FIGHT THE POWER..or.....BE THE POWER

[Ultra Slig Man]

"C'mon guys the boss is being paranoid again"groaned thorton
*sligs all move into defensive formation with thoton at the head of the formation*
after about 15 minutes of standing there general mist realizes that all he accomplised was to make his troops look like a bunch of idiots
"See boss you were just seeing thin.....GAAAH!" Thorton screamed as an arrow pierced he left shoulder.
"Ok....maybe...you..were right this time"

[The Big Cheese]

"TOLD YOU!!!.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!...get me out of here!!!"
"ahhhhhhh yes sir"
*a flying slig comes down picks me up and takes me away*
"if you make it back thorten......you will be promoted!!!!"
:thinks in head:/hmmmmm i think ill unleash my machine when i get back\end thaught:

[Fuzzleman54321]

"FIRE!" Lim said. Another arrow flew and hit the flying slig thet was carrieing Genaral mist. Then the threw a bomb and killed all sligs except thoten.

[The Big Cheese]

"oh no....THORTEN RETREAT WE WILL GET SOME MORE BIG BRO,S LATER!!!,NOW GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!"
*thorten grabbs me and take me back to base*
"*sigh*...well now we gotta get more of your brothers.....get on the phone to the vykers and tell em to send some more up from vyjers labs!"

[mudling]

billin: come on, lets chant! (starts chanting) we'll catch those sligs!

[The Big Cheese]

"ok heres your order of 15 big bro,s.....now weres the money?" said the vyker
"oh yeah heres your money...GET HIM!"
*the big bro,s beat the vyker till he is dead*
"he he he he....ok lets go kick but!!"
*the sligs and the general march out*

[Ultra Slig Man]

"Well that felt pretty good" said Thorten after he got done beating the Vykers to an unrecognizable pulp
*He, the general, and the other sligs walked back outside to see a surprising large number of muds ready for battle*
"this looks fun, you might wanna take cover boss" *thorten then threw mist behind a large rock*

[The Big Cheese]

"ahhhhhhhhhhhh...UFF"
*speaks on loud speaker*
"OK BOYS....GET THEM FILTY SCUM.....OR NO STEROIDS..."
"oh and thorten....that promotion i was talking about..you got it...your in charge of these sligs....NOW GET TO WORK!"

[mudling]

bilin: there is a bunch of explosive rocks and dinamite near those canoens, lets go and get them!
( he fire his spooce bow, hitting a dangerous machine, electrocuting everything around it)
bilin: lets get a move on!

[Ultra Slig Man]

Thorten: "Ahhh man thats one big bro and five regualr sligs down in that one shot...... *runs and grabs loudspeaker form mist* "HEY! EVERYONE STILL INSIDE SHUT DOWN THE POWER OUT HERE! *all machines in the area then shut down to prevent the muds from frying to many more sligs*
"Now take this" *Thorten walked up to the front line of battle and pulled out his trademark dual blitzpackers and mowed down ten muds in about 15 seconds*

[Fuzzleman54321]

"gulp!" Lim gulped as he was cornerd by them. "errrrrr...... Maybe we could talk this through?" "bye bye stipid mudokon!" Thorten said and pointed his gun at him!

[Ultra Slig Man]

BLAM!
Lim was knocked unconcious by Thorten's shot and was dragged inside to bbe put to work as toilet bowl scrubber

[T-nex]

this is old... and i'd hate to see this thread revived...

*closed*