Glukkon position assignments
Welcome fellow gluk , to this fee co depot. enrolment form! please fill out the following so we can assign you a place in the ever growing economy of the magog cartel !
do it.
now.
general dripik
1. What statement most suits you?
A. smart as elum dung
B. smoker of cheap fags
C. he who tries
D. momma gluk would be proud
E. dictator of oddworld.
2. what annoys you the most ?
A. when your watching t.v , and the remote is juuuust out of yur reach. so you cant be bothered getting up , and have to watch a full season of "the watching paint dry " t.v series.
B. when you try to score a slam dunk , and find out your playing rugby league.
C. Trying to do everything right in order to gain social status
D. running out of " lung buster " cigars.
E. never having a mudokon around to scrub your feet.
3. What do you enjoy the most?
A. sleeping on the job
B. hearing the word "tomatoes"
C. getting lots and lots o moolah
D. hearing the sorrowful , yet fufilling screams ofa mudokon being whipped.
E. nearly drowning in all your $$$$$!
4. What is your ideal source of transportation?
A. duuuuuh , who is this " Trans poor tashun " fellow your talkin about?
B. a rubbish bin . doubles as yer home aswell!
c. a nice limo , nothing more.
D. A personal motorcade , consisting of 33 sligs , and 3 limos.
E. A blimp that doubles as a holiday beach house , and a casino.
5. What of the below is closest to your current job?
A. Whats a job?
B. official envelope licker.
C. Middle class average joe
D. I own a line of fast food outlets.
E. Dude , i INVENTED fast food!
6. whats your idea of a comfort zone?
A. in the local gutter.
B. having a good dump on the loo , while smoking and reading the latest " playboy "
C. sitting around a table with yer mates playing a game of poker.
D. In your pure glass office , looking at all the land you own.
E. Looking from your solid gold spaceship , looking at all the world you own.
7. What would you like to see more of?
A. 3 ply toilet paper in public toilets.
B. Tomatoes
C. mudokon slaves
D. mudokon executions
E. nothing . You dont " like " to see. You just get someone else to do it.
mostly A's - lazy lazy lazy , your a pud , shame on you!
Mostly B's - your easily impressed , and find words like " tomatoes " funny . Your a chump.
Mostly C's - your climbing up the status ladder! but right now your just a wannabe
Mostly D's - I see you have a great future in our company , mr big cheese!
Mostly E's - i am entirely at your service , glockstar!
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I just have a nice social status.
that's a good start though
And after that, get me some food! I'm hungry! 
