No, I want a pepperoni pizza. No, not cheese and tomato!! What?! WHAT DID YOU SAY?! No, you can shove it up your arse!!...
Oh, sorry about that. I was just ordering pizza. So anyway, welcome to Oddworld Forums! Please take the time to look at our brochure to read all the activities we have here, such as torturing, jumping into lakes that are infested with crocodiles, russian roulette. Yes, come on, let me hear the "whooooooo"s. Come on.... please
Yeah, this is Oddworld Forums. There aren't actually activities here for you to do, it's just kind of a place with words and stuff, and whining idiots, and the occasional insane person, and people with disorders so they can't help but shout out swear words, and artists, and authors, and comic-makers, and people with stupid avatars, and people with their "Big Gay Sig" sigs, and new people (like yourself), and people who spend their entire life on here, and people who have been here since this forum was first made. And list goes on and on.
That was a waste of my life...