OR SPAMMING! The previous version was moving along well before someone made references to intern rape which is no laughing matter i can assure you.

Everybody sitting comfortably?
Then i shall begin...

IC:

There was once a guy...

ABM

[OANST]

We already have multiple shitty versions of this thread. Also, if you want it to be Oddworld related then you should put this in the RPG section or at least some part of Fan Corner. If I really was a mod, I would do it for you.

Apparently I moved it to my domain.

[alf's brother's mate]

Nope i have edited it so that it isn't just oddworld as the oddworld version became slightly restrictive...

ABM