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Strike Witch · #31 04-29-2008, 01:30 AM

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I didn't...

Baaawww, I really AM the forgotten mod

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Swap? You can be the pissy girl who demands attention.

***Wil*** · #32 04-29-2008, 01:49 AM

No one seems to be remotely as outraged as we were drunkenly hoping. We were expecting accusations of scandal and foul play. I guess we’ve chased away all the sensitive types already.

Bullet Magnet · #33 04-29-2008, 02:00 AM

You mean I was just part of a prank to piss off all the members?

Aww.

Laser · #34 04-29-2008, 07:08 AM

Well Max we were all probably expecting that BM would become a mod.

Thus, if you chose someone more outragous like...Cream for instance and turned her into a "Mod" then their would be more outrage

Matriar · #35 04-29-2008, 11:40 AM

I got a question. Do you have to ask kindly to become a Mod, or how does it work?
Just wonder. I don't really wanna become one...

Strike Witch · #36 04-29-2008, 01:19 PM

Then why ask the question? :/

Bullet Magnet · #37 04-29-2008, 02:53 PM

What you have to do is be invited by one of the current staffers to a real-life meeting in an undisclosed location. There you find yourself unwittingly engaged in a really weird initiation ceremony. Mine involved a condom filled with Tabasco Sauce and one of those power socket converters you take on holiday with you to foreign countries so you can bring your appliances with you. It was quite bizarre and disturbing, not really worth it to become moderator, to be honest. Beyond that, I'm not actually allowed to disclose the details. For legal reasons. Or else the rest of the staff could get into trouble.

Matriar · #38 04-29-2008, 03:38 PM

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Then why ask the question? :/

Curiosity will kill me one day.

Strike Witch · #39 04-29-2008, 09:44 PM

Only if you're reckless about your curiosity.

T-nex · #40 04-30-2008, 11:28 AM

Matriar wants to be a mod!

Anyway, congrats BM... I thought it was weird it didnt already happen though. O well.

***Wil*** · #41 04-30-2008, 11:41 AM

Everyone thinks this is overdue?

Wow. Worst fucking with everyone ever.

***Nate*** · #42 04-30-2008, 11:55 AM

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You mean I was just part of a prank to piss off all the members?

Aww.

Well, we got Alcar drunk two nights ago and tried to convince him to take it back (when Max was out of the room). No dice. I guess we're stuck with you then.

Bullet Magnet · #43 04-30-2008, 03:08 PM

Ah. Treachery. I see.

mitsur · #44 04-30-2008, 04:05 PM

My heartiest congratulations to BM. Althought we all knew it was going to happen eventually, due to his immense knowledge in Oddworld matters and other sciences.

***Wil*** · #45 05-01-2008, 03:53 AM

That really had nothing to do with it. You’re all fools!

***Nate*** · #46 05-01-2008, 03:16 PM

Ironically, from what I hear, BM was the only one in the room not sharing a bed that night...

***Wil*** · #47 05-01-2008, 03:38 PM

Yet had he stayed another night… Huggles’d be nothing…
You still win this thread. Arsenate.

Bullet Magnet · #48 05-01-2008, 04:25 PM

Moon Market merchants sell a bottled scent to cutpurses and other criminals, I reply, a thought gathered in desperation. Those doused in the liquid become "griffin bait."

***Nate*** · #49 05-01-2008, 04:34 PM

***Wil*** · #50 05-01-2008, 04:42 PM

Stop spamming.

Splat · #51 05-01-2008, 06:27 PM

You people worry me.

What gets me is the suddenness of it more than anything. Not all that long ago we were onto the age-old Employee Lounge discussion of their being too many mods and some of them would have to be assassinated.
But nevermind, congraturation BM; sorry I didn't overcome my laziness to say it before.

As for the induction, rest assured the worst happened after they got you drunk.
We have photos.