If you could rape anyone, who would it be?

OANST · #1 05-20-2008, 03:40 PM

If you could rape anyone in the world and get away with it, who would it be?

This should be interesting.

Anonyman! · #2 05-20-2008, 03:49 PM

You my big, hairy man.

(Mods, please let this one live. It's not TECHNICALLY random stupidity. It has a topic and everything. So, from the bottom of my heart, let this beast roam free.)

OANST · #3 05-20-2008, 03:51 PM

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You my big, hairy man.

(Mods, please let this one live. It's not TECHNICALLY random stupidity. It has a topic and everything. So, from the bottom of my heart, let this beast roam free.)

I am unrapeable. I gives it away.

***Wil*** · #4 05-20-2008, 03:51 PM

Are we limited to picking one person?

OANST · #5 05-20-2008, 03:52 PM

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Are we limited to picking one person?

No, sir. Have fun with it.

Anonyman! · #6 05-20-2008, 03:55 PM

Fine. Myself. It's like, technically impossible by all definitions. I'd unravel the universe in it's entirety, causing geese to shit gophers that vomit bottles of fried fetus.

OANST · #7 05-20-2008, 03:58 PM

I think I would travel back in time and rape Joan of Arc. She was a fighter.

Mac Sirloin · #8 05-20-2008, 04:01 PM

BEST

THREAD

EVER

used:) · #9 05-20-2008, 04:02 PM

Abby

...Dalton

Anonyman! · #10 05-20-2008, 04:02 PM

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BEST

THREAD

EVER

METHINKS SOMETHING

If you constantly type in all caps, you probably are a very loud talker. Just a guess. This means that your mouth will be wide most of the time. Mmmm.

I changed my mind guys...

OANST · #11 05-20-2008, 04:04 PM

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Abby

...Dalton

I see what you did there. Dangerous ground you walk on, sir. Dangerous ground, indeed.

Mac Sirloin · #12 05-20-2008, 04:05 PM

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METHINKS SOMETHING

If you constantly type in all caps, you probably are a very loud talker. Just a guess. This means that your mouth will be wide most of the time. Mmmm.

I changed my mind guys...

YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM OF KASTERE'S RESPONSE

912344098765498654 DAMAGE TAKEN

NESS DOWN

POO DOWN

PAULA DOWN

JEFF DOWN

ANONYMAN DOWN

GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER

Anonyman! · #13 05-20-2008, 04:06 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANNA RAEP JOOOO

*dies*

OANST · #14 05-20-2008, 04:09 PM

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YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM OF KASTERE'S RESPONSE

912344098765498654 DAMAGE TAKEN

NESS DOWN

POO DOWN

PAULA DOWN

JEFF DOWN

ANONYMAN DOWN

GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER

You want to rape Earthbound characters? Sick shit, you are.

Mac Sirloin · #15 05-20-2008, 04:12 PM

TIME TO REPOST THIS

Wings of Fire · #16 05-20-2008, 04:14 PM

I would rape all of your matriarchs 30 years ago, causing such internal damage that nothing could spawn you lot.

Militant protestation ftw.

Anonyman! · #17 05-20-2008, 04:14 PM

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TIME TO REPOST THIS

DEAR GOD I CAME SO HARD IT SHOT THROUGH MY DESK AND WALL

***Wil*** · #18 05-20-2008, 04:22 PM

I should have closed this immediately. Trust the three least worthwhile posters to jump at this thread. OWF may not have much to pride itself in right now, but that’s no reason for you to push your luck by pushing down any remaining walls of decency you can find. If you haven’t been anticipating any kind of reprimand recently, then we’ve really not been doing our jobs.