The Burger King King

Dark Oddworld · #1 05-15-2005, 07:39 PM

Has anyone seen those Burger King commercial's with that creepy ass king in them. There all disturbing and creepy. But the new one with Darth Vader and the king breathing at each other was darn funny. What do you guys think of the creepy faced king.

tentacle_orgy · #2 05-15-2005, 07:47 PM

I don't like that king...He creeps the Hell out of me....

Billy Cripner · #3 05-15-2005, 07:52 PM

he's in peoples bedrooms when they wake up, that's kinda creepy

tentacle_orgy · #4 05-15-2005, 07:57 PM

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he's in peoples bedrooms when they wake up, that's kinda creepy

It's amazing that the people don't flip out when they see the creepy king staring at them, with that creepy fake smile of his...That would be enough to give me nightmares for a long time....

Abe16 · #5 05-15-2005, 08:12 PM

I shiver from fright whenever i see his hideous ugly face. Where's mister Snuggles!? lol.

Dark Oddworld · #6 05-15-2005, 08:26 PM

I wonder where the hell did they get that idea.

Nepharski · #7 05-15-2005, 10:13 PM

What do I think of the king? I'll tell you...no wait, I'll show you.

Any questions?

Dino · #8 05-16-2005, 12:08 AM

Mmmmm buuurrger kiiiing.

I really wanna try their new crispy bagette burgers... especially the spicy one, I like spicy things.

Large whopper meal and coke after a days work... nothing beats it.

soulstice · #9 05-16-2005, 07:21 AM

I like the spicy bean burgers, probably because they have nothing else for vegetarians, but oh well.

sligster · #10 05-17-2005, 03:15 PM

KING BURGER WHAT

I love the King. How can anyone hate him and his somewhat suggestive way of delivering delicious goodness?

Kimon · #11 05-17-2005, 03:24 PM

That guy scares the hell outta me...

Odd Trusting · #12 05-17-2005, 03:24 PM

But what you don't see in Nepharski's comic is the part where he comes back to life to kill the guy who shoot him. I mean God, in that one commerical see him at one end of the field and the next on your doorstep and not to mention the fact that it is completely silent as this happens, that is something you only see in a horror film. Accutally it is very successful marketing like the creepy Quizno's hamster demons, you remember it. You remember Buger King because on that rather disturbing commerial. If I was to awake with him in the room, I don't even wanna think about it, but if he had a egg and cheese cresant half tosted and fluffy he couldn't be complete evil, unless after the commerial is over they find out its poisined and they all die, and the ones who survive through medical attention he comes after and buchers them and seels their organs to an organ farm and hangs their skins in his castle, and who is going to stop him he is a king you know, an monarch, off with your head.

sligster · #13 05-17-2005, 03:28 PM

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Accutally it is very successful marketing like the creepy Quizno's hamster demons, you remember it. .

the Quiznos rats are called Spongmonkeys. Before Quiznos, they were in a number of internet cartoons where they sang. They were rather hilarious, and fairly popular, which is why Quiznos hired the creator to do a song for Quiznos.

And that's the story behind the Quiznos rats.

Odd Trusting · #14 05-17-2005, 03:36 PM

Then again there are many ways to make a marketing device sucessful. For example if someone made a commerical with some Greek guy saying like this: "ummm...peanut butter and crack.................visit Franks where we say yes to every deal!" I grantee everybody would remember that if it where to happen. You but something random on, and well people remember it

ANN NEELY · #15 05-17-2005, 03:38 PM

Oh, THAT thing? That thing scares the sh*t outta me! Man, if I saw THAT thing out my window, I'd turn him over to a cut-off-your-toes style collection agency...I don't know why BK had to get some nightmare-enducing king. Why doesn't anyone ever use the good ol' KOT?

Abe16 · #16 05-23-2005, 04:11 PM

I just saw a commercial of burger king, darth vader was staring at the burger King King and the burger king King was staring blanklessly into vader's eyes. My head hurts now.

Ajiellyn · #17 05-23-2005, 05:28 PM

You guys have to see this: http://www.sithsense.com/

My friends showed me that, and it's cool, but then the burger king guy walks out from the background to whisper something to Darth Vader sometimes, and he leaves. The first time I saw that happen I was so freaked out. ._. I hadn't seen him until then.

sligster · #18 05-23-2005, 05:50 PM

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You guys have to see this: http://www.sithsense.com/

My friends showed me that, and it's cool, but then the burger king guy walks out from the background to whisper something to Darth Vader sometimes, and he leaves. The first time I saw that happen I was so freaked out. ._. I hadn't seen him until then.

lol, that's cool.

Abe16 · #19 05-23-2005, 07:45 PM

That was.... amusing.

Coolmanbizkit · #20 05-25-2005, 09:30 AM

Vader read my mind!