You know your obsessed when:
You try to make your own oddworld game (check)
Your scared to death of dogs and believe there owners are sligs.
You build and try to play a chimelock in your school choir.
You make your skin blue.
You think of unarmed people as Glukkons.
You comfort someone who cant walk by saying they can get special pants or even a helicopter.
You comfort depressed people and slap angry people.
You flush worms thinking there Fleeches.
You chop off two legs off a mule and try to ride them like an Elum.
You don't drink any brews, thinking you'll get addicted.
You cut off both your arms, paint yourself red, make two plastic legs and grown an underbite trying to be a scrab.
You cut off a hand, stick it on your face and pretend your a paramite.
You refuse to eat caviar, pleading the gabbits are extinct.
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With a coke in hand Linkin Park in my ears and meaningless crap pouring from my mouth I sit, eternally pondering but never acting. YAAAAAAAY!!!
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