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07-28-2001, 05:51 PM
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Pass the time add on
We all know how this works.

One day a slig called Grit was walking to his post in the stockyards. It was a bright moonlit night and Grit had bought along his friend Crag. When they reached the post Grit was surprised to see a small note stuck to the wall with chewing gum. It turned out to be...

A: a love letter

B: a lottery ticket

C: a chocolate wrapper

D: New orders
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07-30-2001, 06:33 AM
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a chocolate wrapper

Crag and Grit looked at the chocolate wrapper. Grit picked it up and to his surprise it turned into a...

A: Scrab cake

B: elum

C:BB slig

D:mudokon
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07-30-2001, 05:46 PM
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B: Elum

Being sligs Crag and Grit had a sence of mischief. They couldn't ride the Elum so they...

A: raped it

B: cooked it

C: fed it to a slog

D: told it a ghost story

[ July 30, 2001: Message edited by: Rich The Intern ]
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08-01-2001, 08:39 PM
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Raped it (Muahahahaha)

Afterwards they killed it and ate it. They enjoyed the experience and went to find...

A) Another Elum

B) A Scrab

C) A Mudokon

D) A High ranking Glukkon
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08-01-2001, 11:08 PM
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a high-ranking glukkon.

as they crept down the corridors towards the executive offices, a door opened, and out burst:

1) a high-ranking glukkon
2) a big monster
3) an irate half-chewed polo
4) all of the above
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08-03-2001, 06:01 AM
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2) A big monster

The monster grabbed Crag en Grit and taked them away. During the way, they fell asleep. (Don't ask me how, sligs just sleep everywhere). They awoke in...

1)The monsters nest
2)Scrabania
3)The slig barracks
4)The Mudomo vaults

[ August 03, 2001: Message edited by: Cool Paramite ]
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08-04-2001, 07:58 AM
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The Mudomo Vaults

because the monster was actually Abe and a few Mud friends dressed up and they wanted to see the nasty sligs get eaten by Paramites. Then, out of a nest jumped...

1. a large Paramite
2. Jeremy Beedle
3. a beach ball
4. a baby Paramite
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08-04-2001, 11:30 AM
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"Hi Abe" he says "U have been caught on Yo..."

As he was about to say the 3 wonderful words. Grit and Crag lept on him and shafted him raw. All of a sudden Abe turned into...

A) A double decker bus

B) A Beach babe

C) A Bondage Mistress

D) Gary Glitter
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