Corrupt a wish thread!

[Alf Shall Rise]

Your eyeballs don't ache anymore, now your head does. AND you are forced to only post about your cold.

I wish Marvak would get on the chat for the twenty minutes I have. =P

[Marvak]

Granted, but you don't tell me which chat it is, and go on the wrong one.

I wish for moolah.

[Alf Shall Rise]

*Gives you a cow* What? Oh sorry I only heard moo.

I wish for the end of humanity.

[Patrick Vykkers]

Granted, but only Democrats are left, and we all know how that goes..

I wish Marvak would finish the art I requested.

[Laser]

he does but its crap
(no offence)

I wish i had a chocolate house in antartica

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

You can't eat it, and when you try to, your tongue sticks to it. And Antarctica is too unbearably cold to live in.

I wish I could do some big dramatic Stranger's Wrath roleplay with someone.

[Marvak]

It fizzles out and dies, and you resort to repeatedly having cybersex and randomly blowing each other up.

I wish that I had a burrito.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

It gives you gas and Cal doesn't want to go near you.

I wish I could do more of the intern yaoi fic instead of going to the bathroom.

[Alf Shall Rise]

Huzzah! Granted! While you're doing more intern yaoi fic, you read over and find out you accidently made a yuri fic!

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

[Marvak]

Granted, but the wish-granter takes it to the extreme, and now you can never make any wishes ever again! Making the magic lantern useless!

I wish I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Everyone gets sick of eating asparagus and blames you. You are now left with the debt of finishing a ton of asparagus by yourself.

I wish Marvak would say something about the PM I gave her....I'm an attention hoe.