the end of oddworld -

stingbee · #31 04-13-2005, 07:49 AM

you idiot gluks shouted mr glocker one of our scrubs has escaped in a vechile you never know what he could be up to

Fuzzleman54321 · #32 04-13-2005, 08:15 AM

"Attation attation! I want them ablterated! Kill kyle's freinds but bring kyle to me. I have a suprise for him!" Leny says into the microphone.

stingbee · #33 04-13-2005, 09:11 AM

no ya idiot we want all of them alive so we can question them says mr glocker and slig get me a cigar

Abe16 · #34 04-13-2005, 02:24 PM

"hmmm, slig! Go fetch me my portable map of the building screen." Jeremy said. "Got it boss, errr, here." The slig said. "hmm, ahh there they are. Running toward the main factyroy vaults. Go get'em." Jeremy said.

stingbee · #35 04-14-2005, 12:14 AM

interns on the turrets now get em down use all our forces mr glocker shouted through the micropone

T-nex · #36 04-14-2005, 04:39 AM

"Wow.. that was close.." Kyle said.

some of his friends had gotten with him.

"So what now? How do we stop the gluks?" the friend asked.

"Well, i was thinking about the natives. They usually have some good warriors, and i think they will help us when they hear about mudos being destroyed." Kyle said.

They drove farther and farther away from the factory, and soon it would only be a small spot on the horizon.

stingbee · #37 04-14-2005, 04:44 AM

haha they ran away like chicken's laughed mr glocker they'll never come back and nothing can stop me now haha slig get me a cigar and a cocktail I fancy relaxing with out any disturbments right away boss said the slig

Abe16 · #38 04-15-2005, 03:15 PM

"AHhh, life is good. Slig, fetch me some wine." Jeremy said. "Here boss.' The slig said. "what! They made it to the factory vaults!" Jeremy hesitaded. " Don't worry boss, they won't know the code." The slig said. Meanwhile....
"Access, applied" The vault said.

stingbee · #39 04-16-2005, 12:55 AM

how the hell did they know that said mr glocker this isn't going as I planed send out the slogs and greter's

glocker watches the cctv cameras zzzzzaaaaaaappppppppppp

hahaha he won't be gong anywhere now chered mr glocker

Abe16 · #40 04-16-2005, 09:14 AM

"There! They won't be partieing tonight!" Jeremy said. He went into his office and slept.

stingbee · #41 04-16-2005, 09:19 AM

mr glocker woke up to a banging and walks into jeremys room

jeremy stop that banging shouted mr glocker

Abe16 · #42 05-03-2005, 06:19 PM

"*Nore* wha-! What banging!? i'm sleepin' here!" Jeremy said. "Now go back to your room and get some sleep," Jeremy said and pushed a button making sligs go to where the muds were lasted sighted. "There, i'll even send a squadron to check on the muds if you're worring, Now let me sleep if ya don't mind!" Jeremy said.

stingbee · #43 05-04-2005, 07:12 AM

"hmmmmmmmmmm strange he said and went back to his room".
when mr glocker was sleeping the banging again then the alram went off.
"jeremy wake up you idiot we have intruders again and it could be those scum natives.

Abe16 · #44 05-04-2005, 07:17 AM

"Huh? uhoh." jeremy said. "Help!" Jeremy screamed. "What is it sir!?" the slig said. "Open that door!" jeremy commanded. The slig rammed into the door and it was knocked down. 'Let's go," Jeremy said. "uhhhh, right boss," The slig said. Jeremy was hopping toward the barracks, he finally made it. "Attention all troops, report to your bunks, grab your pants, get your guns and masks and get ready to shoot those filthy scrubs!!!"
Jeremy said.

stingbee · #45 05-04-2005, 09:33 AM

"well of course they are filthy,you would if you were on the floor all day".anyway get em,and if we do we can burn em into ashes hahaha then we wipe out mudos,but we can't until they are gone hhhhhrrrrrrr.

Abe16 · #46 05-04-2005, 01:39 PM

"*click* Freeze!" A slig said. 'hands up" The slig said again. "Call Albert Einstein because I just made the perfect plan, no scrubs could wipe out 20 sligs!" jeremy said. but unfortuantly he was wroooooooooooooong. Those sligs were now knocked unconsious.

T-nex's Edit:
Ok... That was so FUKING godmoding. It's things like these that makes me mad. STOP IT! No there were 20 sligs, and they killed Jeremy. How about that?
This RP is so FRIGGIN stupid. I'm closing it.

stingbee · #47 05-05-2005, 08:19 AM

ah shoot said mr glocker,get the muds then come to the meeting room.I think we can take off and collect our moolah and then finally peace at last.

T-nex · #48 05-05-2005, 10:29 AM

No grammar, no fuking will to make a good story out of this RP. Poerplaying, Controling the other's charcters. This is the best excuse to close this thread... which i'm going to do.

*closed*