Yo MaMa......

[ethan]

Well ok people this thread is for you to take out all of your anger by telling "yo mama jokes" now get out there and let loose ARGHHH!!!!!

I think that I'll start first
Yo mama so fat, when she turns aruond its night time.
Yo mama so fat, when she got her blood checked at the clinic they found a new type of blood.......bacon.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skitels started to pop out.

Ethan

[Facsimile]

Okay. Now, when you spell it with the 'ph' it means cool. So you just said "Yo mama so cool."

I have tonnes, but I can't be bothered writing them.

[Joshy]

Plz dont post Yo Mama jokes, i reckon they are stupid and discrimatory.... (is there such word?)

Anyways post some other jokes except for Yo Mama...

A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork. The man wrenched the cork free and, to his astonishment, there was a cloud of smoke and a clap of thunder. Standing before him was a genie. "As a reward for freeing me, I shall grant you three wishes," said the genie, "But understand, whatever you wish for, your most hated enemy shall receive twice over."
The man's most hated enemy happened to be his next door neighbour, Jones. "Let's see. My first wish is..." He looked at his weather beaten bungalow, "...to live in a ten story luxury mansion.' The genie clapped his hands and suddenly his minute shack transformed into the most beautiful house he had ever laid eyes on. He heard a cry of astonishment from next door and looked over to see Jones standing in the doorway of his new twenty story mansion. "Now I want fifty of the most beautiful women imaginable." said the man. There was a puff of smoke and his wish was granted. He was annoyed, however, to see Jones grinning and waving, surrounded by his own harem of 100 women, all twice as attractive.
"What is your final wish, Master?' asked the genie.
"I want to lose a testicle," said the man.

[Joshy]

Oh oh took me a while, but i finally found this joke.

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[Fez]

yo mamas so fat, her belly button has an echo!
yo mamas so fat, she iorns her clothes on the driveway!
yo mamas so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
ya mamas so fat, he belt size is equator!
yo mamas so fat, she has more craters then the moon!



thats just a few of my faves, but i know alot more.

[Nath]

O.k. I thought someone said no momma jokes, but anyway. Me and one of my mates made this joke up the other day.

There was a Welsh guy in a building, then suddenly, for some reason, the building caught on fire. This guy had no idea what to do then he noticed a fire escape door on the other side of the room, so he ran over to it opened it and waited for the fire to leave.

Oh, and by the way, PHAT means Pretty Hot And tempting

[ethan]

come on ferill you heard what josh said we gotta stop saying yo mama jokes.

well here is one of my jokes.....

An old ladie walks into a sex shop she asks the manager in a shaky voice"do you have any vibraters?"The manager says "why yes we do."then the old woman asked in a shaky vioce "do you have any this big, round, and thick?" then the mana ger said "yes we do." then the old woman asks in a shaky voice "how do you turn these off."

[Fez]

crap, sorry Joshy. This just shows to everybody that you have to read the posts above...

[Big_Bro_Slig222]

For the love of God, send this travestey of a post to Necrum.

[Majic]

Just consider thsi a joke thread, jeebers. And post yo mama jokes away. True, they can sometimes be repetative, but theres nothing wrong with it.

Besides, Joshy is in D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T., so he doesn't know what hes doing... He's a flippin moron Give the guy a break.

EDIT: Might as well post this... One of my favourites.

My Mother

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Julie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"

[ethan]

Hey guess what I found nemo.http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/nemo.jpg

Ethan

[Wil]

When I first saw this in the message tables, I thought it was going to be about Yo-Yo Ma, whose birthday it was the day after you started this thread. Same day as mine, actually.

[oddguy]

Ah yes, the classic "Yo Mamma" jokes. I know a couple good ones.
Ahem:
Yo Mamma so fat, when she falls outta bed, she falls off all four corners!
Yo Mamma so fat, people run around her for exersise!
Yo Mamma so fat, she has her own gravitational pull!

I'm finished.

-oddguy

[Abe's son]

heh...josheh is teh funneh

[Oddfan]

yo mamma so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower.

[paramiteabe]

Here is a good yo mama joke

Yo Mama is so fat that she jumped into the ocian and Spain claimed her as an island! dadadum!

[Mac the Janitor]

Originally posted by Max the Mug
When I first saw this in the message tables, I thought it was going to be about Yo-Yo Ma, whose birthday it was the day after you started this thread. Same day as mine, actually.

That's exactly what I was thinking. Go us.

[Wil]

Yay, you remembered my birthday! What do I get?

I made this up just this second:

Yo mama is so ugly, she's almost as ugly as you, ie enough with these pathetic "jokes".

[paramud]

yo mama so fat the last time she saw 91210 was on a scale
yo mama so old she has an autographed version of the bible
yo mama is like an arcade, three men for a quarter
yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo mama so hairy she was classified as bigfoot
yo mama so dumb she went to the super bowl with a spoon