Alcar's Bitch is reserved for those who really are my bitches. Unfortunately, only one is a member here, and he hasn't erm, posted a great deal *cough*. Others include hobo, who polishes my wallaby.
And no custom title for you Dino. You have to earn it, not too mention have at least slept with me once.
Oh, and A Flock of Seagulls, I absolutely LOVE your signature
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