This whole "carbs are the enemy" thing is pretty odd. I mean, fat and cholestrol are still there, folks, and they're no less worse than they were before. Seriously, I think if I tried the whole Atkins diet I would put on like ten pounds. Carbs are what I need. I'm always lazy because I'm always tired because I have a really low metabolism, so I think if I ate like a pound of sugar in the morning I could probably jog ten miles. Heh heh. Maybe I'll test that theory. What was I saying? Oh yeah. Carbs are my friends.
Sorry about that, Death. Um, please let the record show that I was dramatizing this whole thing shearly for my own amusement. I guess I should make it more clear when I'm being serious and when I'm joking. I am trying to be serious now. I think my problem is that I have fewer constraints when talking to people online because they don't know me, so I can kind of be a bit more free about expressing my opinions. Unfortunately, I'm so highly opinionated that I can kind of come off as... well, an idiot. Or a jerk. But that's really not what I'm like. So... sorry.
Volsung, are you sure you're 19? You sound smarter than most of the adults I know. Then again, were idiocy the norm, I suppose even a mildly intelligent person would sound brilliant. Anyway, I find your views extremely... um... good, and presented in a very professional manner. This is what I like about the web. I can ignore morons, should I so choose, and meet people as intelligent as I.
Burger King is selling bunless burgers?
I can't think of any words that can express the feeling I'm feeling right now. It's somewhere between disdain and extreme amusement. Or a combination of the two. People are actually going to go to a fast food joint and pay money for a bunless burger? Heh. Heh heh heh. Ah ha ha ha ha! Eeh-hee hee hee hee hee hee, oh, this is too funny! Just when I thought America could get no stupider! Waitasec... is it stupider or more stupid? Damn.