Glukkons

[Meech the Fleech]

Ever wonder how the Glukkons became dominant over oddworld when they have no arms to do anything.....on to the question, wait, how do you think the Glukkons conquered over sligs an etc. for their use?

[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

Glukkons do have arms. They walk on their hands, and their feet dangle at elbow level because they have such tiny legs. The clothing they wear makes them look as if they have no arms.

The workers Sligs wouldn't work for the Glukks if they had a choice, but they don't. Queen Skillya was the only evil Slig Queen (all her sisters were nice), and she became tempted by the Glukkons' large amounts of money, and made a deal with them; the Glukks killed all her sister Queens so that Skillya would have no competition, and she supplied the Glukks with Slig slaves. And if the Sligs rebel, they get in trouble with Skillya. So that's why they work, even though the poor things get a really bad deal out of it.

The Glukkons became powerful in the first place because their only real competition was the Muds, who didn't realise how powerful they actually were, and so were easily overthrown.

Have some sympathy for the Glukks, though. They only became so bitter towards the Muds when the handprint appeared on the moon, which made the Muds claim that the moon was theirs and that they were the dominant species. Imagine how devastating that would feel to the Glukkons, who had the moon as one of the central parts of their religion at that time.

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

yup. Yeah, I wonder. A slig can just shoot them. What can a glukkon do? Have telepathic head brain power? Oooooo. Reminds me of A Bug's Life Movie with the ants and the grasshoppers.

[ June 02, 2001: Message edited by: PinkHaired Mudokon CWR ]

[Joe the Intern]

if the sligs shoot any glukkons, the other glukkons tell skillya. the sligs that shoot any glukkons get in deep trouble with skillya.

[Danny]

zakly. what the sligs need is a hero...

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

well glukkons can tell maggie! She's fatter and uglier!

[Black Dragon]

Yes, I believe Middlesboogie explained it all. I have sympathy for them, though, because the Muds beat 'em up or whatever for their beliefs, so it is natural, I guess, to hold a deep grudge over that.

[ June 03, 2001: Message edited by: Black Dragon ]

[freakyLA]

well and erm what did I want to say?

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

ya know, i think skillya is better than Maggie! I mean, she's fat and gross! I made a song dedicated to her..wanna here it?
*brings out mic, mic squeeks*
ahem:

Maggie
your teeth are thick and yellow!
Maggie,
you smell like old petroleum jello!
Maggie,
you are so fatty
what came out of your behind, i pity them, becuase it probably disgustes theeem!

Skillya? I dunno what she looks like but i bet she is spiffy

[Meech the Fleech]

???? whos maggie and skillya? (yeh im late i know)

[Lampion]

Maggie or Queen Margareth is the mother of the Glukkons. She is in charge of the Magog Cartel, a comercial-crimminal franchise that takes control of several facilities, including Rupture Farms, Necrum Mines Co., Barracks, Feeco Depot, Bonewerkz, Soulstorm Brew, Flub Fuels, Splinterz, just to point a few. Here is a production image of how Maggie possibly looks like:



Skillya is a Slig Queen. So far OWI has released very few lines of information about the Slig's mommy. No picture was released so far, and chances are that we will hear more about her when Munch's Exoddus, the next adventure of the Gabbit guy, finally come out.

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

HEY! I'm EATING HERE!LOL! The mucus butt is grossing me out. I just lost my lunch *throws sandwhich away*

[Sal the Mudokon]

that farzad has a sick imagination!!

God bless em!

[Joe the Intern]

even if you didnt see her ass it wouldnt be the most beautiful picture in the world so to speak

[Glukinator]

Ever wonder how the Glukkons became dominant over oddworld when they have no arms to do anything.....on to the question, wait, how do you think the Glukkons conquered over sligs an etc. for their use?

Because Glukkons RULE! Especially the Glukinator!

[OANST]

You brought this back for that? FOR THAT? What is wrong with you?

[used:)]

Because Glukkons RULE! Especially the Glukinator!

No, the Gukinator sucks balls, in large quantities. In fact, he's just a stupid little cunt mouthed fucker who yells at people when they try to help him.

[OANST]

I said Goddamn!

[magic9mushroom]

Stupid replies to a stupid resurrection don't help guys.
So this isn't spam, I reckon there will be a Slig hero who overthrows Skillya.

[used:)]

Dude, this topic was created 5 years ago. Who honestly gives a shit about what was talked about 5 years ago? If they want to discuss it again, they can make a new topic and let this one rest.

[magic9mushroom]

Exactly. Don't criticize him as this topic is still interesting, at least for him.

[Slig_Cake]

hahahhaha glukinators random post gave me a good laugh...and then used comment after it

No, the Gukinator sucks balls, in large quantities. In fact, he's just a stupid little cunt mouthed fucker who yells at people when they try to help him.

hahahha

Anyway sligs and mudokons are just dumarses. Look at the examples of Autocratic regimes in the past and try and see how smart their working class people were, despite them being the majority.

[Xavier]

don't ever bring back 5 years old topics...
you are answering to people that aren't here anymore