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GET BACK !! i got an iPOD here and i am not afraid to use it!


 
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04-14-2005, 06:25 PM
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GET BACK !! i got an iPOD here and i am not afraid to use it!
A buddy just sent me this news blurp.

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/rumo...d_killing.html

Wow, some people are so creative, i never would have thought to use an iPod
to beat someone to death. Oh, do check out the reason the woman gave for this little indiscretion.

Any one have any alternative uses for music players ( other than annoying your
parents ) ?

Let`s hear them.
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04-14-2005, 06:29 PM
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First music, now murder. Oh, what will they think of next?
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04-14-2005, 06:44 PM
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First music, now murder. Oh, what will they think of next?
Oh please don't let it be something sexual.

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Hah, wow... She must have really loved her music collection. I'd be so pissed off if someone erased my music, especially since I have dial-up and a slow computer in general, but I don't think I'd actually kill someone over it...

Man, iPods are great.
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04-14-2005, 08:40 PM
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Man, iPods are great.
Too bad they're now going to be banned on planes...

*Click, click.*

This is your captain speaking. Please turn off all electronic-...lady, turn off your...well we have to land...but w- *THWACK!*

*Plane drives into the ground.*
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04-14-2005, 11:19 PM
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Wow, some people are so creative, i never would have thought to use an iPod
to beat someone to death. Oh, do check out the reason the woman gave for this little indiscretion.
Well, logically most items can be used to bludgeon someone to death. But this is still amusing...

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Oh please don't let it be something sexual.
It probably will be.
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04-15-2005, 02:03 AM
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Is that actually real? Because I can't help noticing 'rumormill' in the URL, and the quote about the 'stabbing' seems odd...
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04-15-2005, 03:43 AM
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Is that actually real? Because I can't help noticing 'rumormill' in the URL, and the quote about the 'stabbing' seems odd...
YOU ARE RIGHT! After a closer look at the site it seems that it is a put up by
the clowns that make the liquid player, what ever that is.

feeling very stupid here, hides head in shame.
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04-15-2005, 04:06 PM
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iPods are cool. I carry one to school secretly.
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04-15-2005, 04:31 PM
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iPods are cool. I carry one to school secretly.
Hee, because of what this thread is about, it sounds like you carry a weapon to school secretly.
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You never know, he probably does.
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04-15-2005, 05:59 PM
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I do, I go in the Boys B. room and start looking for a song.
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If this is a joke, then it's sick. Death of any kind isn't funny, and if you find it funny then there is undoubtedly something wrong with you, IE not in touch with reality.
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I do, I go in the Boys B. room and start looking for a song.
I meant you probably take a weapon to school but never mind...
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If some one erased all my songs I would kill them too
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I'd be pretty pissed off if someone erased all of my songs but I probably wouldn't get too violent about it.
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iPods are cool. I carry one to school secretly.
Why the hell can't you take an iPod to school?
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04-16-2005, 03:21 AM
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You know which iPod will be used sexually, don't you? Yep, the Shuffle...
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According to Apple’s website, the iPod is partially made of a hard metal plate that’s been praised for it’s resistance to regular wear and tear, like drops and coffee spills.
Bull! It scratches on contact with air!
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I figured this was a joke straight away. You can't do much damage with something that weighs 150 grams.

Now try bludgeoning someone with an Xbox. That's more like it!
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Now that's a real killing machine!
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