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11-22-2003, 08:48 AM
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Happy Oral vs. Anal vs. normal

oral
i dont like the taste, slips around alot.

anal
uncomfortable but has its advantages.

normal
perfect, very warm and always does it for me.




so, where do you think the perfect place for a thermometer to be placed is? this is a very serious matter as when your sick your body changes in temp all over. I think the normal place is best, it always has the right temp.
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11-22-2003, 01:04 PM
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at first...hehehe

I have one where it goes in your ear, you press the button, and kablam! it tells you your temperature.
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when i first saw this thread i thought it had to do with sex

um....i prefer oral, those ear ones freak me out, i have a phobia of things going near my ear ever since a baber cut a chunk of it out with scissors
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11-22-2003, 02:30 PM
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what ever gave you the idea it was about sex?
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11-22-2003, 03:40 PM
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Originally posted by ferill
what ever gave you the idea it was about sex?
That's what I was thinking.

What do you mean by normal.
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11-22-2003, 03:57 PM
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what i meant by normal was what place do you use most often. There are alot of places so i just called it "normal".
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I usually put the thermometer under my tongue for a few minutes. At the doctor's office they usually use one of those newer types and put it in your ear. But they arent usually as perfectly accurate.
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11-22-2003, 04:26 PM
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I thought this thread was going to be on an entirely different subject for the obvious reasons. Anyway, I like the kind that go in your ear because it's so fast. I hate having to wait really long with a thermometer under my tongue.

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11-22-2003, 09:27 PM
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Omg, Not Sex??? Dammit....

Well, my normal is under my tongue, so i go oral.
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You made the title on purpose Shame on you. Anyways, I don't think docters would use the ear kind if it wasn't accurate.

Anyways, oral.
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Umm... we don't do that thermometer crap here. We use them to tell the temperature of the room.
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11-23-2003, 05:06 AM
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LOL ... I too thought this topic was of a sexual nature, and was thinking ... what in the hell topics are next. Must be my erm, mind.

I've only ever had a thermometer in my mouth. So oral I guess.

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11-23-2003, 04:16 PM
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ORAL, ORAL, ORAL, ORAL!

But i've never had my temperature taken.
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Originally posted by Nath
ORAL, ORAL, ORAL, ORAL!

But i've never had my temperature taken.
Never!?!? How can that be!?
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11-23-2003, 07:22 PM
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Well whenever I get sick, I don't do anything about it and let my body do what it wants to do. I don't bother taking any tests or any medication for anything. Except for my epilepsy (But only because it stops me from driving).
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I take medication when sick but I have never had a thermometer put somewhere in me. I don't see how you can't tell if you're sick or not.
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11-24-2003, 06:38 AM
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Originally posted by Facsimile
I take medication when sick but I have never had a thermometer put somewhere in me. I don't see how you can't tell if you're sick or not.
Don't they teach you stuff in New Zealand?

You know that a human has an average of 37 degrees celcius internal body temperature. Well, fevers (etc) have been linked to increases in internal body temperature. So obviously

But you knew that already You just wanted to be an arse cause you hate me so.

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I take my temp on my tongue.

On a lighter note this has to be the wierdest topic of all time.

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Great Topic ferill. A thread like this proves that people have a dirty mind.

But yeah I have it shoved in my mouth.
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I feel that I need to contribute to this conversation, and state my opinions in Ad/Dis-Ad form:

Anal (Oh Dark is Thee, Where Pink Meets Brown)

Ad's:
-Feels Good
-Cold Shock At First
-Endless possibilities, plus, a chance for the sacred DP to shine

Dis-Ad's:
-Choc Tops!
-Feels Good

Oral (Smite all those who say the Mouth is for food intake! [Unless you like to chew, you know who you are!])

Ad's:
-Creamy Aftertaste
-Taking in the Jewels (God, love it)
-Low Fat!

Dis-Ads:
-Sticky, salty leftovers
-Hurts (If your facing a true man, or a Black Man)
-Little use for the imagination

"Normal" (Lets do it as God intended, Bwa Ha Ha!)
Ads:
-"Usual"
-Easy
-Pleasurable

Dis-Ads:
-I personally, cannot recieve such a gesture, thus, am left questioning.
-Pregnancy
-The money you had to blow to get there
-Can lead to Marriage
-Booooring

The Conclusion? A crazy orgy with all the above is ideal.

(Yes I am aware this topic was related to temperature taking devices, I just assumed all yours could do the same things mine can!)
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Personally i find it better under the arm as you don't get anthing brown or any saliva on it and furthermore..... Wait a minute we were talking about thermometers?
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i have no idea why i found that so funny.
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No Alcar, you're stupid. If you can't tell if you feel like shit or not, then you deserve to have a crap day at school/work.
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No Alcar, you're stupid. If you can't tell if you feel like shit or not, then you deserve to have a crap day at school/work.
Oh, now I understand your thinking! Though, parents don't always believe you, so a thermometer comes in handy (for them...).

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I kind of like Normal, but its all about what the girl wants.......
oops.....so its not about sex??!!
Why would you want to know where i put my thermometer?
You sicko!
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Originally posted by munchman
I kind of like Normal, but its all about what the girl wants.......
oops.....so its not about sex??!!
[ROBOTIC TONES]Wow. What an original joke. Ha ha ha.[/ROBOTIC TONES]
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