I've found that since learning aikido I can take anyone out, regardless of how big they are... so I decided to put that to the test and try flooring this guy who gave me trouble cause I was tresspassing on this abandoned site, he looked about 300lbs, maybe more, he was a BIG guy, much bigger than Dipstikk, arms like tree trunks, legs like oak boughs, belly rings like monstertruck tires. Anyway I went back there, found the guy, and he noticed me and started shouting.
So what do I do? Walk up to him very calmly but quite well paced. Stop short of him, side on, floor him - BAM, hits the floor at around 40 mph, I walk off and leave him there. Not a problem at all, in fact he didn't stand a chance. He wasn't hard to move, yet he could probably lift a car up without a jack.
I was quite pleased with myself because it must've looked like something out of the Matrix - little skinny thing like me effortlessly taking out a big guy like him. But it goes to show that it's all about technique... every single fight I've ever been involved in since then has been stunningly short lived, with my opponents ending up getting well acquainted with the floor within a matter of a few seconds.
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